🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
funscape said:
Somebody send our boy some healthier drink combos to offset the damage he is doing because mixing caffeine and alcohol is awful for the body, not to mention the high sugar content. Cobes should switch to drinking vodka sodas
Click to expand...
I don't think there's anything healthy to send but just something less sugary that does less damage to his corporeal form at this point
 
funscape said:
I don't think there's anything healthy to send but just something less sugary that does less damage to his corporeal form at this point
Click to expand...
Maybe the troles could send him a blender and he could get really into smoothies.
 
Last edited:
Screenshot_20241108_032034_YouTube.jpg
Better not be staying up late BOY
 
funscape said:
Somebody send our boy some healthier drink combos to offset the damage he is doing because mixing caffeine and alcohol is awful for the body, not to mention the high sugar content. Cobes should switch to drinking vodka sodas
Click to expand...
He'll never drink something "healthier" because he doesn't like the taste of alcohol. The sugar and the additives is to mask the alcohol. Whenever he's had any type of alcohol without it being sugary swill he's grimaced, coughed, gagged and drooled everywhere because of the alcohol taste and burn. I wish I could find it but he once received a fan care package with some weed infused tequila or vodka and he'd take a shot and just hold it in his mouth, gathering the courage to swallow and when he finally did he swallow he'd look like a toddler being tricked into trying lemon for the first time.
Boglim's gonna bog. Sugar for the sugar god, diabetus for the diabetus throne.
 
Captain Ahab said:
Being sober and confronting the state of his life and his many failures would destroy him.
Click to expand...

I think he’d ultimately be more miserable if he was forced into sobriety and tard wrangled into being some degree of productive. He’s carved out an identity for himself and regardless of how everybody else might see it, he derives a sense of pride from it. He’s the goth bad boy YouTuber who makes wands and sells music. Why would he want to give up that for crippling anxiety, a job he hates and the burden of responsibility.

If he was made to be sober and sent to work, I don’t think he’d be plagued by regrets, he’d just resent the rules and restrictions being imposed on him.

Clint has managed to find a balance where he can kind of keep his Son out of absolute disaster situations without alienating him. He can nudge him in the right direction but push too much and it’ll just cause Josh to reject him altogether.
 
Gotten around to listening to Life Ain't Fair and I gotta say, it's impressive how little he's learned in 19 albums about at least finding a drum track that goes with his guitar noodling. Or how to actually volume mix.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Gotten around to listening to Life Ain't Fair and I gotta say, it's impressive how little he's learned in 19 albums about at least finding a drum track that goes with his guitar noodling. Or how to actually volume mix.
Click to expand...
I'll never understand how he can rap with a shockingly decent flow and rhythm, and then bungle every aspect timing-wise of what's supposed to be a rock/metal track
 
I had to clip this part of the Courtney stream because it was comedy gold. You can see Josh's gourd slowly processing that a commenter called his drink combo girly. It takes him a full five seconds before he frowns and gets really mad about it
 
Courtney sees that gender rant coming and cut him off with the quickness lol

Edit- Another day, another messed up order


"I'm tired of fast food fucking up my order. It's getting old doodt."

Edit 2- like clockwork, he blames his youtube troles and whines pathetically about the counter crew at Jersey Mike's hating his videos
 
Last edited:
Robert w'E'd Leef said:
I'll never understand how he can rap with a shockingly decent flow and rhythm, and then bungle every aspect timing-wise of what's supposed to be a rock/metal track
Click to expand...
I think Cobes has a kind of savant syndrome where he's really pretty good in a few ways but basically retarded in others. You can tell he's got a genuinely creative/artistic mind even if it comes out in regarded ways.
 
He's never going to top that bar about her having arms like a lunch lady. The Terrence Popp gender relayshuns loops will never make me cackle like that.

I'd ask him to stop engaging because it's exactly what she wants, but he's highly regarded, so it is what it is, Toobz.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom