🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Hennimore said:
He had a very similar wound on the other side of his face he was picking at in a recent video. Just based on the fact he has identical wounds on both sides I'm gonna say it's razor burn but knowing Josh he could have took a tumble multiple times while wasted.
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He's probably been using the same razor since 2012.
 
Nichlaos Gerson said:
just a personal cobra quote, when he actually could perform magic.
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I know this gets looped more than the boy but god damn his degrading so rapidly. I can even recall myself all comfy in my flat watching this. I look exactly the same albeit just my hairline giving up ever so slowly. Comparing him to the latest video. Count ourselves lucky we still have him around lmao
 
Beverly will get her wand when Clint is done with busy season. No financial succubus can keep our hero from his solemn duty of supporting the single mothers of Chaturbate and scooby doo marathons.
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
Beverly will get her wand when Clint is done with busy season. No financial succubus can keep our hero from his solemn duty of supporting the single mothers of Chaturbate and scooby doo marathons.
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So funny he finally confirmed his chatterbate expenditures. It's been speculated for ages. Many people said he'd never because he never, ever, tips. But these people ignored a giant aspect of Jorsh's personality... his abject sympary. All it takes is a modicum of fishnet clad flattery.

Chatter model- "Oh Cobra, you're my favorite dick beater. Nobody sends disgusting master masterbatin' videos like you! If only I had $100 I could fart for you".

Josh-"hahahaha yesssthhh. Now twu".

Plllppppptttt!!
 
Fortyone said:
New night video, he's wasted as fuck looping about Jessica and talking about the drunken peasants talking about his situation.
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>”I’ll keep this video short and sweet and to the point…”
>the video’s almost 25 minutes long
Shinkai said:
An absolute classic. Some of his finest work. I'm a big fan of his "rant" videos. Highly underrated
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His “video responce” series is also very overlooked.
 
UncommonParlence said:
So funny he finally confirmed his chatterbate expenditures. It's been speculated for ages. Many people said he'd never because he never, ever, tips. But these people ignored a giant aspect of Jorsh's personality... his abject sympary. All it takes is a modicum of fishnet clad flattery.
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He said himself that he just started buying chaturbate tokens after years of using it for free. He obviously has no shame or self awareness about this, so I don't think he's lying about it being a new habit. He's always been way too open about his chaturbate usage, so if he was tipping cam girls in the past, he would've mentioned it imo.
 
Just so I understand as someone who is still fairly new to Cobes lore: how long does Clint's "Busy Season" last? Because as far as I understand he normally has at least some degree of control over Josh's antics whenever he is not in "busy season", but when exactly is that? Because to me it seems that NAL specifically started shit during one of those busy seasons to minimize Clint's "grip" on the boy since she does seem somewhat predatory in nature to me.
 
bookers said:
thats crazy. he could just make them at his leisure
theres no reason he couldnt pump out like 1 a week, at least.
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Quoting the Boglimpedia:

These factors in mind, comparative to before Josh's output of wands would slow down considerably. As of today, July the 4th, 2024 September 20th, 2024, Josh has made a total of 86 lathed wands. Assuming that Josh made 110 by December of this year and we hit the 2 year mark of wand sales, he will have made 55 wands per year on average, which is half of his annual output average from previous years.
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I’m pretty confident that’s correct. I went over the math a handful of times before even writing it on the Boglimpedia. At this point I’d be confident to say that even if he finishes this wand, he’s averaging 44% wand output comparative to previous years. I think it’s fair to say that in conjunction with him buying some fucking chinese-mexican Temu slave wand for his own personal wand instead of making one, Cobra is about 6-9 months away from putting an end to Cobra Craft Handmade Wands unofficially.

There is no real reason why Josh should continue making wands. They’ve always been a sort of “Shit I need pipe tobacco/pizza” get-out-of-jail free card for him more than it’s ever been some passion (which is why he made the wand for this woman to begin with), seeing as he only makes them when he needs money desperately. There’s no longer any financial incentive for him to continue because his donations fill the void and he, as far as we know, doesn’t really pay rent anymore.

This Cobra isn’t the Cobra of yesteryear, he’s like a more niggerish version of Cobra. Makes me sad toobz.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
Quoting the Boglimpedia:



I’m pretty confident that’s correct. I went over the math a handful of times before even writing it on the Boglimpedia. At this point I’d be confident to say that even if he finishes this wand, he’s averaging 44% wand output comparative to previous years. I think it’s fair to say that in conjunction with him buying some fucking chinese-mexican Temu slave wand for his own personal wand instead of making one, Cobra is about 6-9 months away from putting an end to Cobra Craft Handmade Wands unofficially.
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I'll never understand the people who give him money expecting to receive a wand in exchange. He pulls the same crap every time anyone buys one outside of when he makes a batch of them. He will always forget about it for a month or two then hold it hostage saying he needs money for supplies. Then when he finally convinces Clint to come over to help him he will hold it hostage again saying he needs money to ship it. This entire process is why he lost his wand store previously yet people continue to give him money time and time again.
 
Hennimore said:
I'll never understand the people who give him money expecting to receive a wand in exchange. He pulls the same crap every time anyone buys one outside of when he makes a batch of them. He will always forget about it for a month or two then hold it hostage saying he needs money for supplies. Then when he finally convinces Clint to come over to help him he will hold it hostage again saying he needs money to ship it. This entire process is why he lost his wand store previously yet people continue to give him money time and time again.
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He used to actually just make the wands and ship them. He’d pedal his ass down to the post office and do it himself or get Clint to help him. Ever since he popped the tire on his bike and just refuses to understand how to fix it, he’s become a nigger about the whole process. He rides bike whenever weather is permittable when you’re a lazy retard, every day is a snowstorm.
 
UncommonParlence said:
So funny he finally confirmed his chatterbate expenditures. It's been speculated for ages. Many people said he'd never because he never, ever, tips. But these people ignored a giant aspect of Jorsh's personality... his abject sympary. All it takes is a modicum of fishnet clad flattery.

Chatter model- "Oh Cobra, you're my favorite dick beater. Nobody sends disgusting master masterbatin' videos like you! If only I had $100 I could fart for you".

Josh-"hahahaha yesssthhh. Now twu".

Plllppppptttt!!
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I lost my shit at this at work.

Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Making a wand sure beats taking out a loan to buy Little Caesar's(not a sponsor).
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That will never not make me smile.

This thread has been great lately, I love checking it all during the day.
 
Honestly, the wands stopped being good when he stopped using random twigs he found outside
Lathed wood from home depo or w/e just don't have the same effect, toobz
 
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