🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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On the one hand, Cobra is under no obligation to read a book that someone else sent him

But on the other hand, Cobra knows almost nothing about the subculture that he claims to be so passionate about and is one of the biggest poseurs in the world
 
SerArthurDayne37 said:
I know we've had content dry spells before and he is a slow burn. But I think the best days are gone. No more crazy livestreams with guests or going out. Just 30 minutes of staring at the camera saying "thank you for the 2 dollars" until he has enough money to buy a bottle
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"...Stress, maybe."
"About what?"
"I don't know. The morning of the day I got sick, I've been thinking. It's good to be in a thread from the first page. I came too late for that, I know. But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end: the best is over."
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"Many Farmers, I think, feel that way."
"I think about my father. He never reached the page counts like me, but in a lot of ways he had it better. He had his content. Cobra had his homeboys, Cobra rode bike. Today, what'dya we got?"
 
Molly Millions said:
On the one hand, Cobra is under no obligation to read a book that someone else sent him

But on the other hand, Cobra knows almost nothing about the subculture that he claims to be so passionate about and is one of the biggest poseurs in the world
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And that's why we totally don't want him to go live.
 
Molly Millions said:
But on the other hand, Cobra knows almost nothing about the subculture that he claims to be so passionate about and is one of the biggest poseurs in the world
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Unfortunate because I would love to see his reaction to reading so called "real" magic grimoires like the Lesser Key of Solomon.
 
Barbudo said:
Does anyone have the picture of him when he had to get the abscess in his tooth removed? Had the blue rubber all around his mouth. I think about that picture and the one where he’s wearing the Stevie Wonder glasses after his eye surgery a lot.

Kinda sad that he only used his health insurance for those 2 occasions.

Btw how the fuck does he have health insurance? He said he has it recently, is it a stipulation that Clint has to pay for it in order to get a life insurance policy on him or is it part of the State’s retard welfare program?
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~ Recipients of ssdi qualify for & are automatically enrolled in Medicaid (Not Medicare).
~ Coverage includes general health, wellness & emergencies. Necessary treatments.
~ Depending on the states acceptance of federal funding & expansion of their program, eyes/teeth are Only covered by "emergencies" and Diagnosed conditions:
-Dental Extractions for abcesses, (ER)
-Corrective eye surgeries, (DX)
~ Hearing aids are NOT covered. Glasses are NOT covered. Dentures May/Not be covered.

~The only type of "life" insurance he would qualify for is something like, Gerber/Whole Life policy, IF it was purchased PRIOR to his ssdi diagnosed disability. (won't go into Mcaid attempts to attach this upon decease)
~Recipients are Penalized for "Burial" insurance. (AND, Life insurance can be a Disqualifier)
~ Wyoming May/Not have lower cost Cremation svcs (mostly enacted during "covfefe 19")

e: words/flow

E2: the purpose of gov't programs isn't Enrichment OR Sustenance as many believe
it is SUBSISTENCE.
~ anyone jealous of JFS benefits or "quality" of life ARE Troles in the truest sense
& Haven't Any concept of the Requirements & Strictures of gibs mes
 
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Pascal's Wagie said:
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"...Stress, maybe."
"About what?"
"I don't know. The morning of the day I got sick, I've been thinking. It's good to be in a thread from the first page. I came too late for that, I know. But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end: the best is over."
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"Many Farmers, I think, feel that way."
"I think about my father. He never reached the page counts like me, but in a lot of ways he had it better. He had his content. Cobra had his homeboys, Cobra rode bike. Today, what'dya we got?"
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I think we have at least another 5-10 years of cobra content left before he dies or becomes too disabled to ebeg. I'll be honest, it won't be as fun as old content but god willing we'll get another door dash arc or maybe if we're lucky he'll find a woman than isn't as abusive as NAL (I was going to say not as crazy as NAL but any woman who lets cobra flop his unkempt unwashed corpse on top of her and deposit his night crawler between her legs has to be crazier than a shithouse rat)

The 2 things stopping him from better content at this point are his austistic/alcoholic meltdowns (they seem to happen fairly often now when the cameras are off and scare off most people) and his liquor induced anhedonia that stops him from enjoying anything sober.
 
8mm Cunningham said:
I'm going with 'grimy-airs' but Cobratin rules my sad life.
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FFS I was dealing with another goddamn ASC 805 homebrew OBS entry and was just done with their bullshit. Thought back to this when taking a smoke break and concluded he'd pounce it "grime-oars".

Our sad trole lives are so totally ruled by this goofball in Casper.
 
Pascal's Wagie said:
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"...Stress, maybe."
"About what?"
"I don't know. The morning of the day I got sick, I've been thinking. It's good to be in a thread from the first page. I came too late for that, I know. But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end: the best is over."
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"Many Farmers, I think, feel that way."
"I think about my father. He never reached the page counts like me, but in a lot of ways he had it better. He had his content. Cobra had his homeboys, Cobra rode bike. Today, what'dya we got?"
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"Years ago we had the farms. That was only a way of saying - we had each other. The troles of youtube were real head-breakers; true sickos. They took over their piece of the forums. Twenty years after an indian woman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. TMDWU. That's what the redditfags don't realize. If I got one thing against the soy chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it."

OoooOOOooooooOOOOhhhh give me donos!
 
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