🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Down From The Champions said:
I actually liked the Your Favourite Son documentary. Definitely flawed as YFS was trying too hard to be Louis Theroux but it was a interesting look into how current Josh is. If he done or asked something Josh didn't like he would have shut down completely.
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Spot on with the Louis Theroux comparison. It would've been better to do just a slice of life without any commentary, buuuuut we got to see Josh in HD and it gave us the Clinterview. So the YFS doc has its place in the cobraverse.
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Re: Josh and friends - It's kind of surprising to say, but Josh isn't half bad at making them(although if that has more to do with the class of Casper denizen than Josh's fair-weather charisma, we'll never know). As recently as his second eviction, Josh was hanging out at a graveyard with some chick in fishnets. Give me rainbows all you want, but I think since his golden trolling era, Josh has gotten way more careful on who he shows on camera.
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The constant trolling killed any IRL content and Josh has gotten better at opsec since 2020. To a point. He has a habit of slowly trickling out the truth.
 
Agares said:
Don't forget the spice. His cognitive decline really took off during the brief spice saga and only trole intervention saved him from early onset dementia.
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That shit's really bad because the formulas are constantly changing to keep it technically "legal," so you don't really know what you're getting and a lot of these random cannabinoids are completely untested on humans. Even when they're just a chiral twist on some other known cannabinoid or some other change just barely enough not to be specifically outlawed, the actual biological effects of them can be different and extremely harmful.
 
'Ole Dente said:
The Trappped documentary is interesting because Josh is an interesting person. There are challenges in his life he struggles to overcome, he has friendships and work relationships with odd people that make his life interesting. He’s still lucid to some degree and there’s some energy to him, some enthusiasm for life. There’s an attitude of optimism to Josh that seems very genuine.

Any other documentary fails because that Josh is dead. There’s no story to tell with him, he has no interactions with other people and he has no life to explore. He doesn’t do anything but sit in a chair and get drunk. Try making a documentary that consists of 2 hours of a drunk guy who rambles about the same thing over and over, interacts with nobody, doesn’t give a shit about anything and never leaves the house.

It is what it is, dood. Buy a shirt.
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i also think it does not help that most of his friends from back then are either dead or he is no longer friends with them. its amazing darf is still around even in small amounts. i think the main issue now is that cobes is simply too popular and the trolls have severely fucked with the way he lives his life. if he was smarter they would not be an issue but for someone like cobes who already has an issue with motivation its just easier for him to give up and rot in his chair.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
Nah, and for the same reason Cobes can’t be forced into a group home. He’s considered an adult who has lived ‘independently’ for nearly two decades. He wants to drink himself to death, than he’s allowed like any other adult.
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I'd say probably not, too, but there are exceptions to the general rule. For instance, if a bar serves someone alcohol when they're visibly intoxicated and then they drive home drunk and crash into someone, the person hit and (sometimes) even the drunk can sue. There's also potential criminal negligence liability but it generally requires a more culpable state of mind than plain civil negligence.

I don't think that would be the case with just sending this retard a handle of hooch. That's considerably more distant from any harm to Cobes than directly handing someone alcohol for immediate consumption when they've obviously already had too much. After all Cobes can do whatever he wants with a gift of alcohol, from immediately chugging it to pouring it down a drain. Nobody's forcing him to drink too much.

Criminal prosecution, no matter what happens, seems incredibly unlikely just for providing alcohol to an adult, though. The duster shit may be something else because it's sending something to him for a kind of use that's actually illegal, the person sending it knows or is presumed to know it's illegal, the person intends for it to be used that way, and it's in fact a likely outcome that he will indeed huff it.
mikaylatoads said:
The boglim is likely conflating human trafficking as soliciting prostitution
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Cobes has been consistently adamant about really disliking rapists. I think this is just tard brain speaking because he doesn't know what the term means.
 
He is more cooked than a deep frted avacado.
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"Tasty beer burp for the Ozzy fans."
 
I feel like he's gonna get so wasted he leaves the camera on accidentally or has a huge meltdown tonight. He can barely talk already.
 
Fortyone said:
I feel like he's gonna get so wasted he leaves the camera on accidentally or has a huge meltdown tonight. He can barely talk already.
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This is a promising stream. He already got pissed at an earbud for falling out of his ear. It's only a matter of time before something else wants to act cute.
 
He legit sounds like a dementia patient mumbling to himself. This gon' be gud.

"I cast a spell on my dad so he'd get his Mustang back and he got it back. That's how I know magic is real"
 
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I loved rocking the earbuds blasting old-school socialist songs while pregaming before the debates that happened at my favorite college bar. Socialist Busmalis vs. Objectivist Tom debates were pretty fucking wild. More than a few times we got a lockout with the bartender still pouring to continue until like 4-5am.

This is just depressing. Those were spectacular fucking times.
 
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Agares said:
The truth is trickling in with what really happened on the day Puff ran off. Cobes went out without his boots on and took Puff with him for a smoke, Puff ran off and Cobes made the fatal mistake of running back inside to grab his boots. If only he'd taken off after the lizard without the boots....

It is what it is toobz. At least he's in the acceptance stage.
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It makes it so much more humorous that in the drunken stupor he was in at the time, after realizing on his usual 10 second delay that puffers was missing his gourd misfired and thought before giving chase he needed to put shoes on.
So he stumbled back to the bogden, probably struggled to put on his oversized Walmart boots. Then stumbled back outside, only to blindly stank face at the ground looking for a tan lizard on tan dormant grass at night.
Clint is right on the money when he says that Josh is hilarious only when he's trying not to be. The Three Stooges or Charlie Chaplin couldn't come up with something so tragically funny like cobe's antics.
 
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