🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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"21 and up, fuckers"
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'Ole Dente said:
You know what the fuck I mean. He's got the touch of the Needs but he's not throwing his shit on the wall and touching up the cat.
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This man is literally retarded by any clinical standard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjDXvXACIEA

He sounds like a rhodes scholar compared to cobes. Cobes gets SSDI because of his intellectual impairment, he's a fuckin retard.

What you're referring to is what we call "severe and profound" You probably interact with bona fide retards pretty frequently and don't even realize it. I've clocked a few on this very forum
 
crakrock said:
This man is literally retarded by any clinical standard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjDXvXACIEA

He sounds like a rhodes scholar compared to cobes. Cobes gets SSDI because of his intellectual impairment, he's a fuckin retard.

What you're referring to is what we call "severe and profound" You probably interact with bona fide retards pretty frequently and don't even realize it. I've clocked a few on this very forum
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Nigga any person who can coherently say "Rehabilitating" is not retarded. He is not retarded, okay, he's just Irish.
 
korguragozog said:
I have a busted-open rotten tooth that I've been unable to get fixed and if anything mouthwash makes it better. Sugar is what makes it hurt. Mouthwash just makes it numb.
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Warm salt water was the best mouthwash in my experience, sounds something Boglim would do but it actually works. Toofer problems suck balls doodt. :D
 
ibeatmywife said:
He talked about it like he has ammo for his gun too I wonder if he was doing that just in the hopes she would shut the fuck up and leave him alone. Big assumptions here but if he has ammo and didn't even attempt to get any during the incident it makes it seem like that was never really his intention
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What’s the point of having a gun if you gotta seek out shells, load the gun, etc. All my firearms are loaded. It’s just metal and wood without ammo
 
Priest Bulla said:
What’s the point of having a gun if you gotta seek out shells, load the gun, etc. All my firearms are loaded. It’s just metal and wood without ammo
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Well loaded isn't the same thing as having a round chambered you can have a loaded gun and it not be ready to fire but cobes has a double barrel shotgun i think that's why i don't believe it was loaded he was dry firing it and you could hear the firing pin smacking against metal. The reason alot of people don't keep a round chambered in other guns is because you can forget and then accidents happen, nothing wrong with just loaded gun but this isn't a normal situation josh is a retard.
 
Priest Bulla said:
What’s the point of having a gun if you gotta seek out shells, load the gun, etc. All my firearms are loaded. It’s just metal and wood without ammo
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Josh's gun safety is absolutely atrocious and he has been seen drunkenly waving both his shamrock .38 and his shotgun around, both loaded.
As always, it's a dank miracle Josh hasn't seriously injured himself or others in the last 15 years-ish of independence.
 
Watching the newest bitesize documentary, I've just realized something hilarious. The whammy bar did fit his guitar but he was trying to scew it in backwards (loosening)

edit: its at 30 minutes if you want to see it for yourself and realize his fuck up
 
BrunoMattei said:
You do realize that this goober would shoot his own face off?
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If inbred hicks can handle shotguns, I am sure our boy can handle a six shooter
Potion_Time said:
I've watched that cretin "own the troles" by proving he didn't misspell "you're" by googling the word "your" and proving that it's the correct spelling for it.

If he was a D&D character his intelligence stat would be well below 5.
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Poor upbringing, lack of support systems, lack of wranglers, hounded by sociopathic Reddit a logs and other people who want him dead, retards like Cobra are easily groomed to accept fetishes, pedo and zoophilia, being an incel don't help.

I feel pity for cobra and only the worst for his a logs.
 
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