🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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中华人民共和国的政治 said:
Can I get a price check on a Drac Attack covered in garbage, excluding tip?
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Yeah I'm not sure where the extra patty option was but this is what I got. 50% retard tax is most definitely whats up. Bare in mind this is from their website (delivery serviced by doordash) not doordash.

edit- they put in a tip by default. you damn well know cobes isn't tipping.
 

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Orkeosaurus said:
Yeah I'm not sure where the extra patty option was but this is what I got. 50% retard tax is most definitely whats up. Bare in mind this is from their website (delivery serviced by doordash) not doordash.

edit- they put in a tip by default. you damn well know cobes isn't tipping.
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I set the address to his old apartment because I don't know, or care to look up his current address, so it might not be completely accurate. Still not that bad considering the amount of additional toppings he added (roughly $10 worth).
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I think he just got his youtube money yesterday so I'm sure theres a lot more coming. He probably has a $80 medium pizza cooling off on the counter as we speak.
 
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Speaking of he’s using it to generate the fabled clock tower dream house
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Southern farmhouse / Plantation Home is MDWU. Odd how his fashion sensibility is a weird fusion of crust punk, old western, and hot topic. But his taste in architecture is so classy toobz.
I don't know if the generative model just filled in the gaps or if the King was attentive enough to specify that the veranda, gutters, soffits, window frames and shudders should be "Paris Green".
I would expect some generic Gothic Revival stuff at night surrounded by bare trees with crows everywhere. But we get something that looks like a goff as fuck "Southern Living" magazine cover.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
I would expect some generic Gothic Revival stuff at night surrounded by bare trees with crows everywhere. But we get something that looks like a goff as fuck "Southern Living" magazine cover.
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He would get scared if it was TOO SPOOKY.

Orkeosaurus said:
I believe the garlic cup is included with the burger. If it were up to him he would have gotten like 3 of the bastards.
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He asks for two cups of garlic butter but gets hooked up with three.
 
Finally sat down to see BogChron's recap. I gotta say the beef jerky nachos were the first thing that made me say something out loud. Seeing him have to throw a strip back with his mouth to mash it with his blackened molars since his front stubs weren't up to the task was certainly something... I had previously only seen members of the Crocodilia order do that with meat they eat. Seeing the Wyoming Boglim exhibit this behavior is a surprise. Seeing the jerky come out all greasy, soggy and limp with all the steak sauce was just sad to watch. Good thing it was left to cool all night into a solid rubbery mass after it was superheated to mush.
I know it can all be figured out with boglim's razor "he's retarded." but holy shit I can not for the life of me wrap my head around his constant thoughts about women's menstrual cycles and any hygiene products for, habits about, discomfort during, and partner behavior towards any of it. Every time he's been doordashed feminine products it's never been "oh my troles gave me these because they're bloody pussies yootoob." it's always some rant about how supportive he'd be to some strange women in where ever he's living by leaving them in communal areas or giving them out for free. Or how supportive he'd be of some imaginary girlfriend or wife when she's having hers. I know the boy isn't a bonafide sicko like the Reddit or Facebook alogs think but it throws me for a loop since I've literally only ever heard this kind of obsessive thinking about women's monthly cycle from genuine scumfuck trannies like Johnathan Yaniv.
 
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
I can not for the life of me wrap my head around his constant thoughts about women's menstrual cycles and any hygiene products for, habits about, discomfort during, and partner behavior towards any of it. Every time he's been doordashed feminine products it's never been "oh my troles gave me these because they're bloody pussies yootoob." it's always some rant about how supportive he'd be to some strange women in where ever he's living by leaving them in communal areas or giving them out for free. Or how supportive he'd be of some imaginary girlfriend or wife when she's having hers.
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I don't think the period talk is sexual to Cobra at all. I think because it's one of the big differences between men and women and he is utterly fixated on "gender relations" he brings it up a bunch. It's weird as fuck for sure though. The stuff about giving his neighbors tampons which you no has never and will never happen is undeniably creepy but I also think this is an autism thing where he has no idea how weird it sounds.
 
Casting a big circle of protection around josh and the trailer. May the boghag meet her fate for daring to go against the dark lords will.
 
Forward the barmaid! Charge the troles!



Trole to the right of her
Trole to the left of her
Trole in front of her
Boldly she rode, and well, as they laughed like thunder

O the wild charge she made
All the world will wonder what was wrong with her brain
Ridicule the insane barmaid
 
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