🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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God help me I want to see Warlord’s titties. I just want to know what they look like. Not because I desire it but because of the morbid curiosity of it. Like watching 2 girls 1 cup or 3 guys 1 hammer or like, Funky Town.

I want to stare into the void and see if I blink when it stares back
 
Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
and just like that, the Million Dollar Whopper Trilogy comes to a close.
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Is refusing to make a choice or have a favorite an autism thing or just a Josh thing? He always refuses to say something is his favorite, he does it with music as well. He can't tell you a favorite Ozzy song because "they're all good". Can't pick a favorite whopper, just starts mumbling about textures feeling good in his mouth.
 
Hennimore said:
Is refusing to make a choice or have a favorite an autism thing or just a Josh thing? He always refuses to say something is his favorite, he does it with music as well. He can't tell you a favorite Ozzy song because "they're all good". Can't pick a favorite whopper, just starts mumbling about textures feeling good in his mouth.
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I think it's just a Josh thing. When pressed he can list of like 20 Ozzy songs so it's not a lack of knowledge he just can't make up his mind.
 
Warlord is spending his last day as a free man sitting next to Cobra, and he's got fake tits now? He clearly wishes Josh would get drunk and fuck him. Why's he going to prison for a year anyway what did he do
 
Slim Boglim said:
God help me I want to see Warlord’s titties. I just want to know what they look like. Not because I desire it but because of the morbid curiosity of it. Like watching 2 girls 1 cup or 3 guys 1 hammer or like, Funky Town.

I want to stare into the void and see if I blink when it stares back
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If you click this link right here, you can probably see a lot more than Warlord’s titties and indulge that morbid curiosity.

If you’re at work or just really about enjoying your life, don’t click the link. If you see a man’s gaping asshole and get all ornery about it, I want to remind you that this was an optional life experience you were warned about ahead of time.
 
Slim Boglim said:
The fact that warlord allegedly has tits is fucking insane. He’s made no effort to look like a woman he’s just a bearded dude with knockers. Who’s going to be in prison.
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He’s made no effort to look like a woman
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After a few days in prison, he will be forced to make that effort.

It's going to be a really "interesting" year for him. :story:
 
'Ole Dente said:
If you click this link right here, you can probably see a lot more than Warlord’s titties and indulge that morbid curiosity.

If you’re at work or just really about enjoying your life, don’t click the link. If you see a man’s gaping asshole and get all ornery about it, I want to remind you that this was an optional life experience you were warned about ahead of time.
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Naw I’ve seen all there is to see about warlords dick, balls, and asshole. Even then it wasn’t that noteworthy same as any other dudes with smooth muscle control. No I need the see the Warjugs. Show me the Milklords. I want to see the insanity it must be to behold warlords chest with women’s breasts seemingly out of context since none of the rest of him is even remotely female. And not even like a “oh I’m trying to look like a women but I don’t pass thing” no aside from tits he’s not even bothering to try to look feminine. he’s just some dude with fucking tits for some reason. It’s insane.
 
I'm not clicking any links because I have no desire to peer into hell in the form of warlords asshole, nor do I frequent discord or facebook where alogs sext with him/poop touch and pass around screenshots like trading cards. I just have two questions, does he really have tits? (or are they those weird silicone tranny things you can order on amazon that you wear like shirt). If so, how did he afford a tit job wasn't he homeless and/or shelter surfing? wtf

Can you legit just stumble into a doctor's office in America as a dirty smelly obviously mentally ill junkie and have them put the knife to you and implant/chop off/inject whatever the fuck? That's insane.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I have memories of Josh talking about bullying other people in school he was bullied and bullied other kids but I don't remember him taunting a retarded kid about his dead mother. Does anyone have more info on this? I can't find anything on it.
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I think he only taunted the kid in a youtube video well after he had finished high school, I know the video your talking about, its in a seizure robot video.
 
Oh, Cobes is such a good and sweet man letting the past be the past and embracing his old friend, who got tits now, into his warm little trailer for a last drink before Sasha is going to the big house...
Josh is such a moral and tolerant man, and he's always gotta be sure of letting us "trolls" know that. twu
 
Warlord’s probably trying to get locked up in a women’s prison or to get his own cell for his “safety.” Getting tits is like the lowest level of commitment. You can always remove them. I think the decision where to house trannies is made on a case by case basis in front of a committee, so you can’t say you’re just trans, you need to prove it. Tits might be just enough to get you some recognition but are still fully reversible.

Im not sure Warlord’s druggie brain can plan something like that, though.
 
Smegward said:
the only thing that changed about warlord is that he wears pink now lmao.
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No you don’t understand that pink hoodie is all that’s stands between us and his alleged breasts. It’s so fucking insane i have to see it to believe it. On the one hand the compulsive liar could just be lying, but a shocker. But on the other hand maybe warlord really does have a set of frontlines. The warchests. The cannonballs. The Warloobs.
 
The return of Warload was sublime, ten minutes spent together and they're already taking passive aggressive shots at each other.


Also Josh's face as Floorlord talks about how it's been a while since he's been sexually intimate with anyone.
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