🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Agares said:
This breakup saga is like his own drunken brainloops because life just has to imitate art.

Only Clint taking him out of town can save his ass now.
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And that's the thing of it, toobz, Clint should honestly just spirit his boy away to someplace without internet and troles. I know, it's not realistic and even if it was possible to send the boy somewhere without the trolls, we would be left in a world without Cobra and Josh would be slowly killing himself, with or without troll care packages, poo touchers and NAL.
I'm just a soft faggot with a soft spot for this social misfit. I'll stop my own thought loop on this topic, TMDNWU.
 
PetiteFeet said:
And that's the thing of it, toobz, Clint should honestly just spirit his boy away to someplace without internet and troles. I know, it's not realistic and even if it was possible to send the boy somewhere without the trolls, we would be left in a world without Cobra and Josh would be slowly killing himself, with or without troll care packages, poo touchers and NAL.
I'm just a soft faggot with a soft spot for this social misfit. I'll stop my own thought loop on this topic, TMDNWU.
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You mean like a group home? Is Clint a bad dad because he doesn't put Cobes in on-? Okay, I'll stop.
 
PetiteFeet said:
And that's the thing of it, toobz, Clint should honestly just spirit his boy away to someplace without internet and troles.
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Clint should move Josh to a safe, secure place. Maybe some kind of residential abode, a home perchance? Yes, maybe certainly a home where he can be taken care of. Maybe Clint can't do it, or won't. So maybe a home where other people can take care of Josh. And to make it logistically viable there are other retards and cripples and other assorted slow-in-the-minds cooped up with Josh, in some sort multi-person corporate body. A group, you could call it. Clint should move Josh to a home with a group. If only those existed, toobs.
 
Does YouTube have a built in feature that allows you to put generic music over uploaded videos? I've been speculating that he is putting the music in via some automatic feature on accident and since he likely doesn't watch his own videos back probably doesn't even know some of his videos recently have had music laid over them. You can see him talking but can't hear him because it's overlaying the music.
 
Hennimore said:
Does YouTube have a built in feature that allows you to put generic music over uploaded videos? I've been speculating that he is putting the music in via some automatic feature on accident and since he likely doesn't watch his own videos back probably doesn't even know some of his videos recently have had music laid over them. You can see him talking but can't hear him because it's overlaying the music.
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don't quote me on that but i think it does have that feature. i dont think it's on accident though, i think it's intentional, he mostly just nods and looks at the camera throughout these videos. it's just that retardation sets in after X minutes and he forgets, so he starts talking lol
 
Bixby Snyder said:
It would be interesting if Clint just stopped paying bills beyond heating, water, and food.

I wonder if Cobes even has a credit score?
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Clint never gonna do that. Clint would likely pay big bucks to send him to a really nice rehab facility where he basically chilling in luxury but can only smoke cigarettes but he would never even do that because he is a gothic badboy yootoob celery
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Is there any validity to this? I've seen this echo'd repeatedly on the subreddit but I've never seen a source to this claim.
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This is actually a long-standing problem because while the reddit did occasionally exacerbate claims to get Cobra’s goat, there are other claims that were initially true but have warped into completely different claims through some gay discord telephone game. Then there are claims that are true and the evidence existed on the subreddit, which is now gone. Sourced claims were on the Cobra Wikipedia but that’s gone too, save the archive. The new Cobra wikipedia has claims posted but it’s not necessary source them and some things COULD be true about Cobra but the videos could be deleted and not archived. Some claims are completely true without evidence because people have seen it but it wasn’t archived.

Basically, if anyone makes a claim, the best way to go about it is “It’s probably not true until I see evidence.”
 
Checked in for the first time in months and was surprised at how high energy Cobes was in the Sharon's birthday stream. He's reading chats, laughing at the jokes, actually coming up with some decent comebacks to the haters, bringing out Shon. He's still looking rough, but I'm happy to see him in high spirits. It must be because he can finally smoke indoors again.

Also great job on the last night's episode of Snake Bones, Seizure. You absolutely killed it with the outro, that made my whole week.

Bixby Snyder said:
I wonder if Cobes even has a credit score?
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Doubt it. He uses his debit card as a credit card by running it into the red and paying off the "loan" by going live. Can you imagine what would happen if Cobes woke up one day with access to a couple thousand dollars of credit?
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
Basically, if anyone makes a claim, the best way to go about it is “It’s probably not true until I see evidence.”
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While lots of little bits of lore are in obscure videos archived somewhere, or from DMs with cobraverse flunkies like cooltaste, warload, DMs with Carolyn, etc; I'm typically pretty aware of them. The claims of Cobra creeping on his sisters has never had substance presented. I get it, he's an alcoholic retard weirdo and coomer, it doesn't mean that he creeped on his sisters. Cobra wasn't kicked out, he left. The subreddit constantly echo'd the rumour that he was kicked out for watching his sisters take showers, stealing their panties, sniffing their panties, touching them, viewing them naked, sexting them, etc. I've never seen anyone close to Cobra claim this, I've never seen his sisters claim this, not Clint or even Tanis, just rando's on the subreddit. Somehow it still gets repeated as if it's fact.

Now I'm aware I could be wrong and it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if Cobra was blowing loads into his sisters used panties, but I've yet to see anything that gives that claim substance and it reeks of alog fantasy.
 
Is anybody else starting to think that maybe Cobra isn’t very smart LOL 😂😂😂🤪
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