🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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BrosefJumanji said:
The bogwitch just retold the uber driver/phone breaking story (leaving out that anyone but Josh and her existed obviously) but she dropped a new nugget.

Apparently a local fan of the Boy offered up some nose clams in the bathroom, and Josh swore his behavior was not affected by the cocaine use.
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It’s not much of a secret that Josh will indulge in a small rail or two, if offered. He’s done it before with his homeboys when the mood took him.

I suspect Josh probably likes cocaine because it works like his medication would if he took it, but he can be a sexy goth bad boy who doesn’t follow the rules of society at the same time without admitting that he needs his pills or he’s a fucking train wreck. If someone was crushing up Addys and telling him it was coke, that’s an addiction that would probably save his life.
 
It feels like those nitrous canisters sat on top of his fridge forever. I don't think he could figure out how to use them. However, all those airhorns he had up there recently didn't last long lol
 
BrosefJumanji said:
I'm pretty sure him and Jessica were doing duster one of the first trips.
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I really doubt that happened, as the clip I’ve constantly seen the tuber and Reddit faggots share around was when Jessica was blowing her nose over and over again, and it very very slightly sounded like she was doing duster (although the key signs like deepened voice were very clearly not there.) IMO it’s much more likely she had some shit like Adderall stuck in her nose after snorting it and was then trying to blow it out of her nose rather than “I HEARD A HISSING NOISE!! THEYRE DOING DUSTER CONFIRMED!!”.
 
Agares said:
The cologne habit dates all the way back to the green basement era. I'm more surprised we never saw him do whippets on stream because it's been proven that he's had nitrous canisters before.
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Cobes is such an optimistic guy in that basement, such hopes of being a cult leader surrounded by pussy, yeahhh, thats good cologne.

I think the dipshit drugs went to the wayside (outside of desperate times, even saw cologne rips at apartment #2) when The Boy got his independence with his obsession of "being an adult" and proving it through 4-way tobacco use and lots of booze.
 
You have to give credit where it’s due to the boys new shirt this is fucking sick. I mean yeah; he just put in a retarded prompt and AI did all the work but still it just happened to come out pretty badass. If a competent artist could clean it up a bit that would genuinely be a sick logo. It’d sure beat his stupid cock and balls symbol to represent his “brand”

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Slim Boglim said:
You have to give credit where it’s due to the boys new shirt this is fucking sick. I mean yeah; he just put in a retarded prompt and AI did all the work but still it just happened to come out pretty badass. If a competent artist could clean it up a bit that would genuinely be a sick logo. It’d sure beat his stupid cock and balls symbol to represent his “brand”

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The design would be cooler if it was just that on the front without the cobracock stussy S on the back.
 
Slim Boglim said:
You have to give credit where it’s due to the boys new shirt this is fucking sick. I mean yeah; he just put in a retarded prompt and AI did all the work but still it just happened to come out pretty badass. If a competent artist could clean it up a bit that would genuinely be a sick logo. It’d sure beat his stupid cock and balls symbol to represent his “brand”

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Agares said:
The design would be cooler if it was just that on the front without the cobracock stussy S on the back.
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Yes Cobrafam, if you remove everything Josh about it, and leave the AI Cobra/skull you'd have... something. But Josh just takes a jpg square and uploads it and then adds his troon symbol to it.

Speaking of... I think the boy needs an intervention with the AI cobras, its getting out of hand. AI Cobras in jpg squares with that same god awful font under it in a different shade of green.
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BrosefJumanji said:
Yes Cobrafam, if you remove everything Josh about it, and leave the AI Cobra/skull you'd have... something. But Josh just takes a jpg square and uploads it and then adds his troon symbol to it.

Speaking of... I think the boy needs an intervention with the AI cobras, its getting out of hand. AI Cobras in jpg squares with that same god awful font under it in a different shade of green.

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that tie dye looks awful, yuck. does the forty dollar shirt include shipping?
 
New here after lurking for a few years. Just wanna note that Cobes is the only cow I've seen post Delray Misfits breakup that captivates me. He has the same "wholesome" vibe as Janoy being a tard. At least compared to some of these horror cow freaks selling bathtub hormones to children or fucking their own mother. NAL is a fucking BPD psycho though, the boglim needs to keep her at cobras length away or someone will get murdered, tricked into suicide or an overdose.

What I'd give for a Big Lenny / Cobes/ Iron Claw collab at a Golden Corral, though. Order 66 the bog witch! K peace bye
 
BrosefJumanji said:
Yes Cobrafam, if you remove everything Josh about it, and leave the AI Cobra/skull you'd have... something. But Josh just takes a jpg square and uploads it and then adds his troon symbol to it.

Speaking of... I think the boy needs an intervention with the AI cobras, its getting out of hand. AI Cobras in jpg squares with that same god awful font under it in a different shade of green.

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As much as I like the pie high hat, it would be funny if he wore that bucket hat he "designed".
 
YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Squatting in abandoned properties is illegal, right? Does she really think she's gonna break into an abandoned place, and not get reported on by the people that watch her? I know she's retarded but this is "I need a helmet" retarded.
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Shes the worst type of woman. If Jessica becomes a squatter I see her being like that fat bitch Mary that Asian Andy just dealt with.
 
BrosefJumanji said:
The tie dye is for the ladies. And no
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Haha what an asshole... but honestly, the $32 shirt not including shipping doesn't surprise me at this point.

Not to go on a rant, but I had this conversation with my actual of age consenting nonrelated goth gf about how he could be making a decent chunk of change if he went back to making batches of wands and selling at $30 a pop... I believe SR5K said the same on one of his streams and I couldn't agree more... give us Cobra Craft Wands again doodt that would be MDWTFIUYT.

Edit: mobile fag, so quoting is fucking me up
 
ash_clown said:
Haha what an asshole... but honestly, the $32 shirt not including shipping doesn't surprise me at this point.

Not to go on a rant, but I had this conversation with my actual of age consenting nonrelated goth gf about how he could be making a decent chunk of change if he went back to making batches of wands and selling at $30 a pop... I believe SR5K said the same on one of his streams and I couldn't agree more... give us Cobra Craft Wands again doodt that would be MDWTFIUYT.

Edit: mobile fag, so quoting is fucking me up
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Cobes is now everyday carrying an online store bought wand he paid $80 for, and doesn't seem like he can be fucked to make a wand for someone who donated $400 when he needed it.

It feels like making real wands with real magic by a real wizard is a thing of the past, toobz.
 
BrosefJumanji said:
...doesn't seem like he can be fucked to make a wand for someone who donated $400 when he needed it.

It feels like making real wands with real magic by a real wizard is a thing of the past, toobz.
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I hope you're wrong cobro, but I know you're not... not to touch poo or anything but I wonder if another KingKobraJFS arc with someone making """"knockoff"""" Cobra Craft Wands would stir the boy up to get back on the wandmaking train

I just want some return to the good ol boglim instead of this dead eyed cunt trying to livestream a suicide arc we're on.

Call me MATI but FUCK Cobes, get some inspiration and do something with yourself... FUCK
 
ash_clown said:
I hope you're wrong cobro, but I know you're not... not to touch poo or anything but I wonder if another KingKobraJFS arc with someone making """"knockoff"""" Cobra Craft Wands would stir the boy up to get back on the wandmaking train

I just want some return to the good ol boglim instead of this dead eyed cunt trying to livestream a suicide arc we're on.

Call me MATI but FUCK Cobes, get some inspiration and do something with yourself... FUCK
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You're experiencing anticipatory grief, boy.
 
BrosefJumanji said:
Yes Cobrafam, if you remove everything Josh about it, and leave the AI Cobra/skull you'd have... something. But Josh just takes a jpg square and uploads it and then adds his troon symbol to it.

Speaking of... I think the boy needs an intervention with the AI cobras, its getting out of hand. AI Cobras in jpg squares with that same god awful font under it in a different shade of green.

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$33.49 is a bit steep for t-shirt, but you’d be a fool not to take advantage of that dank discount.
 
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