🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

These tard-crossed lovers are going to end up in jail themselves at this rate.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Do you think it will be live streamed?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Do you think it will be live streamed?

She streams literally everything else, she might as well stream herself getting shot.

 

[Escalating Violence]

Jessica approaches the trailer with the confidence of a crack head.

“JAWWWEESSSHIIIIIEEE IM BAAAAAAAACCCK!”

The front door bursts from its seams…boot first. Cobra emerges from the weed smoke, shotgun glistening in the sun. He draws on his filter less Marlboro 100 and let’s out a cloud of acrid smoke.

“I thought I told you, Jessica….this buck ain’t broken, dood.”

Jessica screams “I LOVE YOU JAAWWWSHIE WE WERE MENT TO BE TO-“

“I’ve got some medication for you, Jessica. The only medication that’ll help you.”

Cobra loads a shell.

“16 grams of saltpeter…”

Cobra loads another shell.

“…and 16 grams of sulfur…”

He snaps the shotgun with one hand like that fucking sick move in Terminator 2.

“…and a touch of charcoal should do the trick. It’s a dank medication combo, Jessica. I call it ‘The Final Cobra.’”

Cobra aims with the speed of a window licker’s determination and fires, blowing Jessica’s entire head off into tiny, bulbous shards. As the smoke clears from the barrel, Joshua spits out his chew and chuckles.

“I’m your huckleberry.”

The wind blows through his few remaining hairs and the sun bathes him in a glorious light. Today? Jessica. Tomorrow? He’s in the negatives. You can’t solve every problem with a shotgun, but it is what it is, youtube.

It is what it is.

Kino. That's what's up toobz!

 

[Namerlane the 40th]

Better load up that shotgun, BOY.
ripcobra.mp4

I shouldn't have ever said anything about Cobra reenacting Ronnie Mcnutt. Now he's about to be in trouble.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Cobes going to get a knock on the door and it’s going to be like that one scene from Parasite.

 

[Agares]

New quest added:
Tombstone in the Trailer Park
You need to travel around Casper to recruit NPCs to help defend the trailer park from the impending Gutterslut Gangers attack.

With a Guns check, you can convince Darfliny to supply the trailer park militia with guns from his collection.
With a "Medicine" check, you can recruit Warlord to make chems to help you in the battle.
With a high enough Speech check, you can go live and take paypig donos to fund a trip to Mr. Money pawn shop to buy some more guns and ammo
With a Survival check, you can convince Couch Chris and the Zombie Response team to join you in the defense

 

[Haramburger]

I could be the one... to fix her.

 

[Glowie]

Better load up that shotgun, BOY.
ripcobra.mp4

Inb4 she shoots herself.

Man, every female a log looks like Lurch or Fester from Adam's family.

 

[RAT Team Six]

I could be the one... to fix her.

Only if you’re a priest. Bring your largest vessel of holy water.

 

[CumBsCPCollection]

It's a shame Cobes doesn't have friends anymore, it would be kino if Warlord and Darfliny hatted up and came to Cobe's aid as he confronted methica and her paypig alogs at high noon.

When is the last time Cobes talked to/hung out with any of his merry band of misfits? There's too many to remember, off the top of my head: CoolTaste, Rasta Jeremy, Homeboy Ian, DarfLiny, WarLord, GoldFinger, etc

 

[Glowie]

She streams literally everything else, she might as well stream herself getting shot.

GoPro fund for Darwin award candidates, I say! It's not too late to vote for an hero of the year.

 

[Tablet County]

Better load up that shotgun, BOY.
ripcobra.mp4

We must protect the great wizard.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Jessica approaches the trailer with the confidence of a crack head.

“JAWWWEESSSHIIIIIEEE IM BAAAAAAAACCCK!”

The front door bursts from its seams…boot first. Cobra emerges from the weed smoke, shotgun glistening in the sun. He draws on his filter less Marlboro 100 and let’s out a cloud of acrid smoke.

“I thought I told you, Jessica….this buck ain’t broken, dood.”

Jessica screams “I LOVE YOU JAAWWWSHIE WE WERE MENT TO BE TO-“

“I’ve got some medication for you, Jessica. The only medication that’ll help you.”

Cobra loads a shell.

“16 grams of saltpeter…”

Cobra loads another shell.

“…and 16 grams of sulfur…”

He snaps the shotgun with one hand like that fucking sick move in Terminator 2.

“…and a touch of charcoal should do the trick. It’s a dank medication combo, Jessica. I call it ‘The Final Cobra.’”

Cobra aims with the speed of a window licker’s determination and fires, blowing Jessica’s entire head off into tiny, bulbous shards. As the smoke clears from the barrel, Joshua spits out his chew and chuckles.

“I’m your huckleberry.”

The wind blows through his few remaining hairs and the sun bathes him in a glorious light. Today? Jessica. Tomorrow? He’s in the negatives. You can’t solve every problem with a shotgun, but it is what it is, youtube.

It is what it is.

If only the reality would be that cool.

 

[Meat Target]

Cobes, was this crazy bogwitch worth ending your dry spell over?

 

[Glowie]

Is he wearing a fucking cowbell?

Time shit out a dead and unfunny meme for the occasional demotivatonal poster for the perfection

 

[SP:OP]

I like that little lip thing cobes does when he's making that  weeeuuuu sound like how he starts every shredding video.

 

[Baby Cakes]

Cobes, was this crazy bogwitch worth ending your dry spell over?

C'mon...

Same logic.

 

[Dude Snakes]

These tard-crossed lovers are going to end up in jail themselves at this rate.

Assuming they don't kill eachother.

 

[Manimal House]

This is why 'yandere' appeals to the most lonely of retards. When it really happens, it's horrific.