🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Agares said:
NAL is the final culmination of the people who actually wished harm on Cobes. Since 2021, the number of alogs and their activity has grown slowly but steadily. In just 2 years it went from bad actors Doordashing him duster, to some maladjusted sick fuck paying for his psycho ex's plane ticket and now he's in more danger than he's ever been in before.

It's not even about "content" anymore because everything is so gatekept and cloak and dagger. These people literally just want to hurt Josh. And like clockwork, every single one of these alogs we dox turns out to be some loser fuckup taking their frustration out on Cobes.
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Well put. We're witnessing naked sadism and who's laughing?

Far be it from me to lecture others on the proper way to appreciate the hijinks of a retarded drunk who can't operate a can opener. But it seems to me that there are a lot of assholes following Cobes because they have identified him as a socially acceptable target for their sadism. The same animating force that drives those who torment Cyrax and other predatorcows, because there are precious few folks left that you can get away with hating on freely. In Cobes case, it is completely misplaced. He is capable of behaving badly, but if you gaze upon Cobes and see anything but a helpless, broken goof, you're as retarded as he is.

I can only speculate that we're watching the retard pecking order (that Cobes himself participates in) in action. Cobe mocks a lesser tard who tries to befriend him. Cobes is abused by slightly more functional tards, who are terrified of their tard nature and desperate to prove that someone else is the tard. But that still doesn't explain the eagerness to actively harm him, does it? The duster and liquor shipments are good examples.

One awful outcome of this NAL fiasco will be extra evidence for the horde of poo touchers that Cobes is truly evil and vile and going after him is righteous . NAL accusing him of domestic violence is like a greenlight to get him. Its just going to get uglier.
 
Agares said:
Cobes with his shotgun is more dangerous than Cyraxx with his .22lr bolt action.

On today's episode of Kiwi Farms Presents: Deadliest Warrior.
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Uhm, excuse me, it's a custom bolt action .22 *sniper*, you pleb 🤣. Probably one of my favorite minor raxx moments.

Bifocal Lens said:
EDIT: I hope Marty doesn't try to get his filthy paws on Cobra. He's a degenerate poop toucher, and he already tried to troll Josh once and failed. But considering how fragile the boy is mentally right now, he might succeed. What a fucking shitshow this is being
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He won't succeed, but circle of protection on the *BOY* anyways, because he needs it.

Shiverpeaks said:
The way modern glass tappers are there needs to be a real hard push back against them to scare them into behaving if this is ever going to stop. While the worst that ever happens is someone gets doxxed and disappears they're going to keep trying to hurt internet personalities. If these faggots ended up swatted themselves or had their families harassed for months on end they would stop others doing the same in the future. Instead they make a new discord name or go on all the podcasts/streams for attention and nothing bad ever happens to them. They're spending thousands of dollars to hurt innocent people for 2 minute internet videos. The entire concept of "content" has brain rotted everyone involved and they're competing for literally retards attention by throwing thousands of dollars at them.
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Not an autistic illuminati, but I think most of us would look the other way if this were to happen for most cows. A few of then (Larson, Cyraxx), this is the only way, but for the vast majority it's disruptive bullshit.


Agares said:
Being around her drives him to self medicate as hard as possible.
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Can you blame him? I'd be hitting anything as hard as I could if I had to deal with that.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Chilling out and kicking back with his students in cool, serpent-free Ireland, while Cobra gets verbally abused and hotboxed by the funk of unwashed BPD Wendy's in the 90F+ heat of a Casper autumn.

Keep on rockin' bud.
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To be fair knowing the bog hag is gonna be in town is enough to make me bail to a totally different continent too
 
Tetragrammaton said:
its been way more obvious this time around as well. he was starting to look a little better by boglim standards till NAL returned.
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At the same time though, NAL coming over makes him actually shower and groom himself. In the days leading up to NAL's visits he looked slightly closer to normal.
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Shaving off the goat beard made him look 38 instead of 55.
 
Agares said:
At the same time though, NAL coming over makes him actually shower and groom himself. In the days leading up to NAL's visits he looked slightly closer to normal.
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Shaving off the goat beard made him look 38 instead of 55.
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Whens this from?
He still has the goat beard doesn't he?
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This is him yesterday talking about how he broke his phone
also he sort of looks like Lenin which is kinda funny
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The weens aren't frightened enough of reprisals. This isn't just me malding about organic Cobes content getting cucked. They are actively endangering a literal retard.

NAL's reign of terror ends as soon as the cash flow does.

Weens should be hanged from the neck until dead.
 
Spergerella Junior said:
everyone insisting NAL can’t get knocked up, is a man, right? I’ve met many women that had babies in their 40s without medical assistance. I wouldn’t count that part of her plan yet, especially if she returns on longer and longer visits.
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Meat Streets said:
I'm a woman. Unless NAL has been super safe during her ACTIVE times, and that's highly unlikely, she would have baby trapped a rando dude by now.

Of course she can physically get pregnant at 40. But she has never mentioned a pregnancy scare, missed period, nothing. Not even an abortion. I do think SKY DADDY took pity on the human race, regarding this. And TWU

Eta sperg spelling
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anliteralidiot said:
if she does get pregnant
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Ok but let's say she does get pregnant. Will Josh be a good father? Why doesn't he just put the child in a group home?
 
Insalubrious said:
Ok but let's say she does get pregnant. Will Josh be a good father? Why doesn't he just put the child in a group home?
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That would just be another nail in the coffin for cobes, I think to some degree he would try and be a good father, but he would fail at every turn and CPS would be called so much the kid would inevitably be taken away which would mess him up even more than never having a kid. That's leaving jessica out of the equation entirely.
 
Sidenote: The flipflopping about cutting people off and being pally with Messica only to be completely steamrolled the second the hag appears and doing a 180 on the person you were literal days ago just communicates one clear thing.

Do not take me seriously. No means yes. I have no conviction in anything that I say and my allegiances can change rapidly.

All pretty hazardous signals to emit to a boghag.

Don't be surprised when she moves herself in despite whatever objections he may have. She did tell you, Jawshy! You've just misremembered the conversation!

Her parents will be so relieved.
 
wenttobermuda said:
I can only speculate that we're watching the retard pecking order (that Cobes himself participates in) in action. Cobe mocks a lesser tard who tries to befriend him. Cobes is abused by slightly more functional tards, who are terrified of their tard nature and desperate to prove that someone else is the tard. But that still doesn't explain the eagerness to actively harm him, does it? The duster and liquor shipments are good examples.
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Most of the people doing the really bad stuff are solo actors looking for attention from a crowd cheering them on. It only takes 1 guy with a walmart job and he can keep Cobes stocked with duster and booze forever. There's some cross over between Cyrax and Cobes fans and Cyrax fans always go after people who gift him things, but Cobes don't have the same attitude towards bad actors.

ibeatmywife said:
That would just be another nail in the coffin for cobes, I think to some degree he would try and be a good father, but he would fail at every turn and CPS would be called so much the kid would inevitably be taken away which would mess him up even more than never having a kid. That's leaving jessica out of the equation entirely.
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Clint would adopt it. He's that type of person and it will give him street cred in his liberal circles.
 
Shiverpeaks said:
The way modern glass tappers are there needs to be a real hard push back against them to scare them into behaving if this is ever going to stop.
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Remember, most of them are BlueSpike's age and he was pulling this shit on Chris in 2008. He at least as far as I knew grew up and changed, they didn't.
 
Insalubrious said:
Ok but let's say she does get pregnant. Will Josh be a good father? Why doesn't he just put the child in a group home?
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The best case scenario is if Clint takes custody, assuming NAL doesn't perform a post natal abortion out of spite. Neither parents meet the mental, economic or moral standards needed to raise a child that won't turn into a drug addict homeless person.
 
Fortyone said:
The best case scenario is if Clint takes custody, assuming NAL doesn't perform a post natal abortion out of spite. Neither parents meet the mental, economic or moral standards needed to raise a child that won't turn into a drug addict homeless person.
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Clint is too busy with his do-over family. I honestly don’t know why he hasn’t decided to put Cobes in a group home by now. My only guess is it is cheaper to let him slowly drink himself to death in a trailer park. Though you raise a good point if somehow NAL is even fertile, we know for a fact that child would have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and would be an absolute nightmare. Clint barely wants anything to do with Josh so I doubt he would want to raise a monstrosity.
 
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