🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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PigFarm said:
I think it's a bit optimistic to think that some random internet addicts who show up at his door with the vices that are killing him just for some internet fame are "positive influences."
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That's a fair point. I suppose I was thinking of it more from an emotional point of view as opposed to a "good for the long term" perspective. Obviously him drinking all the time isn't positive per se, but it does draw his attention from looping about Jessica, which in my mind is a win.
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
He's even wearing his iconic "I'd rather beat off to women, then beat women" shirt.

What a lad! :story:
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He's gonna get punched if he wears that outdoors 🤣🤣 He seriously thinks he looks like some kind of hero saying he's doing the bare minimum by not beating women but also masturbating to them :stress:
 
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CircusCat said:
He just posted some pics to Faceberg.
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If these are brand new photos, as in from yesterday, I kind of have to agree with the kiwis saying that relatively positive people in his life are in general a good thing. He looks cleaner than he has in weeks, probably because he heard an of-age, alive, blah blah blah female was coming over. I would almost guarantee that he is going to talk about her for weeks in that “I wanna flirt with her because she’s good looking, but she’s taken, toobz, and her boyfriend is a fan so I couldn’t do that, but I could tell she was kind of checkin me out” kind of way that he does. Which will absolutely drive Jessica insane. Reservedly, I’m hoping for more visits from that chick and her man, and more smug Cobra in the very near future. He needs the boost.
 
NoodleFucker3000 said:
This girl doesn't look completely dirty or unhinged which means she's probably worse than Jessica on the inside.
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Yeah but I bet she doesn't have a disgusting gunt/baconator as the entrance to her insides twu.

No but seriously, fans visiting him definitely helps keep him in better spirits (heh) and sometimes he even tries to groom himself because he's expecting company. I hope we can enter a new "friend/fan" saga and move on from the goiter loiterer saga.
 
It’s amazing how even the most disgusting looking boglim can get women to come to his lair if he has even a semblance of internet fame.

Honestly, I hope it continues. The only thing that will save him from fading into obscurity is if a bunch of troles fans and of-age fangirls start messing with him irl.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Is there a word for when you accidentally create art without trying?
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Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more

a·va-gran-deh
/ˌäˌväˈɡrände/

From the Latin root:

Ava: Birdlike.
Grande/Grandis: Large/Great.

It relates in this circumstance to the definition, as people of this proclivity are akin to big retarded flappy birds just going around flapping their wings with importance and acting retarded.

noun
  1. self-masturbatory nonsense disguised as experimental or eclectic, often expressed in the arts.
    "Jackson Pollock was an Ava Grande painter."
adjective
  1. favoring or introducing a self-masturbatory artist with no talent who uses the vagueness of his experimental nature to hide his lack of talent.
    "See that guy right there? Yeah, that's Cobra. Remember him? He was picked on for liking snakes too much and all the hot girls rejected him. Look at him now, though! He's a famous Ava Grande musician and he has 100,000 subscribers on YouTube. You should've never passed him up, he's famous and you're still working at Waffle House. Life is sad I guess."

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Slim Boglim said:
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Imagine your girlfriend kissed Cobes big ugly bald head and is no doubt going to fuck up her life drawing unwanted a-log attention for 5 minutes of boglim fame wyd?
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Sucks to be them but Jessica's reaction is gonna be priceless. The bitch gets mad over him streaming with Courtney, the camwhores he spanks it to and his ex crushes from years ago.
 
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