🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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1700somewhere said:
she's gonna show up at his trailer and m'jord is gonna take her back because it's the path of least resistance and boy is shy/scared of any confrontation that isn't behind a screen (and bog is horny). she'll stay for a bit then when she goes home he will immediately start shit talking
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like clockwork toobz
 

Back to back uploads from mi lord. These two videos are gonna eat up the next 20 pages of this thread, there is so much to get into here.
 
Cobies, I know you're autistic, but you need to understand what constitutes a mixed message.

Stop inviting the banshee in, lying about it and fucking her if you expect people to believe this.
 
Hennimore said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Q2iMvBQHO8
Oh boy, this one is something else. I don't even know where to begin with this.
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Just a quick summary:

- Cobes claims to be getting stalked by Jessica and she is harassing his fans for money. Cobes thinks if the genders were reversed, he could get a restraining order.
- Cobes asked Michelle(?) to cancel the ticket, which she did.
- He believes it's due to his fame that Jessica is interested in him.
- She would drink Cobes' alcohol and when he would drink any of hers she would get upset.
- Chris told Courtney that Jessica is with Josh, so Jessica immediately went live on Instagram and confirmed it.
- "Jessica doesn't think, she just does without impulse"
- Chris bought the ticket because he wanted content. Josh doesn't like this as Chris doesn't care about either of them, just content.
- "Jessica is incredibly toxic" "She uses love and her psychotic emotions to manipulate and bully me"

Same song and dance as the last breakup video, for the most part.
 
Do any of you have the photo of cobra handy where he is sitting in the passenger seat of a car and his face looks weirdly elongated that makes him look not human, sort of like a simpsons character. but it's not edited.
 
crakrock said:
Do any of you have the photo of cobra handy where he is sitting in the passenger seat of a car and his face looks weirdly elongated that makes him look not human, sort of like a simpsons character. but it's not edited.
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somevan712 said:
Same song and dance as the last breakup video, for the most part.
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I'm never gonna get back with her toobz, unless someone pays for her to come here. I will call the police and get her arrested for stocking, but I will also open the door and get my dick out.

It is what it is doodt.

Honestly, this is kind of a sampler how abusive relationships go for most couples. Just a couple of retards fucking and yelling and drinking. I never thought I'd witness how it began, I still can't make sense of it, but here we are.
 
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somevan712 said:
- Cobes asked Michelle(?) to cancel the ticket, which she did.
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Michelle was her IRL friend, who helped her find the first set of tickets.
Bifocal Lens said:
I will call the police and get her arrested for stocking,
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Wait, but there was a call out there, right? Maybe the cops went out, and they didn't want to label it a domestic problem.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Wait, but there was a call out there, right? Maybe the cops went out, and they didn't want to label it a domestic problem.
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Yes, allegedly the cops were called to the trailer park and it was labeled as a "civil assist". I don't think that the number that was recorded matched the boy's trailer, but maybe that address was just for the block of trailers/road.

I'm not from the US so I don't know what that means, but I assume the cops were called and nothing happened, they just went there to keep the peace. Either Jessica got her shit and left peacefully (and then came back to bug the boy some more), or he called the cops and, by the time the cops arrived, Jessica already said "she was sorry" and had already sucked his dick dry. So the boy was blinded by post-orgasmic bliss and just told the cops "Everything is fine doodt"
 
Tetragrammaton said:
you say that but i would not be surprised if she showed up unannounced and just forced her way in and refused to leave. which then prompted josh to call the cops but by then it was too late. also i feel like anyone in joshes position would start screaming at her given enough time. NAL is beyond insufferable.
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Too late as in how? Is that really a thing? If someone shows up unannounced and you want them out the police will get them out. But if he let her in then changed his mind later like the toddler faggot retard he is then yes its a domestic issue and becomes harder to get her out. But forcing yourself into someones home is a crime. So I doubt the man sized baby is telling the whole story. Shocker.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Michelle was her IRL friend, who helped her find the first set of tickets.

Wait, but there was a call out there, right? Maybe the cops went out, and they didn't want to label it a domestic problem.
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I was surprised and kind of impressed, that he indeed took action, he made Michelle cancel the ticket.
But then didn't follow through and let her in anyway.

Women can have a ton of talkshows dedicated to trashing on men, when

women control sex, dating and divorce!

It is what it is, toobz.
Women control the world of the poor, defenseless men.
 
Hennimore said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Q2iMvBQHO8
Oh boy, this one is something else. I don't even know where to begin with this.
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For some reason I just really noticed it, but why are we in the shirtless saga?

I hope to god she didn't rob him, it would be so sad and funny.
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Just saw the second video, I love you josh, live forever please.
 
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somevan712 said:
Cobes thinks if the genders were reversed, he could get a restraining order.
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If you said "yeah, I let him in and sucked him off. It is what it is, Toobz" I do not believe they would grant you a restraining order.

Cobes is obviously parroting what various orbiters are telling him because he's too low IQ to reach conclusions re: NAL's insanity independently.

His bog brain will always override whatever self-preservation instinct he has. TMDNWTFIU. *sigh*
 
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