🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Josh is a retard and has been breaking phones for years. He will break several more and pout when it happens. No worries toobz just need to fire up some beg streams. TWU

 

[Agares]

Josh is a retard and has been breaking phones for years. He will break several more and pout when it happens. No worries toobz just need to fire up some beg streams. TWU

It's the truth, doodt.

 

[Fortyone]

Pay pigs need to send him a toddler toy flip phone till he learns how to be more responsible.

Imagine how kino it would be if he actually had to record food hacks on an old motorola from the 2000s

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Another phone? Really? It's not even that time of the cycle yet. And here I was anticipating some SSDI check and food stamp hack antics. Guess the boy won't be going live without 2FA again.

 

[3deadniggers]

there's a very good chance that these "fans" are buddy trolls who are communicating with NAL or purposely trying to get him to confront NAL. The first time NAL flew out to Casper, the buddy troll who paid for her ticket followed her there and recorded it. There's lots of faggots on discord pulling strings trying to force content, and I don't think it's coincidence that suddenly with the boghag in casper there is "fans" inviting him out to hang out for the first time in half a decade. He's either meeting up with NAL or people involved with her, 100%.

My money is on buddy trolls or trolls fucking with him to go to bars. Wouldn't shock me if they go to the bar to drink with NAL and invite Cobra to watch her leave with someone else. They're not very original and it's part of the iconic Chris chan trolling saga.

 

[anliteralidiot]

My money is on buddy trolls or trolls fucking with him to go to bars. Wouldn't shock me if they go to the bar to drink with NAL and invite Cobra to watch her leave with someone else. They're not very original and it's part of the iconic Chris chan trolling saga.

NAL wouldn't leave him at a bar

 

[RL Steinbeck]

had to have been this since we know even if Jessica were in town she ain't paying for shit

idk, that seems unlikely to me. The way I interpreted it was that it was either a stranger that was in the cab with him and paid to defuse the situation and get him to leave, or it was one of the fans he ran into that carpooled in the cab with him.

here is "fans" inviting him out to hang out

Unless I missed something, he said in the video that he only ran into fans at the very end of the night as he was leaving the bar.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

I wonder if an $8 machete can break an iPhone 5

 

[lottalove]

Ordered a new one

 

[Hennimore]

The same people who text him nonsense all day so they can post pictures of it to whatever Discord they're in are the ones paying for him to get a new phone that he will eventually break again.

What a sad cycle.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Probably half the assembly line of stuff being smashed in that dark and depressing movie The Brave Little Toaster is Cobraphones.

Glad to see the boy back in form. No more low energy.

 

[3deadniggers]

NAL wouldn't leave him at a bar

It's the type of revenge women often use to get back at people. Show your ex you're going to suck someone else's dick to hurt them or make them jealous and take you back.

 

[anliteralidiot]

It's the type of revenge women often use to get back at people. Show your ex you're going to suck someone else's dick to hurt them or make them jealous and take you back.

She's already tried, he didn't really care. Josh is her meal ticket, and she won't fuck that up, or else she would be streaming.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Holy shit is this like the 8th phone he's broken in 4 years?

 

[ibeatmywife]

Holy shit is this like the 8th phone he's broken in 4 years?

Idk his track record long term but I'm pretty sure this is the 4th or 5th one this year alone.

 

[WhoCares666]

We've done this previously, you can search my posts to find the previous phone. Cobra isn't devious, he's retarded.

You're not being truthful here. The last 2 phones were broken the exact same way in the exact same place. We caught him red handed. You can search my post to see that this savior is lying. I posted side by side comparison pictures that are irrefutable .

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

You're not being truthful here. The last 2 phones were broken the exact same way in the exact same place. We caught him red handed. You can search my post to see that this savior is lying.

And like I told you last time, you're wrong. They're clearly different phones with different breaks.


I'll explain it again. He punches the top of the phone because he holds the bottom when he's talking to text, so he always punches the top of the phone. You can see this behaviour in a few videos. The retard smashes phones frequently, he's not scamming money with broken phones, he doesn't have to as there is plenty of retards who give him money for nothing.

 

['Ole Dente]

I remembered today that I liked to save art and stupid meme shit from the subreddit and I probably have it on my phone and lo and behold, I did.

I don’t know if any of this is technically lost forever or not but whatever, enjoy. There’s three files that are WebP as well. I’ll look around and see if I can find some more subreddit stuff there was a select small amount of great shit that came from there.

Spoiler

 

[WhoCares666]

And like I told you last time, you're wrong. They're clearly different phones with different breaks.

And like I told your dumb ass last time. He punched the phone 3 or 4 more times after your 1st picture. The phone is still on in your screen shot. Why can't you handle the fact the boy can indeed lie? Why did you use your photo and one of my pictures instead of both of my pictures?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

You're not being truthful here. The last 2 phones were broken the exact same way in the exact same place. We caught him red handed. You can search my post to see that this savior is lying. I posted side by side comparison pictures that are irrefutable .

lol that you think Cobra is smart enough to think of scamming this way. He had a toddler moment and broke his phone just like he's done near a dozen times before. He has a long history of doing this.