🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Slim Boglim said:
You fags are acting like I’m sitting here with the DSM-5 writing a dissertation of Josh’s mental health. I said (and I quote) “on some sort of bipolar spectrum (bogpolar?)” I’d hardly call that me trying to diagnose shit and moreso loose speculation of what mental fuckery he has that’s overlaps with something that exists already. Almost like there was a dumb tongue in cheek pun in there to reflect that he’s his own brand of something hmm. Anyways, sorry, no fun allowed, I get it. Let’s stick to the usual talking points.
Hey, why doesn’t Clint just put Josh in a group home?

Fuck it I don’t give a enough of a shit to bother with that discussion cause we have big news
He’s back!​
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3tLW9XMIOpA
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My eyes almost popped out of my head when I saw floorlord in the thumbnail haha. Boy looks RAGGED
 
This latest video is honestly some harmony korine / David Lynch tier kino. Alex with his 34 CC tits going to jail both struggling to drink gross drink combos. Incredible.
 
IT'S A FUCKIN THANKSGIVING MIRACLE

Warlord going to prison for a year!!!

I love that Cobra now has a prison penpal he can send his soiled underwear to
 
This comment from Exhumed Visions LOL.

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So you're telling me they are bringing the doubledown back and we get new Warlord videos? WE ARE SO BACK.
 
Praise Satan's Magic cobes and alex together. This is a glorious return, black smoke for my green flame and Ozzy for God Emperor. TMDWU

if he actually leaves within 24 hrs and doesnt come back for at least a year.
 
crakrock said:
There is 0 reason to think Cobra has bipolar disorder, other than substance abuse can ostensibly look like any mental illness under the sun.
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I mean, aside from alcohol & I guess duster, is there any truth to the rumors of Cobes being on drugs/substances? Like, is he even capable of buying meth/crack/heroin/etc from a dude sitting inside a beat up late 90's Nissan Altima loitering in an abandoned Circle K parking lot?
 
WHAT THE FUCK

Cobes admitted to being alchy and "its kinda sad" what the fuck is going on
Maybe the hag actually is the best thing that has happened to him. Aside from the warlordussy.

-Warlord is talking like a new gf lol. Was boyle right?
 
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Your Landlord said:
WHAT THE FUCK

Cobes admitted to being alchy and "its kinda sad" what the fuck is going on
Maybe the hag actually is the best thing that has happened to him. Aside from the warlordussy.

-Warlord is talking like a new gf lol. Was boyle right?
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He's not admitting, he's bragging that his situation is better (rent is handled, booze is paid for). Typical Josh, always finding ways to punch down at somebody going through literal withdrawals. Little does he know this is foreshadowing...
 
mars said:
He is always waiting for his turn to be the bully. Remember when the one kid more retarded than him in school just wanted to be friends. Josh reveled in bullying him to the point of taunting him when one of his parents died if I remember right. We wouldn't know any of this except in adulthood he gleefully bragged to his audience about how he tormented this poor disabled kid for just trying to befriend him.
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I have memories of Josh talking about bullying other people in school he was bullied and bullied other kids but I don't remember him taunting a retarded kid about his dead mother. Does anyone have more info on this? I can't find anything on it.
 
The fact that warlord allegedly has tits is fucking insane. He’s made no effort to look like a woman he’s just a bearded dude with knockers. Who’s going to be in prison.
 
Gotta love the Boglim logic at play here. Josh doesn't give a fuck about mending the friendship he had with Warlord, what he cares about is that his fragile ego was wounded by NAL and the troles accusing him of being gay and doing sexual acts with Warlord. So in Josh's mind the best way to combat that is to have Warlord over out of the blue after not making an appearance for over a year. Josh never fails to let everyone know when something someone has said about him has really gotten to him. He really is the most gotten too man on Earth. It's really gotta be a insane case of deja vu for Warlord too because despite being in a completely different place Josh is still exactly the same person, getting wasted by his lonesome and ranting about the same four topics he has ranted about for years.. Warlord may be a meth head but at least he has grown (huge tits) since the last time we saw him.
 
So he really has tits and wasn't lying for once huh. I never would've guessed. Out of all the bad decisions in the cobraverse, that has to be number 1.
 
Just remembered that Warlord has like 3-4 kids all with different mothers. Imagine your dad being a meth addict with big fake titties.
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