🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I don't anything will ever top that one. Even the screaming fart blackout from the November 2023 meltdown doesn't top that one.
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If NAL wasn't such a useless retard and properly recorded his meltdown where he destroyed half his trailer while screaming GAADAMNITTT!!! and I'M SICK OF IT!!! over and over again for 20+ minutes we would have a new #1 meltdown. Although it would be stained by NAL's presence so that might knock it down a few levels honestly

 
Distracted Cat said:
Steam from the bog witch's shower permeating the apartment and floating down the hall. The shrieking is soon to follow.
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Don't startle the bog witch
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I don't anything will ever top that one. Even the screaming fart blackout from the November 2023 meltdown doesn't top that one.
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I dunno man, I'm quite partial to the sleeping Josh that just SCREAMS mid snooze and he's resting in the dog chair. It hits the soul in several ways.
 
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RuthBaderGinsburg said:
I am days late on this and posting completely off topic but the recent video where he thinks he hears a voice saying SATAN LOVES JOSH on his recording is my new favorite thing. I nearly died of laughter. Changing my phone alarm to that clip. It lives in my head rent free.
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What video is it in? I've been ignoring Cobra for a couple weeks because of all the faggotry that has been taking place. This sounds like a classic golden age banger that I need to hear.
 
Fortyone said:
If NAL wasn't such a useless retard and properly recorded his meltdown where he destroyed half his trailer while screaming GAADAMNITTT!!! and I'M SICK OF IT!!! over and over again for 20+ minutes we would have a new #1 meltdown. Although it would be stained by NAL's presence so that might knock it down a few levels honestly

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JJYrE9JuwiU
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The best part was hearing him scream at his phone when it wouldn't turn on after smashing it into pieces and that triggering another round of smashing

It was such a weird meltdown that I'm willing to believe that someone gave him cocaine
 
PetiteFeet said:
I dunno man, I'm quite partial to the sleeping Josh that just SCREAMS mid snooze and he's resting in the dog chair. It hits the soul in several ways.
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Good point, I was fortunate enough to be watching that stream live when he fell into the camera.

Didn't get that same chance with the broken cigarette.
 
this could be his most retarded pizza order yet. Fucking SEVENTEEN TOPPING PIZZA and then he added two cups of garlic butter, two cups of processed Parmesan seasoning, and crushed up Doritos.

- Extra large hand-tossed pizza
- extra pizza cheese
- shredded provolone
- cheddar cheese blend
- feta cheese
- shredded Parmesan asiago cheese
- extra garlic Parmesan sauce
- ham
- beef
- pepperoni
- Italian sausage
- premium chicken
- bacon
- Philly cheesesteak
- extra bacon
- onion
- mushrooms
- green peppers
- spinach
 
Slim Boglim said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ItFR5ZvQqYMthis could be his most retarded pizza order yet. Fucking SEVENTEEN TOPPING PIZZA and then he added two cups of garlic butter, two cups of processed Parmesan seasoning, and crushed up Doritos.

- Extra large hand-tossed pizza
- extra pizza cheese
- shredded provolone
- cheddar cheese blend
- feta cheese
- shredded Parmesan asiago cheese
- extra garlic Parmesan sauce
- ham
- beef
- pepperoni
- Italian sausage
- premium chicken
- bacon
- Philly cheesesteak
- extra bacon
- onion
- mushrooms
- green peppers
- spinach
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I will ASMR this as soon as I get home.

'Eating pizza with Cobes if he chill.'

I couldn't even assemble this beast. Missing a few vegetables though, it was $32. His must've been $50.

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Slim Boglim said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ItFR5ZvQqYMthis could be his most retarded pizza order yet. Fucking SEVENTEEN TOPPING PIZZA and then he added two cups of garlic butter, two cups of processed Parmesan seasoning, and crushed up Doritos.

- Extra large hand-tossed pizza
- extra pizza cheese
- shredded provolone
- cheddar cheese blend
- feta cheese
- shredded Parmesan asiago cheese
- extra garlic Parmesan sauce
- ham
- beef
- pepperoni
- Italian sausage
- premium chicken
- bacon
- Philly cheesesteak
- extra bacon
- onion
- mushrooms
- green peppers
- spinach
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How dare he call this the King Cobra Special?

The King Cobra Special is only at Papa Johns and it's a large stuffed crust with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos and anchovies. 2 cups of garlic butter, but they hooked your boy up with 3!

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690 calories per slice.
 
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Makes me wonder how he managed to get around the topping restriction. I guess it depends where he ordered from but that is fucking hilarious. With that many toppings the fucking thing probably didn’t even cook right. Bet half the cheese didn’t melt and the dough is raw in the middle

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Pictured: a minimum wage Domino’s employee reads KingCobraJFS’s delivery order (2024, colorized)
 
As he was reading off his neverending list of toppings I was telling myself, even if he wanted it, they wouldn't make it.

I am of the belief he lied to us about some of them toppings.
 
Slim Boglim said:
Makes me wonder how he managed to get around the topping restriction. I guess it depends where he ordered from but that is fucking hilarious. With that many toppings the fucking thing probably didn’t even cook right. Bet half the cheese didn’t melt and the dough is raw in the middle
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I had to split most of the toppings on different halves of the pizza, you hit a "whole pizza" limit way before half of what is on this monstrosity.
 
Slim Boglim said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ItFR5ZvQqYMthis could be his most retarded pizza order yet. Fucking SEVENTEEN TOPPING PIZZA and then he added two cups of garlic butter, two cups of processed Parmesan seasoning, and crushed up Doritos.

- Extra large hand-tossed pizza
- extra pizza cheese
- shredded provolone
- cheddar cheese blend
- feta cheese
- shredded Parmesan asiago cheese
- extra garlic Parmesan sauce
- ham
- beef
- pepperoni
- Italian sausage
- premium chicken
- bacon
- Philly cheesesteak
- extra bacon
- onion
- mushrooms
- green peppers
- spinach
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>one container of pepper flakes for a bit of flavor
lmao. It's the little moments that always get me
anliteralidiot said:
Am I allowed to drink something neutral, and eat antacids afterwards?
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Only dank alcoholic drink combos. Antacids only if the troolz doordash them to you.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ItFR5ZvQqYMthis could be his most retarded pizza order yet. Fucking SEVENTEEN TOPPING PIZZA and then he added two cups of garlic butter, two cups of processed Parmesan seasoning, and crushed up Doritos.

- Extra large hand-tossed pizza
- extra pizza cheese
- shredded provolone
- cheddar cheese blend
- feta cheese
- shredded Parmesan asiago cheese
- extra garlic Parmesan sauce
- ham
- beef
- pepperoni
- Italian sausage
- premium chicken
- bacon
- Philly cheesesteak
- extra bacon
- onion
- mushrooms
- green peppers
- spinach
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He needs to get drunk and name all the toppings he got for it in case we forget.
 
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