🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Pignat said:
It's a shame Cobes doesn't have friends anymore
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Yeah. The dude's pretty gross but it's sort of depressing to catch snippets of his life here on kiwifarms. I feel like I am passing by the local mushroom hermit who has a tiny rotten cabin in the woods off to the side of the path and no creatures visit his hovel anymore, but some days you can see him hobbling around wearily outside. he is just goofy and gross and sad and everyone just kinda passes him by, "oh yeah. that's the mushroom goblin, nobody visits him anymore, he's suffered the bog witch curse. poor moldy fellow", says another crusader as we both shrug uncomfortably and resume our holy journey of delivering Christianity to the abominable saracen.
 
Someone probably asked this before but why do his videos always have like 2 comments on them despite having thousands of views?
I assume he's deleting some but surely he isnt deleting hundreds?
 
Every time this thread gets a feature I take a look and see that the hag is getting uglier and uglier. My sympathies to Cobes.
 
She thinks that if she starts masturbating outside his door then he won't be able to resist and end up opening the door to her (fuck sickos).

What she doesn't understand is that Cobes is ascending to become a Hyper Sigma™. Many natural cosmic miracles had to all occur at once and align to bring the Earth a KingCobraJFS.

His physical genesis was only the first step to creating a hyper sigma, more than just fetal-alcohol-syndrome inducing womb is needed.

Whilst everyone mocked him and wasted their time in the gym he was perfecting a diet that would nourish his mortal body, a body that could endure the tens of thousands of red pills he would need to consume.

He further developed by generating a philosophy like a rock solid flawless diamond core by watching countless Terrence Popp videos. Then further refining his philosophy in an open forum for the world to see in "gender rants" and "pipe thoughts".

By having a job one allows all the imperfections and corruption in the world and society in to themselves. Thus he refuses to contribute to the system, man. Intentionally minimizing his contribution to the economy by selling overpriced spray-painted sticks when absolutely necessary (internet bill).

He is now on the precipice of unlocking what may be the next step in human-evolution, and will not allow this knock-off L4D2 Spitter to ruin that. His level 9000+ autism will not allow him to compromise the mission.
 
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Jessica Boyle is giving me the same vibes as the black tranny that attacked that asian cop. Stay safe, KingCobraJFS. Keep that shotgun by your side brother.
 
Makes me happy to see after all these years, people still very much care about cobes. He's done some reprehensible shit but I've never seen him as a bad person, just a retard that doesn't know how to say thanks or accept gifts.
This is EXTREMELY :optomistic: but my hope is this makes him wanna sober up after seeing the BPDemon crawl out of his bottle like a slimey genie, maybe get back into wand making and cooking. Unfortunately I doubt he'd do this, but I hope he dies from his vices rather than a fat cracked out whore shooting him.
(Hope he lives a long time ofc)
 
Galeocerdo said:
I would not be surprised if it's Cobra's retarded way of "Owning the trolls" by taking ownership of him being a lolcow
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Cobra famously loves bells and bell towers. He even tried to buy a big fuck off railroad bell in the middle of his eviction. It's not that deep, he's a retard who wears dog collars.
 
Man I haven't been keeping up with the boy in like a week... what the fuck is happening?? I'm surprised it even took the bog witch this long to threaten his life. Hope the boglim prepares to defend himself, should it come down to it. Im hoping it doesn't get to the point of her actually showing up. I highly doubt she will. But maybe this will land her in handcuffs for real. Circle of protection for the boy.
 
RandyMiskatonic said:
Leave that shit to @Fapcop in regards to Kayla Rekeita. Nobody needs to nor should they simp for the fucking BOGWitch.
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Amen. Nobody should even think about fixing this bitch, unless they also have a time machine on hand to go back a decade to where she was less fucked up/fat.

Trust me, this is not your beginner-crazy-ho project. Even simps up to their balls in whacked bitches should approach this one with extreme caution.
 
Drama Fan said:
Mega.nz is another good option if you just need file storage without a video player; I have 50GB on a free account, although I think they're a bit more stingy now.
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They can terminate your account for unknown reasons and not let you restore it, though. It happened before.
Farms is the most independent place to put stuff and keeping copies externally, if possible.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Cobra famously loves bells and bell towers. He even tried to buy a big fuck off railroad bell in the middle of his eviction. It's not that deep, he's a retard who wears dog collars.
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Wasn't he also looking at buying a church bell a while before the Jessica saga kicked off? He does have an autistic fascination with it all.
 
Devious Dave said:
If Clint is smart he'll use this for a restraining order
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He better. I knew some guys who were stupid enough to get involved with broads with BPD.

They all showed up unannounced after being dumped and attempted to attack the guy.

With BPD broads, its always a case of not if but when.
 
JT Marlin said:
He better. I knew some guys who were stupid enough to get involved with broads with BPD.

They all showed up unannounced after being dumped and attempted to attack the guy.

With BPD broads, its always a case of not if but when.
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She's harassed clint so badly he blocked her so if he doesn't do it then he is even dumber than the BOY
 
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