🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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This is what I have. Apparently Cobra tried to masturbate onto NAL? She was jerking him after he pulled it out?

Honestly pretty sicko behavior

 
*rubbing temples* Oh my fucking skygod Jessica you're worse than the troles. Yes they had trains back then, no Kurt Russel isn't a real cowboy, yes Bill Paxton was in Twister, just watch the fucking movie. Please just stop.
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Molly Millions said:
This is what I have. Apparently Cobra tried to masturbate onto NAL? She was jerking him after he pulled it out?

Honestly pretty sicko behavior

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Jessica sitting at a table trying to be quiet? HUH?? And then Josh comes in with "typical female" like he took the redpill videos that he binged to heart.

If it's not a deepfake it sounds like your average trailer park domestic violence.
 
Jesus man, you stop paying attention for five minutes and you miss content with NAL around. Can someone give a concise quick rundown?
 
Molly Millions said:
This is what I have. Apparently Cobra tried to masturbate onto NAL? She was jerking him after he pulled it out?

Honestly pretty sicko behavior

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I don't think so, it's AI captions. Sounds more like she brought up dumb bullshit and tried to start arguments, which knowing NAL is basically guaranteed. She went there, pulled the Jawshiiieeee🎵, then it turned into JawshieEE:twisted:, and he caught her bullshit immediately thanks to hours of Terrence Popp tutorials and told her to fuck herself.
 
dramamine said:
“typical female not knowing what you want/ if you want to call it off”
“i told you from my second visit i was going to ask questions about this”
what was she asking him about i wonder
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It's more hilarious than you can imagine. She was asking him questions about the movie they were watching, Tombstone. They apparently got in this huge fight because she was asking too many questions during the movie.

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Yeah as retarded as it sounds, this was about Tombstone. Cobra talked about this and Jessica sobbed about missing it. They have been looking forward to this moment for months and months.

It's ruined. They had a massive argument.

 
I am probably wildly incorrect here, but in that 52-second video with them arguing, when he says I asked you if it was off, I'm wondering if there was a condom involved? Maybe? Highly doubtful with these two but sounds like something in the heat of the moment that would cause an issue when he shot bog seed on her lasagna tummy.

Also, did I miss something about a card in the cab? He doesn't have his debit card but does he have like the PayPal debit card and that's what he was going to pay for the cab with?
 
Cobes exploding over NAL asking what was going on in Tombstone is probably the most understandable melt down he's ever had. That's like the worst thing you can do while watching a guy's favorite movie.
 
He let the turbocunt in and got what he fucking deserved. NGL I'm pretty disappointed in him but ain't that the Cobraverse for ya.
 
I don't know how to handle this sort of information. How do you not get westerns?! Screenshot_20240902_215640_YouTube.jpg
I could have a micro-sperg about why they were big, but the crux of it is: they're simple! How do you not get that!
 
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