🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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We need to cast a group protection enchantment on cobes
The cops might have come in clutch actually. After NAL threatened suicide on her stream tonight, there was a lot of talk about calling the cops on her. Then we heard a knock at the door and she ended her stream. Her being piss drunk for a police interaction isn't helping her case.

She has yet to return... The cops have told her parents in the bodycam footage that she needs to be a clear danger to herself and others if they want to have her committed. I hope drunk suicide threats were enough for that.
 
The cops might have come in clutch actually. After NAL threatened suicide on her stream tonight, there was a lot of talk about calling the cops on her. Then we heard a knock at the door and she ended her stream. Her being piss drunk for a police interaction isn't helping her case.

She has yet to return... The cops have told her parents in the bodycam footage that she needs to be a clear danger to herself and others if they want to have her committed. I hope drunk suicide threats were enough for that.
Let's not forget that the bitch threatened to doxx Chris/Mr Oinkers/payfaggot if he doesn't "help" her by paying for her flight/hotel/tickets to go see Atmosphere in Casper. Or maybe it was if he didn't "help" her by buying her dream house located in Casper that has nothing to do with Josh.

Good. I fucking hope that you either get doxxed or you have to give into her blackmail by sending her thousands of dollars. You made your bed, now lay in it you mooncricket faggot.
 
We need to cast a group protection enchantment on cobes
We're trying doodt, we even have Beauty Parlor witches working on this, because no one likes her! Everyone is casting their strongest Bjork anti-magicks, and thyroid-suppressing spells!
 
Gentleman and gentlelady, I believe I know what could save everything. The content, Josh's suicidal tenancies, NaL hanging around, losing Puffers, everything.

We must ressurect Homeboy Scotty.

Josh's wand vibrates with renewed power, he could do it. He could actually reverse death and bring back William Hackman for one more hangout sesh in the Cobra Trailer.
 
You’re vibing at the club, your homie just went to the bathroom and you see this watching you intently from the corner. There’s the faint aroma of a hot and juicy Dave’s Double with extra cheese, add bacon, lingering in the air. What do you do?
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You’re vibing at the club, your homie just went to the bathroom and you see this watching you intently from the corner. What you do?
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You know that part in 1999 kino classic The Mummy, where Benny gets cornered by the titular mummy and begins to pray in every language, to every god he knows? Probably something like that.
 
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