🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Swamp hag logic is like girl math combined with boglim logic with 34 less IQ points to go around.
 
Here's Mark Hamill doing his best impersonation of Cobes by digging through a public ashtray for discarded cigarettes butts.
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Who knew Luke Skywalker was such a fan of the Boglord.
 
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Ponzo said:
Bog hag is trying to sell Cobra porn without his consent
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Wouldn't this qualify as revenge porn?
Apparently there are laws on the books on Wyoming *and* Virginia.

If he wants the hag to go away and stay away forever, might be something to consider for the boy.

BUUUUT on the other hand, if she's slinging videos of her sucking his little garter snake, he probably thinks he has made a deal with the Demogorgon and that they are supposed to split the proceeds and that nothing bad could ever come of this endeavor.
 
Fortyone said:
We used to assume the wet and juicy vids were directed at trolls (people who fuck with josh) but maybe he was predicting the future and was making them in regards to a person who looks like a troll (Jessica Boyle)
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Cobra is the Leto II of lolcows. Black flame to light my golden path, twu.
 
Bifocal Lens said:
Her rage/love/rage/love loop has been so entertaining.
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I checked her Facebook, no kidding
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Right above the "I MISS MY JAWSHIEEEE SO MUCH!!!1" post is the start of her revenge porn tirade. You can also see the timestamps are similar from these posts, and the cursed photos. So, this bitch quite literally switched from hating him, to "loving" and missing him, to hating him again in less than an hour.

Circle of protection for our boy
 
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He should just throw everything in a box and ship it to her, then refrain from saying the name JESSICA BOYLE online ever again. No attention is worse than negative attention to a lunatic narc.
 
Okay fellow Cobros, which one will see the light of day first: Jessica sucking on Cobes’ mini cobra, or Keffals’ full interview with Chris Chan?
 
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