🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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anliteralidiot said:
You've never seen Cyraxx, have you...
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Yea cyraxx is so fucked it actually makes me feel kinda bad for him. Like not only does he look like a literal cave dwelling goblin but his dick has open sores all over it and his nuts look like one massive tumor, dude must be in constant agony. At the very least I would think he lives in permanent discomfort.

Then again all this is kinda relative to cobes and his teeth and overall general appearance since he has descended into full boglim. I guess they are really comparable outside of cyraxx being a legit sicko and also being verbally coherent.
 
Eating micawaved plastic is goff as fuuuuck kiwis. I don't know if it's whatever he's sloshed on but it looks more and more like he's having to bypass those rotten chompers and gum or tongue mash whatever dankness he's going to town on. What with all the open mouth "chewing", drooling and smacking sounds that'd be right at place in some beauty parlor hambeast's thread.
It looks like the beer gut is coming in niiithely toobth. I'm aware that he's fluctuated pretty hard between svelte gothic heart-throb and fat has-been rockstar over the years but it looks like the weight gain has really started to accelerate. Will we see CobracadoAvacado in the near distant future?
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I am shocked at how many of you'll cowards hadn't even seen hag nudes, but
Fuck Puff said:
Lmfao these replies are hilarious. Hey guys, pussy is pussy. Messica might be an annoying hag, but I bet that Wendy's pocket feels great.
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Shut up and go hit her up then, take her off Cobras hands forever, or at least go be a gross thirsty contrarian in her thread
 
I hate you all for taking the NAL bait and entertaining this discussion and posting her grotesque deformed body without a spoiler.

If you view her with anything other than disgust than you need to reevaluate your life, stop huffing duster and brush your teeth regard.
 
Jawshies rotten teefs just gnawing on some big ol pencil eraser nipples while covered in dust mites. Just another day in Casper.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Our BOY has been getting absolutely destroyed on booze as of late. I think this new saga has some potential to be called the Wasted Saga.
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The post breakup depression saga. With him so miserable after banishing his insane and psychopathic breeding sow it makes me think all Jessica has to do is show up again and his desperate ass will let her back in.

I think breakups really do fuck with him, after he broke up with summer it marked the start of a really steep decline where he stopped going out and trying to get a job if I remember correctly, basically his last breakup put him on the path to transform from the autistic sexy goth badboy into the boglim. This breakup might bring him even lower.

Fuck Puff said:
I'm not gonna cap. I fucking love uggos and man, i'd fuck the shit outta Jessica Messica.
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For a second I thought you said you would fuck NAL, who has the body of a melted 90 year old meth addict and a face to match and was gonna tell you to kill yourself. At least messica looks like a homely 40 year old in comparison but still man, don't lower yourself to this fucking level.

Wait... you were talking about messica and not NAL, right? If not you should still kill yourself holy fuck man.
 
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Fortyone said:
I remember correctly, basically his last breakup put him on the path to transform from the autistic sexy goth badboy into the boglim. This breakup might bring him even lower.
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Getting evicted from the first apartment is what started the downward spiral. He's even more isolated now than he was at the Conquistador, let alone the first apartment.
 
Fortyone said:
I think breakups really do fuck with him, after he broke up with summer it marked the start of a really steep decline where he stopped going out and trying to get a job if I remember correctly, basically his last breakup put him on the path to transform from the autistic sexy goth badboy into the boglim. This breakup might bring him even lower.
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Nah, Summer's breakup lead to Cobra Craft Wands. Although this was the point in time where DoorDash and mail orders became the prime way to fuck with Josh, sort of reinforcing that he didn't need to go anywhere to make money.
Josh definitely does feel like shit post-breakups like a normal human being, though. Just look at how he talked after he broke up with Judy(racist single mom of 3) and Ami(meth addicted single mom)
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Getting evicted from the first apartment is what started the downward spiral. He's even more isolated now than he was at the Conquistador, let alone the first apartment.
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I'm hoping he met his neighbors and they are drunk degens he can hang out with otherwise you're right, every time he moves he gets more and more alone and isolated. People thought they heard someone in the background recently, I hope it's a new friend of his he's keeping away from the trolls.

Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Nah, Summer's breakup lead to Cobra Craft Wands. Although this was the point in time where DoorDash and mail orders became the prime way to fuck with Josh, sort of reinforcing that he didn't need to go anywhere to make money.
Josh definitely does feel like shit post-breakups like a normal human being, though. Just look at how he talked after he broke up with Judy(racist single mom of 3) and Ami(meth addicted single mom)
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In a way you're right but the cobra craft wands era is when the desperately lonely drunk streams really started to pick up.
 
Fortyone said:
I'm hoping he met his neighbors and they are drunk degens he can hang out with otherwise you're right, every time he moves he gets more and more alone and isolated. People thought they heard someone in the background recently, I hope it's a new friend of his he's keeping away from the trolls.
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Unfortunately in his case this park is really clean and well-run. Mostly retirees and families.
 
Smegward said:
nal naked looks as if someone messed with her sliders in a character editor. how can someone be shaped like that?
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I was banging on a lady last year who was a little older than NAL, she had also lost a little weight and actually had children, did have a cesarean scar, still looked light years better than NAL naked.
 
cascadeplatinum said:
I was banging on a lady last year who was a little older than NAL, she had also lost a little weight and actually had children, did have a cesarean scar, still looked light years better than NAL naked.
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It's her absolutely repulsive, dogshit personality that makes NAL so foul compared to others.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Unfortunately in his case this park is really clean and well-run. Mostly retirees and families.
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Dang that kinda sucks. In my experience there's 2 kinds of parks, run down awful shitholes loaded to the brim with drugs and run down trailers and then the type with nice double wides that are about as nice as a regular house and a good trailer park supervisor/management. Sounds like he got the second type so probably not as many degenerates sadly, even though his trailer definitely isn't double wide and looks like shit on the inside.

Agamemnon Busmalis said:
It's her absolutely repulsive, dogshit personality that makes NAL so foul compared to others.
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In a way you're right but NAL is also unironically the most fucked up melted looking ugly bitch I've ever seen online, her face and the way it hangs down with jowls is so fucking gross. I would rather bang a 600 lb chick who hasn't washed in a year or a literal lot lizard with no condom on before I bang NAL. I would rather somehow regain my virginity and die a virgin than bang NAL. I would rather become a tranny than bang NAL. Even if it meant ending sickos I wouldn't bang NAL.
 
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Fortyone said:
In a way you're right but NAL is also unironically the most fucked up melted looking ugly bitch I've ever seen online, her face and the way it hangs down with jowls is so fucking gross. I would rather bang a 600 lb chick who hasn't washed in a year or a literal lot lizard with no condom on before I bang NAL. I would rather somehow regain my virginity and die a virgin than bang NAL. I would rather become a tranny than bang NAL. Even if it meant ending sickos I wouldn't bang NAL
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Now that's going hard in the paint against the hag. Not disagreeing with the overall sentiment but you called down the frigging thunder.

I was going to say I'd just rather jerk off, damn.
 
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