🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Hennimore]

Has there been any mention of therapy in awhile? I'm trying to remember when the last time he mentioned attending therapy was and it had to be before the NAL saga.

 

[anliteralidiot]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wc-7ubd1eikLooks like his "I don't need to drink anymore today" cope went right out the window the minute a paypig sent him some more booze.

He looks cleaner? Like he stood out in the rain for awhile.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Are there any drink combos you recommend? I'm not brave enough to try a lot of his drinks or foodhacks

There is the all timer drink combo called Cobra Angel thats kind of hard to find, one clip of it is at the end of DankNet's "The Legacy of KingCobraJFS" video and it starts at 51:00.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Shit, even Cyraxx has a potential real woman who he just left. But the difference is that Cyraxx talks to women. Cobes doesn't.

Wasn’t that “woman” a troll who “left” him?

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I'm actually a bit surprised that no other clout-chasing freak with a huge rack and zero prospects hasn't glommed on to him by now. There's tons of desperate women who would love a doodt like Josh. I can see how he'd be a bit gun shy after Nal's (ongoing) insanity but he could totally bag a less-crazy version of her. Stranger things have happened.

It's the teeth and literally how greasy he fucking looks. Not to mention if people look more into him they'll find him eating roaches (bogrito) and flies living in his beard.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Wasn’t that “woman” a troll who “left” him?

I don't know if she's a troll, after hearing her last night. She still could be, but he still chose to talk to her first.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Anyone who sympathizes with Josh doesn't know enough about him and they should lurk more.

I've been following Josh since 2018 and I don't sympathise with him. I don't hate him or get mad about him but I definitely don't have any empathy towards him. He is the sole reason why he's in the position he is and he doesn't take any responsibility. That's what makes him a fun lolcow to follow though since he never learns any lessons from his failures.

I agree with Mars. While I like and root for Josh I don't really sympathize with him. He actively chooses to not go to the dentist, chooses to get drunk all day, chooses to stay on SSI instead of working, chose to date a mentally ill woman we all warned him about etc it's all up to him. He had many opportunities to do better and was not interested at all. He made the life he has today. I also believe that Clint went above and beyond what 90% of parents would do to try and get him to have a normalish life with his condition and Josh just flat out refused at every turn.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

The thing of it is, he helped him move into his old apartment, he helped him move out of his old apartment, and then he helped him move into his new apartment. He's helped him move in and out of his old apartment and into his new apartment.

What a terrible dad, helping his retarded son move.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

josh is a retard and your fantasies about him doing evil shit

Nobody characterises Josh's actions as evil, they characterise them as retarded.

im just asking if josh still has enough brain mass that an event such as birth of a child could activate enough hormones in his brain to make him stop drinking every day

No.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Any guess what the next season will bring?

We're not out of the woods yet. There's a lot of unknowns with this potential NAL visit, and the boy has said that he will give her stuff back if she rocks up but she can't come in. He's given her permission to show up at the trailer, which is a terrible development for the boy. Anything could happen at this stage.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wc-7ubd1eikLooks like his "I don't need to drink anymore today" cope went right out the window the minute a paypig sent him some more booze.

Drinking the whole thing could get him drunk fairly easy. Around 100 liters of 40% alcohol mixed in with around 200ml of Sunkist.

 

[ibeatmywife]

what does josh actually do all day? i doubt hes just asleep
does he get drunk and listen to dad-rock and leave comments and replies on his favourite songs youtube videos?

I know for a fact he does a lot of family guy/kids cartoon/movie watching and also he likes to look at ratrod, hotrod and clocktower mansion pics. We have gotten evidence of these with nals trips but I'm sure that he doesn't really do much since most of his time awake is spent in a half drunken daze.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

what does josh actually do all day? i doubt hes just asleep
does he get drunk and listen to dad-rock and leave comments and replies on his favourite songs youtube videos?

Either drinking/smoking/huffing in his corner, watching pirated cartoons, whacking it to camwhores, or spending all day foodhacking toobz (food stamps permitting).

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I agree with Mars. While I like and root for Josh I don't really sympathize with him. He actively chooses to not go to the dentist, chooses to get drunk all day, chooses to stay on SSI instead of working, chose to date a mentally ill woman we all warned him about etc it's all up to him. He had many opportunities to do better and was not interested at all. He made the life he has today. I also believe that Clint went above and beyond what 90% of parents would do to try and get him to have a normalish life with his condition and Josh just flat out refused at every turn.

I agree 100%. The piece I do sympathize with is the genuine harassment, which is just unfunny, mean-spirited bullshit.

Like getting swatted and being sent tons of junk, or being kicked out of places he wanted to go in town.

 

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what does josh actually do all day?

Eat, sleep, conquer, repeat.

 

[Giant Machine]

I can't confirm anything and I am not saying one way or another that NAL is in Casper but if she is then circle of protection on our boy cause he does not deserve her demon ass trying to make contact with him.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I can't confirm anything and I am not saying one way or another that NAL is in Casper but if she is then circle of protection on our boy cause he does not deserve her demon ass trying to make contact with him.

She's live from Walmart on ig she is home in Virginia

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

She's live from Walmart on ig she is home in Virginia

Wasn't she supposed to go to Casper on the 19th? Wonder how long it'll be until the BOY is in the clear.

 

[Giant Machine]

She's live from Walmart on ig she is home in Virginia

Well she disappeared for awhile which was worrisome. Circle of protection regardless.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Wasn't she supposed to go to Casper on the 19th? Wonder how long it'll be until the BOY is in the clear.

That was the first date, now that we know she hasn't left and just bought hair dye at Walmart there is a good chance the 23rd date was correct but we will have to wait and see.