🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Slim Boglim said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ItFR5ZvQqYMthis could be his most retarded pizza order yet. Fucking SEVENTEEN TOPPING PIZZA and then he added two cups of garlic butter, two cups of processed Parmesan seasoning, and crushed up Doritos.

- Extra large hand-tossed pizza
- extra pizza cheese
- shredded provolone
- cheddar cheese blend
- feta cheese
- shredded Parmesan asiago cheese
- extra garlic Parmesan sauce
- ham
- beef
- pepperoni
- Italian sausage
- premium chicken
- bacon
- Philly cheesesteak
- extra bacon
- onion
- mushrooms
- green peppers
- spinach
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Just think how many calories is in one of those pizza slices.
 
Watching him create that slop of a pizza and then not even eating it, classic Cobra move. Has he ever mentioned what his thing with leaving food out before eating it is? I've always assumed that if food isn't room temperature it hurts his rotten mouth. I'd imagine anything too hot or too cold sends terrible jolts of pain throughout his mouth and gums.
 
Hennimore said:
Watching him create that slop of a pizza and then not even eating it, classic Cobra move. Has he ever mentioned what his thing with leaving food out before eating it is? I've always assumed that if food isn't room temperature it hurts his rotten mouth. I'd imagine anything too hot or too cold sends terrible jolts of pain throughout his mouth and gums.
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Suppose you could posit it makes it easier to eat with it being firmer, but not room temperature. I suspect your train of thought is Boglim's Razor in action.
 
Slim Boglim said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ItFR5ZvQqYMthis could be his most retarded pizza order yet. Fucking SEVENTEEN TOPPING PIZZA and then he added two cups of garlic butter, two cups of processed Parmesan seasoning, and crushed up Doritos.

- Extra large hand-tossed pizza
- extra pizza cheese
- shredded provolone
- cheddar cheese blend
- feta cheese
- shredded Parmesan asiago cheese
- extra garlic Parmesan sauce
- ham
- beef
- pepperoni
- Italian sausage
- premium chicken
- bacon
- Philly cheesesteak
- extra bacon
- onion
- mushrooms
- green peppers
- spinach
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TWU Toobz the assyahgo cheese, Facebook groups will be furious at the boy having enough money to frivel away on such a large order, meanwhile he's chilling like a rockstar villain

Garlic butter in the mustache, no fucks given, parmesan cheese.

I don't think I could manage more than two slices, personally, but the wizard has an ironbelly

Wish we got garlic butter here, but I digress
 
ResignedCustodes said:
I don't think I could manage more than two slices, personally, but the wizard has an ironbelly
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In another universe, the Dark Wizard Ironbelly is able to smelt magical steel in his body, which the reknowned smithy Darf The Temperate forges the greatest of swords that slay troles across all the known lands.
 
Hennimore said:
Watching him create that slop of a pizza and then not even eating it, classic Cobra move. Has he ever mentioned what his thing with leaving food out before eating it is? I've always assumed that if food isn't room temperature it hurts his rotten mouth. I'd imagine anything too hot or too cold sends terrible jolts of pain throughout his mouth and gums.
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He mentions it in this video. Because of all his toppings, if he eats it when it is hot they will all fall off. The cheese needs to cool down to hold everything on
 
anliteralidiot said:
Am I allowed to drink something neutral, and eat antacids afterwards?
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Pepto-Bismol really does deliver on what it promises. Slam 60ml of that after a King Cobra Special and you'll feel like nothing happened.

Too bad bismuth subsalicylate is toxic to consume in large quantities, Pepto tastes absolutely delicious. I'd drink that thick, wintergreen-flavored pink antacid like water.
 
Slim Boglim said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ItFR5ZvQqYMthis could be his most retarded pizza order yet. Fucking SEVENTEEN TOPPING PIZZA and then he added two cups of garlic butter, two cups of processed Parmesan seasoning, and crushed up Doritos.

- Extra large hand-tossed pizza
- extra pizza cheese
- shredded provolone
- cheddar cheese blend
- feta cheese
- shredded Parmesan asiago cheese
- extra garlic Parmesan sauce
- ham
- beef
- pepperoni
- Italian sausage
- premium chicken
- bacon
- Philly cheesesteak
- extra bacon
- onion
- mushrooms
- green peppers
- spinach
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Ordering 5000 calories of luxury junk food then adding so many chilli flakes it becomes gritty and almost inedible is such a Cobra move.
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Pepto-Bismol really does deliver on what it promises. Slam 60ml of that after a King Cobra Special and you'll feel like nothing happened.

Too bad bismuth subsalicylate is toxic to consume in large quantities, Pepto tastes absolutely delicious. I'd drink that thick, wintergreen-flavored pink antacid like water.
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This might be controversial, but I hate the taste of Pepto. It tastes like sweet chalk, like Necco Wafer smoothie.
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I'll eat the shit out of tums tho
 
fukkit said:
Pathetic trole. if you had watched the video he disclosed that the pizza was $55 and he had to call the order in the bypass the topping limit.
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“Hello Domino’s pizza”
“Hey what’s up?
“Hi!”
“Can I order delivery?”
“You sure can! What can I get for you today?”
“Can I get…. Extra large hand tossed crust… extra pizza cheese…. …. Cheddar blend …. As- Asiago- pramerjohn romero… ….”
“…Okay.. so you want-“
“Dood hold on I wasn’t finished yet”
“Oh okay, just so you know you can order online and-“
“No I ca- I CAN’T order online dood DoorDash won’t let me food hack my pizza with all the t- ALL THE toppings I want”
*Deep sigh* “okay, my mistake. What were the other toppings?”
“….. extra large hand-tossed crust…. Pizza cheese…. Extra pizza cheese….. cheddar blend…. Asahi Yago cheese…. Parma John’s shredded cheese…. Bacon…. Extra bacon…. hold on- wait a minute……….”
“Sir?”
“Extra large hand-tossed crust…. Pizza cheese…. Extra pizza cheese…. Cheddar-“
“Sir, right now I’ve already got extra large hand-tossed pizza, Parmesan Asiago shred, cheddar blend, extra pizza cheese, extra bacon. What were the other toppings you wanted besides these?”
“…..”
“….”
“….. I want an extra large hand-tossed crust, pra-ma-jon…. Extra pizza cheese…… cheddar…..”
 
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Slim Boglim said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ItFR5ZvQqYMthis could be his most retarded pizza order yet. Fucking SEVENTEEN TOPPING PIZZA and then he added two cups of garlic butter, two cups of processed Parmesan seasoning, and crushed up Doritos.

- Extra large hand-tossed pizza
- extra pizza cheese
- shredded provolone
- cheddar cheese blend
- feta cheese
- shredded Parmesan asiago cheese
- extra garlic Parmesan sauce
- ham
- beef
- pepperoni
- Italian sausage
- premium chicken
- bacon
- Philly cheesesteak
- extra bacon
- onion
- mushrooms
- green peppers
- spinach
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I actually watched it but the funniest part to me is that he says they have a topping limit online so he had to call it in to order it and Im laughing imagining the worker having to listen to Big Smokes 40 topping pizza order. He has the same cadence too.
 
ASMR - Josh is a good roommate and eats quietly while you sleep on the couch.

 
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Drama Fan said:
>one container of pepper flakes for a bit of flavor
lmao. It's the little moments that always get me

Only dank alcoholic drink combos. Antacids only if the troolz doordash them to you.
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Oh god. Like that Japanese game show where the dude can only use / eat what he wins in sweepstakes . The boy is only allowed to use / eat things the trolls send him. Ultimate food challenge
 
semitooth said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q1DJXMIusZImead update
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His inability to understand what his viewers actually want never fails to make me laugh. He talks about how it was a pain in the ass to strain and was taking a long time so he figured no one would want to watch it so he didn't record it. Yes Josh, none of us want to watch you struggle with a simple task while making a huge mess due to your inability to coordinate. We definitely want to watch you pour water into a jar, riveting content.
 
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