🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Hennimore said:
He so very clearly thinks that champagne is disgusting but can't say so because the "troles" will laugh at him for wasting money.
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It can't be restated enough how funny it is that Cobra simultaneously is a massive drunk piece of shit and hates alcohol. Anything more complicated than a fruity sugar filled wine cooler has him reeling in disgust.
 
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Another jessica loop incoming.


Better not call naked and lauging, naked and loose, BOY!

also complaining about the troles.

Good job ignoring her by making a video about her Cobes! 🤣
 
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That's another funny ass thing cobra does, he presents every food hack and drink combo like it's a huge W even tho on the inside you know he's absolutely disgusted. He can never just be honest and be like "wow this tastes bad" and play it cool. He's always gotta do this fake balling out shit where he deludes himself into believing he's owning the trolls even tho he's sitting there with $80 worth of disgusting garbage in his lap. Everything is not half bad and everything else is exquisite even when it's objectively heinous. This is one thing that is kind of annoying about cobra, he's insincere and everything is a front.
 
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HansKlokBier said:
Good job ignoring her by making a video about her Cobes! 🤣
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You just don't get it trole, this is all part of his genius strategy of sometimes (on a daily basis) throwing her crumbs of attention to psychologically fuck with her.
 
Oh BOY. Another brain loop about Jessica and his ex crushes with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, anchovies and jalapenos on a large stuffed crust from Papa John's.
 
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That's another funny ass thing cobra does, he presents every food hack and drink combo like it's a huge W even tho on the inside you know he's absolutely disgusted. He can never just be honest and be like "wow this tastes bad" and play it cool. He's always gotta do this fake balling out shit where he deludes himself into believing he's owning the trolls even tho he's sitting there with $80 worth of disgusting garbage in his lap. Everything is not half bad and everything else is exquisite even when it's objectively heinous. This is one thing that is kind of annoying about cobra, he's insincere and everything is a front.
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There was the one time he cut the stream off almost instantly after gagging and panicking over some horrendous food combo. It's really the only time I've seen him fully crack on one of his dank food hacks and not just power through it
 
snort beg snort said:
That's another funny ass thing cobra does, he presents every food hack and drink combo like it's a huge W even tho on the inside you know he's absolutely disgusted. He can never just be honest and be like "wow this tastes bad" and play it cool. He's always gotta do this fake balling out shit where he deludes himself into believing he's owning the trolls even tho he's sitting there with $80 worth of disgusting garbage in his lap. Everything is not half bad and everything else is exquisite even when it's objectively heinous. This is one thing that is kind of annoying about cobra, he's insincere and everything is a front.
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It's because his "Image" is all he's got left, if he admits failing he's got nothing left - OK it's an image that only exists in his own mind but it's one that's critically important to him he's based his life off it and if that crumbles he's going to have a true breakdown.

The problem is, if he looses that self image he'd stand a chance of improving his lot in life, to him he's a Bad Boy gothic rockstar he lives that life no matter what.
 
Eventide said:
Well, not Asperger's, but it was a classmate with unspecified learning disabilities/health issues (I believe he was a drug baby?) diagnosed with severe oppositional defiant disorder (which Cobes apparently also has). My classmate was a massive jerk, & treated all female classmates horrifically (like, he'd throw textbooks at girls who'd reject his gross advances) than would go cry to school officials & whine about being "bullied" by "mean girls
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I'd this happened in current year he'd be a transgirl.
snort beg snort said:
That's another funny ass thing cobra does, he presents every food hack and drink combo like it's a huge W even tho on the inside you know he's absolutely disgusted. He can never just be honest and be like "wow this tastes bad" and play it cool.
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BOY can not take an L gracefully. If he could, he wouldn't be trapped in his samsara of brain-loops and gutrot. Saying "oh hey, that was awful" is step one of learning.
I wonder if he started doing Ozempic to be goth like Sharon Osbourne, would it curb his booze cravings?
 
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