🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I can only imagine the health issues he has where vomiting daily is normal.

I’d pay for him to get a full checkup at a doctors office if I could see the results
 
He's live on the Drunken Peasants and he said he's done both shrooms and LSD when I popped in.
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He was mesmerized by the Union station clock tower in Portland.
 
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Agares said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ldhgo1rh794He's live on the Drunken Peasants and he said he's done both acid and LSD when I popped in.
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No way he has ever done LSD or acid, Josh is the type of dude that would'nt stop talking about his trips if he had any. Also his boglim mind would get absolutely fucked and twisted from something strong like LSD. :D

Btw didn't even realize Drunken Peasants are still around, how are they doing these days?
 
Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
Aren't LSD and Acid the same thing?
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Sorry, I meant LSD and shrooms.
C. G. B. Spender said:
No way he has ever done LSD or acid, Josh is the type of dude that would'nt stop talking about his trips if he had any. Also his boglim mind would get absolutely fucked and twisted from something strong like LSD. :biggrin:

Btw didn't even realize Drunken Peasants are still around, how are they doing these days?
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Maybe it's for the best that we never got an MKultra boglim. Drunken peasants mostly talk about random internet drama and they've become Cobra's de facto window to the outside world and other people's opinions on the Cobraverse. He's a frequent viewer and guest on their shows.
 
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He has definitely told a story about tripping on LSD or shroom and shitting himself before
 
UncleBlazer said:
He has definitely told a story about tripping on LSD or shroom and shitting himself before
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He has.
Choice quotes:
"Normally when you shit your pants..."
"We've all shit our pants...as adults. It sucks."
"It was all liquidy, thankfully enough. So it wasn't that bad."
"If anyone did notice, they didn't care. Because it's KingCobraJFS, I'm sort of a celebrity."
 
Agares said:
Sorry, I meant LSD and shrooms.

Maybe it's for the best that we never got an MKultra boglim. Drunken peasants mostly talk about random internet drama and they've become Cobra's de facto window to the outside world and other people's opinions on the Cobraverse. He's a frequent viewer and guest on their shows.
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They've been covering Cobra and NaL excessively for months in an attempt to lure him into going on the show for views. He's actually a mod in their YouTube chat and bans people who talk shit about him lol. It's funny because they used to be a lot more critical of him but started being a lot softer once they saw he was watching their streams.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Didn't the bog witch say that Cobra pukes many several times a day? I think he's just accustomed to vomiting every day.
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The puking all the time, the very quick destruction of his teeth, the picking at large meals over long periods of time. That really does seal it for me, the boy has an eating disorder that he just doesn't talk about anymore and has got much worse over the years.

Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
"We've all shit our pants...as adults. It sucks."
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Do not lie, he is not wrong. If you haven't pooped yourself as an adult, your time is coming.
 
Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
Someone definitely pointed out the shirt used to read "I'd Rather Beat off To Women Then Beat Women," to him. To whoever that person is, fuck you.
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Also possible that people memed on it in the Facebook groups and stuff. I’m sure he lurks them like he does the subreddit. Reminds me of the goober glass tapper who sent him a shirt with “rapist” in Japanese on it and the millisecond Cobes unboxed it he made a self-congratulatory thread on his epic trolling to which paypigs notified Cobes, or he saw it himself, and he just threw away the shirt without much fanfare besides the usual “my trolls are pathetic speech.”

If he’d been going around wearing it, even if literally nobody in Wyoming would be able to read Japanese, he’d still be pissed and feel like he has egg in his face. But no, they had to go blow their load the minute he got it out of the box for some Reddit updoots. Baffles the mind
 
Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
He has.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HetqklU7zP4Choice quotes:
"Normally when you shit your pants..."
"We've all shit our pants...as adults. It sucks."
"It was all liquidy, thankfully enough. So it wasn't that bad."
"If anyone did notice, they didn't care. Because it's KingCobraJFS, I'm sort of a celebrity."
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Well of course if someone shits their pants when farting, It's gets pretty liquidy and in runs through the clothes until in rests on the chair, or bed or whatever. But if it's liquidy it's worse because of what I said before. A solid shit doesn't go through clothes as easily compared to liquid shits that always makes a stain run through everything.
 
the amount cobra talks about domestic abuse and pedophilia. i still dont know how to take it. is it all just people trolling him? or something darker in his psyche?
 
rexxon_tillerson said:
the amount cobra talks about domestic abuse and pedophilia. i still dont know how to take it. is it all just people trolling him? or something darker in his psyche?
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He gets probably 50 texts a day about it, very little he does or says is free of outside influence. As many times as trolls have tried to catfish him with "underage" girls, he has never taken the bait. We watched in vivid detail as he was put in a pressure cooker with the worst person in the world, he didn't beat her. I'd say it's a symptom of being baited by retards in SMS all day.
 
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