Yeah this is definitely his most blatant ebegging yet. Would be nice if we lived in a world where the pay pigs would actually punish him so he has to crawl back to Clint for a new phone but we don't.
This is pretty much how he always reacts, even when he's obviously lying about details like slipping on ice, or it getting ran over by a truck. He's made several videos just like this. If you search "done breaking" on lolcowgo you can compare for yourself.
I think newfags underestimate that cobra breaking his phone is basically a scheduled event at this point. Also, cobra isn't motivated by money like that, especially not for just 200 dollars (3 medium pizzas). He stands to lose a lot more than that by not having his phone (no cameo, livestream, etc). It would be nice if we could contain all the NAL conspiracies in the NAL thread.
There should be more phones, that's why I'm only rating it 10/10
Exactly he would have let it slip in some way or made it obvious if it was her. “So my phone broke. I’m not gonna say who- I’m not gonna say how it broke cause that’s not important.”
Better not have an Autistic Meltdown and freak out any cab drivers, BOY!
That cab driver was lucky. He got his own exclusive tard rage stream, something so many cobros would pay for.
That is extremely plausible.
Interesting.
His meltdowns have gotten even worse as an adult but that's probably because all the trolling, drinking and drugs taking their toll on his mental state. They became more and more frequent after the spice saga IIRC.Interesting.
"Temper tantrums are developmentally normal, but for neurotypical children, their frequency decreases as the child ages; in autistic children, however, meltdowns can persist longer, and in a third of cases, they worsen as the child ages."
Is Josh one of the special 1/3 cases?
My thoughts exactly. This conspiracy shit is getting annoying though. We need some motherfucking receipts up in here.
had to have been this since we know even if Jessica were in town she ain't paying for shit
He always acts like this after he breaks his phone. Like ten phones ago he realized that people don't buy his lies about trucks driving over them anymore so he just tells the truth. In Cobra's mind he's admitting defeat to the trolls when he announces he broke his phone, so he gets very sad about it, but he needs a new phone so it is what it is toobs.
there's a very good chance that these "fans" are buddy trolls who are communicating with NAL or purposely trying to get him to confront NAL. The first time NAL flew out to Casper, the buddy troll who paid for her ticket followed her there and recorded it. There's lots of faggots on discord pulling strings trying to force content, and I don't think it's coincidence that suddenly with the boghag in casper there is "fans" inviting him out to hang out for the first time in half a decade. He's either meeting up with NAL or people involved with her, 100%.
We've done this previously, you can search my posts to find the previous phone. Cobra isn't devious, he's retarded. He legitimately breaks phones in a rage. We're in double digits just in the last 2 years. If he wants money for his baby bottle he doesn't need to scam with a broken phone, just fire up a stream or respond to "fan" texts.
