🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Slim Boglim said:
Naw that was “Matt Green“ who was a random fan that appeared briefly (and likely lurks/posts here). Anderson had been dead for a while by that point, he died in 2019.
Alex Anderson is this goober
Also shoutout to homeboy Walnut Grove that turned that Alex Anderson video into An epic remix combo
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Man I really need to brush up on the extended CobraVerse lore of lesser shown homeboys. But I digress... The whole Methica to Eviction Saga 2.0 whiplash has pushed everything else out toobz. Unironic rest in peace to homeboy Alex Anderson though. Always a shame when a homeboy who isn't a clout chasing leech on Josh is no longer there.
 
AI image generators have been out for like 2 years now and he finally figured out how to make dank cobra art by entering text into a prompt. The poor AI probably has to work extra hard to translate his spelling.
 
Agares said:
AI image generators have been out for like 2 years now and he finally figured out how to make dank cobra art by entering text into a prompt. The poor AI probably has to work extra hard to translate his spelling.
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Speaking of he’s using it to generate the fabled clock tower dream house
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
I look forward to this new Cobra AI Art Era.

JM is reporting that Cobes unblocked NAL to tell her she isn't welcome, that if she shows up he'll call the cops, and he will return her stuff via post (money permitting).

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He beat down her delusions like they were a pie high hat standing in his way. Will this finally be what pushes Jessica over the edge?
 
Now that he's finally told her directly that she's no longer Queen Cobra, the boghag curse may finally begin to lift.

With much wailing and gnashing of teeth, mind you.
 
Hennimore said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h3YcnDsWm-Y
Got another standup set from our lord but I can't pay attention because of the grim state of that foot, holy shit.
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Based and informative. And fart laden.
Josh knows all about the men-struation and the necessary strains to tame your PMSing female companion. You have to cater to the aggravated gorlfren by going to the store and buying the tampons and pads and icecream, which are obviously the wrong ones.

You also head to the dispensary for your bloated and cramping missus.
You need "Fuck your cramps OG Kush" and "Godess OG Kush" to couch lock her a bit. TWU.

Men suffer from their own PMS, the "pissed off male syndrome", when their football team loses, and always head for the Jack Daniels or the bar, which is also advisable in the case of the PMSing female going berserk on you. Which they do.

You even clean up the wrong type of icecream you bought them, after they smash it against the wall, because, duh.
Also men-opause is, when men, who don't have vaginas, pause and women grow beards.
Men then say "I still love you" and keep watching the game.

ETA: "Honey, it's 2024, stop bodyshaming yourself."
BP approves.
 
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