🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Better not soak your oreos in soda and liquor, BOY.
 
What’s interesting is that Dominos is using AI to handle call orders. It caught me off guard once when I called in a pizza a year ago, it is super uncanny and tries to act human. Anyways, Cobra has to tell the A.I. these abominated creations and it still understands it. What’s even funnier, cobra may be single handily training the A.I. with these fucked up creations. It would be funny if the executives get suggestions from the A.I. and decide to roll out “Mac and cheese with more cheese, bacon and onion” or whatever the fuck he has made in the past pizza wise.

 
NegaBoogie1488 said:
What’s interesting is that Dominos is using AI to handle call orders. It caught me off guard once when I called in a pizza a year ago, it is super uncanny and tries to act human. Anyways, Cobra has to tell the A.I. these abominated creations and it still understands it. What’s even funnier, cobra may be single handily training the A.I. with these fucked up creations. It would be funny if the executives get suggestions from the A.I. and decide to roll out “Mac and cheese with more cheese, bacon and onion” or whatever the fuck he has made in the past pizza wise.

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Love the thought of some MBA douchebag from Deloitte convincing the dominos chain to release "Mac and cheese with extra cheese and bacon and onion and cheese and hook ya boy up with three garlic cups" because they looked at the data and this single order type represents 80% of Dominos revenue in Wyoming.
 
Fortyone said:
The thing I'm looking forward to the most is if wyoming legalizes weed and cobra tries to grow his own plants
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Clint isn't looking forward to that. Imagine the electric bills the boy will run up if he grows indoors. I hope he tries to create King Cobra's chronic though (it's a combo of all the popular weed strains he's heard of).
 
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Better not soak your oreos in soda and liquor, BOY.
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Reminds me of Jim Lahey. He’d take out a couple of slices of bread, cut the edges off and then absolutely soak it doing a free pour on his counter, then smash it all up into a ball and cronch on it while doing a crossword in his bathrobe at 5 AM.

Liquor Ball Sandwich, toobs. 21 and up hope you don’t have fuckin Sillyass disease cause it’s got gluten in it, gluten is also 21 and up

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He's too focused, he's too sober to make a meaningful ASMR video of that. I'll cook something up, I'm thinking a 4x3 panel of him saying Mac n Cheese (since he's been focused on it for two videos) one at a time zoomed on his big hot dog lips and then all at once the way Rekieta licked the bottle.
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
Reminds me of Jim Lahey. He’d take out a couple of slices of bread, cut the edges off and then absolutely soak it doing a free pour on his counter, then smash it all up into a ball.

Liquor Ball Sandwich, toobs. 21 and up hope you don’t have fuckin Sillyass disease cause it’s got gluten in it, gluten is also 21 and up

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Cobes basically is a trailer park boys character IRL. Rickyisms, alcohol, and the kind of organic humor only the truly drunk, truly funny, or truly unaware are capable of making.
 
Him growing weed would be potentially hilarious. Its called weed for a reason its relatively easy to grow. He'd hyper fixate on it and somehow fuck it up.
 
Atomic Tampon Cat said:
Him growing weed would be potentially hilarious. Its called weed for a reason its relatively easy to grow. He'd hyper fixate on it and somehow fuck it up.
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Growing inside has all sorts of areas he could fail here's a few:

-light intensity: depending on the light source it's super easy to burn plants to a crisp by putting lights too close "the extra light is gonna help these plants real good toobs, I put them right next to the bulb"
-light source: if he uses an old school HPS bulb it could explode and burn down his trailer if he gets oil from his skin on the bulb, but he'll probably get a modern LED grow light, or just regular ass bulbs that are too weak. He could get eye damage from some grow lights without wearing protective glasses.
-light timing: when growing regular plants you need to start them with 18 hours of light and 6 hours of darkness, then switch to 12 light / 12 dark to initiate flowering. He'll probably leave the lights on 24 hours a day.
-soil quality: the boglim is totally gonna dump the cheapest shitiest soil, probably from his yard or a random ditch, into a regular plastic pot and then over or under water the hell out of it. He'll either add no fertilizer or way too much and burn the plants "these plants are gonna get huge toobs, I'm giving them extra fertilizer daily"
-there's no way in hell he could comprehend a hydroponics system so thats out of the question
-pests: he'll almost definitely get some sort of mites or thrips on his plants right away. You're supposed to have very high levels of hygiene in your grow room to segregate your plants from a plethora of very common pests that exist outside. If he gets spider mites his plants will be covered in literal cobwebs. No way in hell he would keep his grow room clean and pest free, and they would eat the plants until they're dead. He might use some sort of crazy pesticide and smoke it anyway knowing him.
-humidity control: I'm not sure how humid Casper is but weed is extremely vulnerable to budrot (a mold that kills the flowers you smoke and spreads extremely fast) if conditions are cold and damp often. Indoors it shouldn't be a problem with any sort of ventilation and air flow, but I bet he could fuck it up.
-harvest: he would either dry the plants way too fast and make the resulting product the harshest driest garbage ever or leave it damp and have it mold in the jar.

I can't wait to see if he actually tries this some day, depending on rules at the park he might even be able to grow outdoors which is his best bet (easiest way to grow but less control on quality/conditions) but we'll have to wait patiently and see what happens.
 
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Fortyone said:
Growing inside has all sorts of areas he could fail here's a few:
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negro you know he’s going to buy LED clip lights off Temu and forget to water the one singular clone he has for weeks at a time

it just died youtube i don’t know what to say, i’m not a botanizer or whatever i’m a ladies man, yougnomesayin? I make the walnuts wet, not the plants
 
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