🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Al Dente Alighieri said:
I really think that buying Cobra a hat of any ridiculous design is the only worthwhile use of money in regards to Cobra.

No donations. No wands. No shirts. No plane tickets. Just hats, buckets of retarded hats in a large size that he will always wear regardless of how retarded they look.
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It might be the only thing he won't pawn for Busch Light. Imagine all the various shit we see once and never again or when people say they sent him something for production. I bet his local pawn shops are full of selfie sticks.
 
Agares said:
I'm sure he broke the guitar by drunkenly stepping on the amp jack while it was plugged in.
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It's definitely from him leaving the cable plugged into the guitar 24/7. When he has his guitar standing up on the floor, it's resting on the cable/jack, which causes stress on the input jack wiring. Not an uncommon guitar issue, especially for retards and beginners. Should be a quick and easy repair, but he'll still take it to a shop and get upcharged because that's the boglim way.
 
bonified retard said:
It's definitely from him leaving the cable plugged into the guitar 24/7. When he has his guitar standing up on the floor, it's resting on the cable/jack, which causes stress on the input jack wiring. Not an uncommon guitar issue, especially for retards and beginners. Should be a quick and easy repair, but he'll still take it to a shop and get upcharged because that's the boglim way.
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Imagine how powerful cobes would be if he had enough dexterity and brain power to use a soldering iron
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
He'll start making hat combos. Tam o'shanter + Phrygian cap.
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The age of hat combos begins today, gentlemen.

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All 15-20 bucks on Amazon. Normally I wouldn’t encourage people to send him
dumb shit because it’s a waste of your
money but I am really encouraging people to buy him fuckin Dewey Hats and Rasta wig hats because it’s a dark world and you should make yourself smile.
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
I am really encouraging people to buy him fuckin Dewey Hats and Rasta wig hats because it’s a dark world and you should make yourself smile.
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the image of him in a rasta hat doing a food hack is amazing and i need it to happen as soon as possible. he would also most likely love the drink hat because he could have one drink on one side and a different one on the other. i do think he might spill on himself a bunch though.
 
snort beg snort said:
Didn't he already make a video about this shit? lol
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She did a stream and it was long and mostly boring with her incessant yapping. And IIRC this is the first time jord actually addressed the tit sucking incident.
Fishcakes said:
Joshie on one tittie, Aaron on the other simultaneously.
This succubus is unstoppable.
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Aaron is the type of downbad loser who'd pump and dump a BPslore, consequences be damned.
 
Hard R said:
he still hasn't taken his bike to the shop
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Maybe because the bike is useless to him at this point. When he had to depend on the bike to make it to work, he'd take it to the shop all the time for basic repairs like putting the chain back on.

The guitar still allows him to get paid a couple hundred bucks every now and then by deathbed. I'm sure he'll take his sweet ass time, and possibly hold his future music hostage for the repair money, but he'll have to get it fixed eventually or else lose out on another easy source of income.
 
So based on the video now that I've watched it Aaron is a legit sicko begging to suck on nals vinegar hole. TWU
 
Tetragrammaton said:
the image of him in a rasta hat doing a food hack is amazing and i need it to happen as soon as possible. he would also most likely love the drink hat because he could have one drink on one side and a different one on the other. i do think he might spill on himself a bunch though.
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“check it out youtoob, one-ONE DRINK on one side which is….the mix, right, and on the other side is beer…which is 21 and up, of course, and I don’t even have to mix it. The Cobra Drink Combo Hat, yeah it’s pretty sweet I customized it and made it green and black, yeah that’s what’s up.”
 
bonified retard said:
Maybe because the bike is useless to him at this point. When he had to depend on the bike to make it to work, he'd take it to the shop all the time for basic repairs like putting the chain back on.

The guitar still allows him to get paid a couple hundred bucks every now and then by deathbed. I'm sure he'll take his sweet ass time, and possibly hold his future music hostage for the repair money, but he'll have to get it fixed eventually or else lose out on another easy source of income.
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i know, im just said he don't ride bike no more
 
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