🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It's her absolutely repulsive, dogshit personality that makes NAL so foul compared to others.
Why does she grunt so much? And her stutter makes her sound like a real retard. "Y-y-y-y-y-yew" followed by something about having sex with ones own parent and capped off with either "yes the fuck you do" or "no the fuck you don't"
 
Why does she grunt so much? And her stutter makes her sound like a real retard. "Y-y-y-y-y-yew" followed by something about having sex with ones own parent and capped off with either "yes the fuck you do" or "no the fuck you don't"
Years of untreated mental illness and severe alcohol abuse, combined with years of abuse of other drugs that don't help the problems caused by the first two.
 
nal naked looks as if someone messed with her sliders in a character editor. how can someone be shaped like that?
Alcohol fucks with the way your body distributes fat. It's why alcoholics all have weird fucked up bodies.
 
Years of untreated mental illness and severe alcohol abuse, combined with years of abuse of other drugs that don't help the problems caused by the first two.
To be fair you have just described most women between the ages of 24-32 who’ve attended college. Good for a night but boy oh boy, are they not material for anything long term. Simple, little shit sets them right off and you go from a reasonable, albeit quirky nice women to a full blown retarded cunt who breaks your shit and locks herself in the bathroom. So much police time and tax dollars are wasted on BPD lady faggots who can’t just talk to someone for an hour every week.
 
Years of untreated mental illness and severe alcohol abuse, combined with years of abuse of other drugs that don't help the problems caused by the first two.
It's funny, for all my experience with mental illness paired with substance abuse in my neighbours I've never met someone quite like NAL. I haven't even met someone with BPD on par with Jessica Boyle.
She's something else for sure.
There was a youtuber who had Cobra, Chantal and Cyraxx puppets. I guess she's still going with other characters.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yzp-cGDjZSE
I love this, thank you for linking that. Absolute cinema on the same level as Puppet Crust's animated Cobra vids.
 
It's funny, for all my experience with mental illness paired with substance abuse in my neighbours I've never met someone quite like NAL. I haven't even met someone with BPD on par with Jessica Boyle.
Agree 100%, I've seen it myself. It convinces me she was sexually abused as a child by a close family member. The weird, vulgar incest shit is way beyond what you'd see in someone with BPD alone.

As an important addendum - I think she was sexually abused as a child by a woman. Explains a lot.
 
Agree 100%, I've seen it myself. It convinces me she was sexually abused as a child by a close family member. The weird, vulgar incest shit is way beyond what you'd see in someone with BPD alone.

As an important addendum - I think she was sexually abused as a child by a woman. Explains a lot.
She said she was raped when she was a teen. I think she's also deep in the closet.
 
would rather become a tranny than bang NAL
come on let’s be fucking reasonable, one is a very disgusting albeit temporary situation that you can fix with therapy and some amoxicillin. The other is removing your penis, putting on fake tits and trying to having sex with children. I would much rather touch NaLs dirty asshole with my tongue before I ever cut my penis off and started molesting kids.
 
All of you guys are cool. Even when I have a bad day, I open this shit and laugh. Don't really know what to do with the new food review, I'll probably work on Cobraween and wrap that up.
 
Dang that kinda sucks. In my experience there's 2 kinds of parks, run down awful shitholes loaded to the brim with drugs and run down trailers and then the type with nice double wides that are about as nice as a regular house and a good trailer park supervisor/management. Sounds like he got the second type so probably not as many degenerates sadly, even though his trailer definitely isn't double wide and looks like shit on the inside.

Then you've been living under a rock the past 6 years, manufactured home communities are EVERYWHERE and there are just as many degrees of normalcy for them than there are for traditional single family home communities.

20 year old 3 bed/2 bath manufactured homes in the tri-state area start at 100K now. As more and more investment companies gobble up the land to drop 200-400 unit apartment complexes they will become more desirable for normal people who don't want to share walls and want to be able to change their own oil in their driveway, want their own laundry-room, along with a patch of lawn for a kid's swingset and for their pooch to piss on.

Cobra's park is a mature, family orientated community that enforces parking and quiet hour rules, they simply won't tolerate his usual boglim-shines. Lots of olds and families according to the people who have gone to spy on Cobes and they commented that it's probably not a good fit for him.
 
It’s kind of absurd to think but KingCobraJFS has made my life better. His antics, the communities that formed around it, the works created by talented people who see him as a muse, has given me literally thousands of hours of entertainment and even joy.

I really don’t think that can be said about any other “lolcow” which is why I’m starting think “lolcow” isn’t a good descriptor for Cobies. Being a lolcow and having a “lolcow audience” implies a certain connotation or behavior and I think a lot of the problem behavior we see is because people try to engage with Cobra, his content, his whole scene as if he’s another Chris Chan, Larson, or Cyrax etc. But he isn’t. He’s completely his own beast so there’s this disconnect of what the expectation of his “content” is or how people should engage with it when they’ve already categorized it as “lolcow”.

If’s like if somebody has a preconceived notion of what “fast food” is based on McDonald’s and Burger King and now they’re visiting a Taco Bell because they heard it’s “fast food” and find themselves terribly confused and frustrated while they try to wrestle the staff into making them a cheese burger.

Tl;dr: I think Cobes is his own unique oddity and isn’t a “lolcow” at least not in the way it’s commonly understood. Not only that but by classifying him as a lolcow it does a disservice to the “cobraverse” by setting certain expectations or preconceived notions that just aren’t accurate.

Apologies in advance for my extreme digression it’s just some food hack for thought I figure I’d throw out there
 
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