🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I was today years old when i learned that Josh does not cum on a womans face or her tits out of respect and instead has a designated cum puddle
 
Betternot commit onanism, BOY!
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Why the fuck does he look like Craig David's Bo Selecta mask? Oh my god, doodt. :story:
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I don't know Bo Selecta, but this was the description:
Obsessive fan Avid Merrion, aided by the Bear and rubber masked celebrities, hosts his series from the squalor of his bedroom, guiding viewers through an eclectic mix of celebrity stories, interviews and gossip in his unique style.
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It sounds like this website?
I loved Jam and The Young Ones so I may check it out. The grungy dude with a Gringotts nose dressed up as Mel B looks funny as shit.

EDIT: Holy shit episode one starts out with a dank food hack!
 
Ponzo said:
I was today years old when i learned that Josh does not cum on a womans face or her tits out of respect and instead has a designated cum puddle
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I think this is the first time I've heard somebody say "cum puddle." I hope it's the last because that is just gross. A designated cum spot is so nasty. He never cleans so I don't want to imagine the smell of it. Based Cobra for respecting women though. "Better to cum on the floor then on your gorl" t-shirt when?
 
She literally pissed in the Walmart parking lot and screamed "YOUR MOTHER CAUSES YOU COCK ISSUES!". Just imagine what Cobes' neighbors had to put up with for the few days she was there.
 
spacko said:
better not spill your seed on the ground BOY
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Fun fact: that was the actual sin of Onan, not masturbating. He was obligated to impregnate his dead brother's wife under levirate law (a brother was obligated to give his late relative's bride offspring which would not be considered his own heir). Instead he pulled out.

Let's just say not impregnating NAL with Innsmouth-tier babby is something even the Old Testament JHVH would have forgiven.
niggers said:
the hagraven would not get a drop of the kings seed. Based.
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Purity of essence.
 
Ponzo said:
I was today years old when i learned that Josh does not cum on a womans face or her tits out of respect and instead has a designated cum puddle
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Genuine insanity. Have to take it with a grain of salt because it’s coming (lol) from a bog hag but it definitely makes sense. It’s one of those things you take for granted how absolutely insane it is that the guy goons every day to chaturbate and just cums on his fucking floor and doesn’t even wipe it up.

Do you guys thing he had a designated cum puddle under his desk when he lived in the basement? Was the puddle cummed from the start or did he used to use toilet paper or tissues like a sane person and then ran out one day and said “fuck it” and blasted rope directly onto the floor?

Jesus Christ you have toilet paper Josh just keep a roll by your computer
 
Slim Boglim said:
Do you guys thing he had a designated cum puddle under his desk when he lived in the basement? Was the puddle cummed from the start or did he used to use toilet paper or tissues like a sane person and then ran out one day and said “fuck it” and blasted rope directly onto the floor?
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This is not new technique for the King, I'm afraid. Josh's Cum Puddle was part of the reason he got evicted, due to floor damage.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
This is not new technique for the King, I'm afraid. Josh's Cum Puddle was part of the reason he got evicted, due to floor damage.
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Oh I know. He sold parts of his carpet to lunatics which is even more insane than cumming in the floor and not cleaning it up.

I just mean I’m speculating how far back does the habit go. Was he glazing the floor of his room with sweetened condensed boglim milk all the way back in highschool? Did it start when he moved into his own place?
 
Slim Boglim said:
Oh I know. He sold parts of his carpet to lunatics which is even more insane than cumming in the floor and not cleaning it up.

I just mean I’m speculating how far back does the habit go. Was he glazing the floor of his room with sweetened condensed boglim milk all the way back in highschool? Did it start when he moved into his own place?
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Poor Clunt might have had to clean up boglim spunk every few months. No wonder he was so keen on Cobes moving out.
 
Agares said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q0dnUpPcrw0Cooltaste did a review of the same BK meal Cobes reviewed.
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The epic music in the background really works. Man watching cool taste gives me the same sad feeling I get when I see somebody with a blind elderly dog where just walking is extremely painful for them, they can hardly eat or drink anymore without most of it falling out of their mouth, and they can’t piss without their hips giving out and falling in it. They always laugh it off with some dumb comment like “he’s still hanging in there ha ha!” like you fucker that is no life for an animal and you know it. Your childish and selfish avoidance of the inevitable grief is subjecting this thing to an agonizing fate.

Anyways I digress, what I mean to say is that Cool Taste is such a pitiable and pathetic person it tugs on my heart strings the same way a suffering animal that needs to be put out of its misery would.
 
Slim Boglim said:
The epic music in the background really works. Man watching cool taste gives me the same sad feeling I get when I see somebody with a blind elderly dog where just walking is extremely painful for them, they can hardly eat or drink anymore without most of it falling out of their mouth, and they can’t piss without their hips giving out and falling in it. They always laugh it off with some dumb comment like “he’s still hanging in there ha ha!” like you fucker that is no life for an animal and you know it. Your childish and selfish avoidance of the inevitable grief is subjecting this thing to an agonizing fate.

Anyways I digress, what I mean to say is that Cool Taste is such a pitiable and pathetic person it tugs on my heart strings the same way a suffering animal that needs to be put out of its misery would.
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Cooltaste is the physically disabled joker to Cobes' mentally disabled Batman.
 
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