🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Sugriva said:
I give it 12 hours until some retard pays for the video.
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Someone will absolutely pay for it with the intention of embarrassing Josh with it only for Josh's response to just be him talking about double standards and then it will just be another story he loops about occasionally in the future. Josh has put out videos of him shooting his Bog juice into his own carpeted floor, I doubt he will care much about a video of him getting his wand polished. If anything Josh will likely see it as pretty bad ass considering having a sex tape leak is about the most rock and roll thing Josh has ever had happen to him.
 
Hennimore said:
Someone will absolutely pay for it with the intention of embarrassing Josh with it only for Josh's response to just be him talking about double standards and then it will just be another story he loops about occasionally in the future. Josh has put out videos of him shooting his Bog juice into his own carpeted floor, I doubt he will care much about a video of him getting his wand polished. If anything Josh will likely see it as pretty bad ass considering having a sex tape leak is about the most rock and roll thing Josh has ever had happen to him.
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He'll want that sweet sweet porn star money though. Give my man a cut!
 
Part of me thinks this is just Methica being a scheming whore, hoping the paypiggies will cough up 2k for a recording of a rando she thought she could pass off as Cobra but the other part of me could fully believe that she recorded him, with or without his consent because "it's a sexy movie for the two of us to enjoy Jawshieeee".
Clint please please please help your boy get away from this BPDemon.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Josh has always been a comedically fast quick-shot. His first time with Stephanie was half that, and that's when he still had all of his hair follicles.
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I haven't seen the video obviously, but I'd wager it's just a 4 minute clip of her lazily sucking his half-limp dick, while she rambles into the phone, just like in that camwhore video she posted with that guy. I swear, even with a dick in her mouth she doesn't shut up. I'd be amazed if there was any orgasm at all. Josh claims he doesn't suffer from whiskey dick, but I doubt it, not after all the abuse he's put his body through.
 
Just when you thought you couldn't hate this bitch enough, the floor drops out. She's like Ralph without the entertainment value, this cunt is just vile
 
PetiteFeet said:
Part of me thinks this is just Methica being a scheming whore, hoping the paypiggies will cough up 2k for a recording of a rando she thought she could pass off as Cobra but the other part of meIn could fully believe that she recorded him, with or without his consent because "it's a sexy movie for the two of us to enjoy Jawshieeee".
Clint please please please help your boy get away from this BPDemon.
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In his new 'mead update and rant' video he complains about her filming him without his consent. So it's not an unheard concept.
 
Jobama said:
This video got me thinking, how does Josh rationalize his love of church bells with his hatred of Christianity?
I know the answer is that he’s retarded and doesn’t, but just humor me
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Boglim logic, doodt. That and it's his autistic special interest and has been since before he even identified as goth.
 
Sugriva said:
I give it 12 hours until some retard pays for the video.
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I'm already seeing the two outcomes, either she's baiting hard, or the pay pigs will haggle it down to a more manageable price, like either a trip back or some ceaser's and a fifth of vodka
 
Genuinely hope she just has a red bull or something. Can any Cobra detectives tell if she's even in his house in that pic? You can see a ouija board behind her, but she's also right by a window.
 
I know we've all been busy recoiling in horror, but we get another EVP video:
I'm expecting another video in another few hours once he realizes what revenge porn is and how it's MDNWU.
 
Toplane Tard Wrangler said:
What would hypothetically be the funniest way for methica to die? I mean the true ending is probably going to be an OD, but it'd be so fucking funny if she got sepsis or something from Cobes losing a rotten tooth in her snatch. Imagine the boy is immune to all of his botulism creations but she takes one shot of his dank gothic mead and starts melting like the witch from wizard of oz.
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If we lived in a more civilized era, she would have been broken by the wheel and fed to crows for being an insufferable bog witch.
 
Toplane Tard Wrangler said:
What would hypothetically be the funniest way for methica to die? I mean the true ending is probably going to be an OD, but it'd be so fucking funny if she got sepsis or something from Cobes losing a rotten tooth in her snatch. Imagine the boy is immune to all of his botulism creations but she takes one shot of his dank gothic mead and starts melting like the witch from wizard of oz.
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funniest in my opinion is if she mouths off to the wrong psycho at walmart or while buying drinks at the liquor store. that or some form of cancer aids caused by prolonged contact with the boglim and a weakened immune system from her fucked up thyroid.

unfortunately people like her tend to live far longer than you would expect they just get progressively more crazy as they age. the second NAL enters menopause for example an entirely new wave of insanity will consume her
 
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