🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Al Dente Alighieri said:
Jessica approaches the trailer with the confidence of a crack head.

“JAWWWEESSSHIIIIIEEE IM BAAAAAAAACCCK!”

The front door bursts from its seams…boot first. Cobra emerges from the weed smoke, shotgun glistening in the sun. He draws on his filter less Marlboro 100 and let’s out a cloud of acrid smoke.

“I thought I told you, Jessica….this buck ain’t broken, dood.”

Jessica screams “I LOVE YOU JAAWWWSHIE WE WERE MENT TO BE TO-“

“I’ve got some medication for you, Jessica. The only medication that’ll help you.”

Cobra loads a shell.

“16 grams of saltpeter…”

Cobra loads another shell.

“…and 16 grams of sulfur…”

He snaps the shotgun with one hand like that fucking sick move in Terminator 2.

“…and a touch of charcoal should do the trick. It’s a dank medication combo, Jessica. I call it ‘The Final Cobra.’”

Cobra aims with the speed of a window licker’s determination and fires, blowing Jessica’s entire head off into tiny, bulbous shards. As the smoke clears from the barrel, Joshua spits out his chew and chuckles.

“I’m your huckleberry.”

The wind blows through his few remaining hairs and the sun bathes him in a glorious light. Today? Jessica. Tomorrow? He’s in the negatives. You can’t solve every problem with a shotgun, but it is what it is, youtube.

It is what it is.
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ABSOLUE KINO
 
I'm not going to lie, I'm a little worried about Cobes. That bog hag might actually try to go through with something and the fags at reddit would pay for it. I don't normally take these sort of things on the internet seriously but that hag... man I don't know.

Circle of Protection on Cobra.
 
Better not stock up on salt and sage, BOY! And don't learn how to bless water, just in case.
May Cobratin, Cobrero and whatever the fuck the third Cobra god is called protect our boy.
 
Is it ayy-lawgin to hope if she does go back to Cobes he blows her away in self defense so we never ever have to hear about or from her again?
 
Brenda Holiday said:
Is it ayy-lawgin to hope if she does go back to Cobes he blows her away in self defense so we never ever have to hear about or from her again?
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I hope Josh doesn’t end up having to do that, it will probably traumatize him. He’s got the mind of a 15 year old and he doesn’t exactly deal with his current mental illness in any healthy way, I can’t imagine how he’d change after literally murdering someone on his front step.

He talks a big game but he is a highly sensitive little boy.
 
Brenda Holiday said:
Is it ayy-lawgin to hope if she does go back to Cobes he blows her away in self defense so we never ever have to hear about or from her again?
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if he actually kills her in self-defense, or a scenario where he doesnt go to prison as a result. he will not stop talking about it until he dies. endless loops of "i liked jessica - jessica bad - glad i killed her - crying shes gone - rinse, repeat"
 
Orkeosaurus said:
thank god he didn't get a chance to explain to her how guns work during Tombstone.
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ACKSHUALLY, she was given a pretty regarded explanation by the dark goth lord, but I digress. Not that she would acquire a cowboy western shooter and go after the boy, but again I must digress.
 
Better not have had Clint talk you out of using your shotgun for self defense, BOY! Buuuuut he's gonna call her a fat ugly cunt slag a whole lot more now.
 
BlastMonk said:
Is he wearing a fucking cowbell?
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Yeah I've noticed this ALOT recently, I would not be surprised if it's Cobra's retarded way of "Owning the trolls" by taking ownership of him being a lolcow, but I also can't help but find it based if it was.
Otherwise it's another retarded "Goth" accessory he thinks is cool
 
“Go on,” said Jessica.
Josh raised the gun and his hand shook, and he dropped his hand to the ground again.
“Go on, Jawshieee,” said Jessica. “How it’s gonna be. We gonna get a little place.”
“We’ll have a bearded dragon,” said Josh. “An’ we’ll have maybe a handle of vodka, an’ burritos…an’ down the flat we’ll have a…clocktower mansion – “
“For the burritos, ” Jessica shouted.
“For the burritos,” Josh repeated.
“And I get to eat the burritos.”
“And you get to eat the burritos.”
Jessica giggled with happiness. “An’ live off the fatta the Doordash.”
“Yes.”
Josh turned his head
“No, Jessica. Look down across the trailer park, like you can almost see the place.”
Jessica obeyed him. Josh looked down at the gun.
There were crashing footsteps in the brush now! Josh turned and looked towards them.
“Go on, Jawshie. When we gonna do it?”
“Gonna do it soon.”
“Me an’ you.”
“You…an’ me. Ever’body gonna be nice to you. Ain’t gonna be no more trouble. Nobody gonna hurt nobody nor steal from ’em.”
Jessica said, “I thought you was mad at me, Jawshieeee.”
“No,” said Josh. “No, Jessica. I ain’t mad. I never been mad, an’ I ain’t now. That’s a thing I want ya to know.”
The voices came close now. Josh raised the gun and listened to the voices.
Jessica begged, “Le’s do it now. Le’s get that place now.”
“Sure, right now. I gotta. We gotta.”
 
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