🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Slim Boglim said:
Largely they’re just pathetic losers that seethe over the fact he makes money selling dumb bullshit to people while they have to slum it at their shitty job.
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Nothing's stopping the troles from making AI pumpkin shirts. They're just jealous.
 
Slim Boglim said:
Seeing the bog blackout drunk eating kfc brings back fond memories of the infamous time he sat in the dark eating kfc repeating “6 drumsticks extra crispy. Large gravy” to himself for almost 20 minutes. Stick around to the end for the grand finale where he chugs the entire thing of gravy like a fiend.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=juTBPtIzRa0
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His drunk mukbangs are criminally underrated.
Cheesy bites.... for the garlic empire"
Taco bell apple grip extravaganza and the chairbugs get a salad feast.
 
funscape said:
Even his microwave is goth af
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Micawave, trole.
How can those rotting nubs in his mouth handle extra crispy fried chicken? He's fucking wasted and dropping chicken bone chunks in his chair and brain looping about how they sent him a couple extra pieces because they were out of legs. Reparations for taking away the double down?

And he called the gravy container a "graver containy".
 
The new video is long but doesn't have enough looping for a 4x4 grid 10 second synchronization, not sure what video to make next. I might make a garlic sauce cup slurp one. I have all the technical ability but a lack of creativity. I tried 'Gravy' but it just sounds like ear rape for 10 seconds, I need at least a few words or 8-10 syllables or it sounds like a train wreck. Maybe I'll make a YTPoop of Josh saying he wants to fuck a lasagna or something.

All these old posts make me sad, the duster might as well have been the grim reaper. It's such a shame I found Josh around the duster arc and it's been downhill since. I'm jealous of you 5+ year guys.
 
Mushroom King said:
The new video is long but doesn't have enough looping for a 4x4 grid 10 second synchronization, not sure what video to make next. I might make a garlic sauce cup slurp one. I have all the technical ability but a lack of creativity. I tried 'Gravy' but it just sounds like ear rape for 10 seconds, I need at least a few words or 8-10 syllables or it sounds like a train wreck. Maybe I'll make a YTPoop of Josh saying he wants to fuck a lasagna or something.

All these old posts make me sad, the duster might as well have been the grim reaper. It's such a shame I found Josh around the duster arc and it's been downhill since. I'm jealous of you 5+ year guys.
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I think I've posted the link like 10 times in the thread already by now, but since I've seen a lot of new people in the thread recently, I'm posting it again. I recommend everyone check out the Trappped documentary on Josh if you haven't already seen it. Truly one of my favorite pieces of media ever. The vibe is immaculate, and there's such a dark undertone to the whole thing now that we see where he is a decade later.
 
semitooth said:
huh..cool.mp3
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I will see your blast from the past with my own blast from the past, sir.



God bless SeizureRobot5000, go check it out.

Go and enjoy them all, they're all wonderful.

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