🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Okay doodtz, here's the next Morrowind mod iteration, until I learn how to code a quest and shit (i'm already learning how to make a house).
There's a tree stump in Seyda Neen with this stuff ;)

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OG hat is Light Armor, Reservoir Tip should be Medium Armor, and the Wizard Hat is Heavy Armor.
The robes will be added with his house, and the vendor I'm planning with it. If this is annoying, I'll make a thread for it in games. I don't mean to shit up the thread, and the mods not kicking my ass is greatly 'pre-she-ated!

i've started saying "that's what's up" when something goes well, and my husband is also saying it with me TWU
 

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My favorite cobraverse inside joke is always “better not ______, BOY!” Because on the one hand it’s hilarious how it gets him every time and in the other hand it’s hilarious because it can be used for anything. Literally any action fits into it, it’s the perfect template. It’s the worst because it pops into my head and it makes me snicker all the time in situations where nobody would get it. like the other day my coworker was talking about how he uses so much salt to de-ice his driveway and “better make sure your driveway’s safe so you don’t slip and fall, BOY!” Popped into my head and it cracked up because it’s so fucking retarded it’s not even funny but at the same time it’s fucking funny. The more abstract it is the funnier it gets like “better not be contemplating our place in the universe, BOY!”
 
My favorite cobraverse inside joke is always “better not ______, BOY!” Because on the one hand it’s hilarious how it gets him every time and in the other hand it’s hilarious because it can be used for anything. Literally any action fits into it, it’s the perfect template. It’s the worst because it pops into my head and it makes me snicker all the time in situations where nobody would get it. like the other day my coworker was talking about how he uses so much salt to de-ice his driveway and “better make sure your driveway’s safe so you don’t slip and fall, BOY!” Popped into my head and it cracked up because it’s so fucking retarded it’s not even funny but at the same time it’s fucking funny. The more abstract it is the funnier it gets like “better not be contemplating our place in the universe, BOY!”

Better not be contemplating on kiwifarms the kingcobrajfs in-joke "better not _____ BOY!, BOY!
 
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This really is a legendary YouTube recommendation. Is this proof that time travel does exist and our boy is now making drink combos using root beer, pickles, and hot sauce?

You beat me to it, I got recommended the same video.

Was going to post it and say this guy could be his real father, but Darklord Jord breaking time and space with his goth badboy magic also works.

Temporal displacement spells aren't easy, it is what it is toobs but I digress.
 
I once said "It is what it is, toobz" without realizing it in front of my social circle. They all gave me an awkward look wondering what I meant by "toobz".

Being a cobro is lonely at times.
My boss watches Cobra off and on and since my friend group is also my work group, it has made life very fun. I like sending company emails that end with

better not send me those kpi's so I can make action plans BOY
 
- “That’s what’s up/that’s most definitely what’s up.” classic, always use it, not even ironically anymore.
- “Better not _____, boy!” Never said aloud but pops into my head daily
- don’t know how to spell “response” anymore. I genuinely write it as “responce” every time and have to manually fix it
- “like woah there mister big spender HEHRN!” Another great one i use when situation permittable
- “we tried ta tell em but he’s too stoopid ta see it!” Only whip this one out when I screw up in front of friends who already know I’m a retard and come to expect retarded things from me
- “hehehe yeeeeesssssth” I use this way more than I should and I’m sure it creeps people out. If anybody wonders I play it off like it’s a poor impression of Beast Wars Megatron
 
Paused an old video at the perfect time. Solid image for a memorial video or an investigation of the (surely) haunted Conquistador apartment.
 

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