🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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His metabolism is going fast and that beer gut is coming in nicely. If he lasts another 10 years his physique will be like Onlyusemeblade.
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Jessica's comments about his liver and kidneys were probably exaggerated, but we don't know how much sugar he really consumes every day. Diabetes is part diet but also part genetics.
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
"Once you use like a bar of soap, once it's completely used, the ghost of that bar of soap goes to the afterlife and that's what they use to wash themselves with."

That's actually a really neat bit of creative thinking. That or it's retarded, I dunno boys its your pick.
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Both but it's retarded in an endearing "8 year old logic" kinda way. It also reminded me how a lot of cultures will make paper items made to resemble things like money, furniture, foods etc and will burn these so their deceased loved ones have nice things in the afterlife, or how ancient cultures would bury their dead with swords, jewelry etc as befit of their status.
Michael Landon's Liver said:
The quality of this thread is really going downhill.
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then report the shit you don't like or try adding something to the conversation yourself. Cobes is a slow burn cow and the NAL arc is still unfolding. Retard.
 
Agares said:
His metabolism is going fast and that beer gut is coming in nicely. If he lasts another 10 years his physique will be like Onlyusemeblade.
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Doodt that image is fucking cursed. FUPA Cobra with no beard? That's nightmare fuel. His hat looks fucking beat as well, compliments to the chef.

He's still way too early, but yeah, give him 5/7 years, he's going to have a respectable gunt. I'm not sure if it's going to be quite as flappy as OUMB's though, Blade was a fatty his whole life. Cobra was kind of fit in his early years.
 
bonified retard said:
Definitely an underrated cobra concept. I went ahead and made a compilation of him explaining ghost food since he brought it up again.
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feel like we never see this classic "doe eyed" stare he used to get when explaining things like this or when he'd make up fake stories anymore...
plus I feel like his lisp would get really prominent when he'd stare off like this and rant..
GameratePTSD said:
Oh man Cobes really had the Houllebecq look in that video. You can feel the 'morning on the second/third day of a bender' energy coming off him. Aesthetic.
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"another weekend" truly is the perfect song for cobra, I ought to make a longer compilation of his decline set to that song...
 
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Bifocal Lens said:
Doodt that image is fucking cursed. FUPA Cobra with no beard? That's nightmare fuel. His hat looks fucking beat as well, compliments to the chef.

He's still way too early, but yeah, give him 5/7 years, he's going to have a respectable gunt. I'm not sure if it's going to be quite as flappy as OUMB's though, Blade was a fatty his whole life. Cobra was kind of fit in his early years.
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What is it with alcoholics and beaten up hats? Cobra's metabolism was pretty impressive in his younger years, but maybe the only saving grace now is his nicotine addiction killing his apetite and him only eating one oversized meal a day. His relative fitness was the only good thing about his genetics and he totally squandered it.
 
Slim Boglim said:
Another thing is while I’m not doctor there’s like organ fat or some shit. some people’s may look thinner because rather than storing on their hips or gut their body crams in the fat on and around their organs. So Josh might look like he’s gaining a small amount of weight and looks comparably thin for the amount of sugar and fats he consumes it may just be the fat it hiding amongst his gothic organs View attachment 6438113
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You are exactly right. t. recovering alcoholic

Look up ascetic fluid, that's what's happening to Josh. His arms getting thinner, his legs getting bigger, his face getting fatter, the signs are all there.
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
"Once you use like a bar of soap, once it's completely used, the ghost of that bar of soap goes to the afterlife and that's what they use to wash themselves with."

That's actually a really neat bit of creative thinking. That or it's retarded, I dunno boys its your pick.
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If cobes was born a few centuries/millenniums ago he'd have been a wise philosopher/alchemist/druid/hermit that people go to for insights.

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Agares said:
What is it with alcoholics and beaten up hats?
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Not unlike jews and chickens, I suspect they transfer their liver damage to the hat
 
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Agares said:
Hopefully his boglim deep dive gives him more willpower to keep on living just a little longer.
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Get ready for the Cobra stream where in Jim floods Cobra with 20,000 little psychopaths.

Circle of protection on our little chinese dog man, gay men will now show up with door dash orders looking for rock and a dick to suck at rapid pace.
 
I guess he was on the drunken peasants podcast last night. He was just in the chat/comments, my bad toobz
0:35 cobes is out of tobacco TMDNWU toobz
1:00 Ranting about how NaL isn't as good at manipulation as she thinks
1:50 Gender relations
2:15 calls NaL a dumb cunt (lol)
3:45 He spent some of his superchayt money on chaturbate coins
5:30 Puff defense
6:30 Calls NaL a stalker for wanting to come to Casper again
7:30 Jessica is a nobody living with mommie and daddy. We can't all have our own Clint-funded trailer toobz
8:20 Complains about Jessica talking during Tombstone again
10:00 Going to work on his music and a wand. Needs money to take a cab to the post office to mail the wand.
11:40 Cobes only speaks the truth to defend himself
12:45 Cobes says he called the cops on NaL
15:10 "I'm a high functioning alcoholic"
17:00 Flexes his subscriber count (silver play button when toobz?)
18:40 Fuck serial killers, they're not cool
19:50 Picks up cobra plushie
 
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1700somewhere said:
he admitted he spent a bunch of money on chaturbate coins, and plans to spend more on chocolate beer & tobacco whenever more paypal cash clears. Beverley is NEVER getting that wand hehe yesss
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No way in hell this was the only time he bought chaturbate coins. I would bet he blows a big chunk of his money on there
 
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