🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I don't think Cobes is a sicko BUUUUUT he shares the same phenotype as the gook who made Made in Abyss
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Bixby Snyder said:
I feel like Cobes would be treated like a retarded little kid on a plane. He’d have a sign around his neck with his name and who needs to pick him up. The flight attendant would comment on how cool his cow bell is and call him a special little man. He’d get on with the elderly and disabled, shuffling onto the plane — probably nearly falling over more than once.

I really feel for whoever had to sit next to him. His phone background being a big titty goth chick in the nude. You know he’d talk loud and made his weird videos with the hand gestures like he’s a 90s rapper. Vanish to bathroom to jack it, then being amazed at the toilet.

Cobes Plane Adventure would have its charms
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Snake's on a Plane.
 
It’s still wild to me that Cobies actually ended his dry spell, had a girlfriend, and not just that HE is the one rejecting HER and coming out of the whole thing looking like the reasonable one, all things considered. If somebody told me a year or two ago even half the shit that unfolded this year I’d autistic/dumb react their post and tell them to keep their shitty fanfic to the subreddit
 
Slim Boglim said:
If somebody told me a year or two ago even half the shit that unfolded this year I’d autistic/dumb react their post and tell them to keep their shitty fanfic to the subreddit
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I gotta agree on face value that I don’t think anyone thought a filthy, unemployed, dying, alcoholic mentally disabled man was going to be banging any chick.

But I bet everyone here can think of that one deadbeat relative/neighbor/friend who never has had a job but has like 5 bastard kids with multiple snaggle tooth whores.

Cobes would be that guy if he never streamed on YouTube
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
The NALpocalypse is truly the hardest thought loop to break, youtoob. I hope this time Josh makes the right decision and refuses to let her in.
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Last time set a seriously bad precedent and proved Cobra will cave to guaranteed pussy no matter what. Got a real bad feeling about this, toobz
 
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