Last year I had a dream that cobra repented of being gross and bald and magically grew hair by the grace of YHWH. He then went on to go become a pastor.
One can dream, eh?
Better than mine. I was his semi live in girlfriend and his one rule was to not get friendly with his mom, and we ended up getting along so he kicked me out. I contacted Jessica to come help me pack my shit up.
I am continually amazed at how nothing can possibly go right for Josh. He must have really fucked up in a past life to have been reincarnated into this one.
You see those White trash couples constantly getting in domestic fights on COPS and you wonder how someone gets to that point in life. Now we know, we just got a behind the scenes look at a future COPS episode.
Except the people on cops live together and do that shit every other day. Like cobes and co are relatively tame even in Casper. Crazy for sure but like on opposite ends of the country. Long distance domestics are quite rare. Cobes and bitchtits maybe the first. There's really no precedent for this, its that batshit. It'd make for good TV for sure but this like Tyler the creator wtf is cyber bullying nigga don't look at the screen kinda domestic violence. It's as simple as cutting off contact. Normal domestics don't have that luxury cause they actually like lives together and share responsibilities and shit. Cobes could stop this today if he wasnt so fucking online.
Can't get the sentence "What's up fellow YouTubers, my ex Jessica Boyle revenge porned my ass" out of my head, gotta be one of the funniest things ever spoken
Looks like homeboy Aaron got back with his whale despite the tit sucking incident. She messaged someone on the kingcobrajfs Facebook group and gave lots of invalid excuses on why she's still with a man who cheated on her and sucked the world's nastiest hangers filled with curdled milk
Looks like homeboy Aaron got back with his whale despite the tit sucking incident. She messaged someone on the kingcobrajfs Facebook group and gave lots of invalid excuses on why she's still with a man who cheated on her and sucked the world's nastiest hangers filled with curdled milk
Aaron "won't talk about it" and "doesn't remember" sucking Nal's tit and is now framing it as a sexual assault? That's convenient.
How low is this woman's self esteem to even entertain believing that horse shit?
I mean... she's dating Aaron so I guess I just answered my own question.
Aaron "won't talk about it" and "doesn't remember" sucking Nal's tit and is now framing it as a sexual assault? That's convenient.
How low is this woman's self esteem to even entertain believing that horse shit?
I mean... she's dating Aaron so I guess I just answered my own question.
Look at her profile, I'm no longer on FB but her profile reads like someone who just wants to be accepted to the point she takes on conflicting views in the hope something sticks. She's like the personification of the don't judge a book by its cover trope to an extreme degree that makes me wonder if she actually has any concrete views that can't be shattered. Also she's a deathfat
May Cobratin (peace be upon him), cast a Circle of Protection on Cobes.
I have a few questions that nobody seems to have asked:
Is Clint a bad father?
Is Puffts dead?
Why isn’t Cobes in a grouphome?!
Joking aside, no way Cobes would smoke the Hag Queen. He had an argument with her and cosplayed suck starting his shotgun. Worst case scenario is she shows up and he lets her in for that sweet Wendy’s Baconator with extra dipping sauce
May Cobratin (peace be upon him), cast a Circle of Protection on Cobes.
I have a few questions that nobody seems to have asked:
Is Clint a bad father?
Is Puffts dead?
Why isn’t Cobes in a grouphome?!
Joking aside, no way Cobes would smoke the Hag Queen. He had an argument with her and cosplayed suck starting his shotgun. Worst case scenario is she shows up and he lets her in for that sweet Wendy’s Baconator with extra dipping sauce
He talked about it like he has ammo for his gun too I wonder if he was doing that just in the hopes she would shut the fuck up and leave him alone. Big assumptions here but if he has ammo and didn't even attempt to get any during the incident it makes it seem like that was never really his intention
Look at her profile, I'm no longer on FB but her profile reads like someone who just wants to be accepted to the point she takes on conflicting views in the hope something sticks. She's like the personification of the don't judge a book by its cover trope to an extreme degree that makes me wonder if she actually has any concrete views that can't be shattered. Also she's a deathfat
She’s a complete sucker, which is why a lot of shitholes pick the fattest of fatties. Pretend that you’re gonna wife them up eventually and you can do just about anything to them. Beat them up, cheat on them, make them support you financially, treat them like dogs. They aren’t going anywhere. Hilarious. Even NAL demands more respect than this.
Either way, her man is forever tied online to being Aryan Aaron and sucking on a gross retarded friend’s saggy, abusive girlfriend, asking if he could please also taste her Baconator. What a winner, I hope she has babies with him. The kids will love finding Dad’s legacy online.
Most people seem to forget that the last time Cobes went shooting he missed targets a few yards away. His wonk eyes really affect his marksmanship. He's got two shots with that shotgun and one is going 4 ft above her head and then other is going into the dirt between them.
Looks like homeboy Aaron got back with his whale despite the tit sucking incident. She messaged someone on the kingcobrajfs Facebook group and gave lots of invalid excuses on why she's still with a man who cheated on her and sucked the world's nastiest hangers filled with curdled milk
I can't get over Aaron's pedo stash and his balding head. The guy looks like such a goober.
Still, kind of happy for him. That woman is morbidly obese but still looks like a couple of astronomical units above NAL. I still can't believe that he willingly wanted to suck on Jessica's nasty old droopy wind sock-looking excuse for tits.
May Cobratin (peace be upon him), cast a Circle of Protection on Cobes.
I have a few questions that nobody seems to have asked:
Is Clint a bad father?
Is Puffts dead?
Why isn’t Cobes in a grouphome?!
Joking aside, no way Cobes would smoke the Hag Queen. He had an argument with her and cosplayed suck starting his shotgun. Worst case scenario is she shows up and he lets her in for that sweet Wendy’s Baconator with extra dipping sauce
Most people seem to forget that the last time Cobes went shooting he missed targets a few yards away. His wonk eyes really affect his marksmanship. He's got two shots with that shotgun and one is going 4 ft above her head and then other is going into the dirt between them.
He might be shooting with the wrong eye. Surely one of them aims straight. People tend to aim out of one or the other which isn't always the hand they write with.
There was a picture of him holding some kind of AR style rifle from a long time ago, he had it shouldered (badly) in left shoulder. Which eye is his wonky one, his right?
Most people seem to forget that the last time Cobes went shooting he missed targets a few yards away. His wonk eyes really affect his marksmanship. He's got two shots with that shotgun and one is going 4 ft above her head and then other is going into the dirt between them.
Cobra would miss every shot and Jessica would miss her first shot, then drop the gun out of shock over how loud it is then start screeching and screaming at both the gun (and it's parents) and Josh until the cops show up
