🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ASMR - Josh prepares an egg roll banquet for you while you sleep on a rainy day.



Bonus - I thought this was funny as hell.

Cobes conducts informal alchemy class after Busch Light Peach ignites his mana pool, he changes the nature of the egg roll before your eyes.



I'll do his 8 minute video later, it has so many eating sounds.
 
ASMR - You overslept because of the rain so Josh decides to devour the egg roll banquet while it's still warm.



That's enough ASMR for a while, I'll try making shorter memes. I'm still progressing the Cobraween video.
 
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Edit: this stupid website keeps breaking the gif I want to post AND I'M SICK OF IIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! SoCiAl mEdIa DOESN'T GIVE A SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!
 
Mushroom King said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=enmKqJBhJLg
Here we go... And it's delicious.™
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He looks like that "potato Jesus" painting here. Wtf is happening to his beard/hair/head that's making him look like a hairy cauliflower? Also his hands look super swollen here.

The off screen cracking, crunching and slurping noises make it look like a scene out of some found footage horror movie where the boglim caught the camera man right before the credits roll.
 
Jesus christ that's grim. Those eggrolls are likely atrocious on their own and he biloglimfied them and added plastic

Funny how there are people unironically seething that the king gets to indulge himself on microwave egg roll food hacks and oreo whiskey drink combos TWU
 
Eating microwaved plastic, sippin' on that Crow, eyes closed chowing down on some eXXXtra crispy KFC.

TMDWFU

Boy better be careful shoving the entire piece of chicken, bone and all, into his gullet. We're always just one wrong move away from another fallen soldier in the great dental hygiene war.
 
Seeing the bog blackout drunk eating kfc brings back fond memories of the infamous time he sat in the dark eating kfc repeating “6 drumsticks extra crispy. Large gravy” to himself for almost 20 minutes. Stick around to the end for the grand finale where he chugs the entire thing of gravy like a fiend.

 
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