🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Not really sure about that, Cobra's drinking wasn't anywhere near as bad until the second apartment so almost a decade past moving out.
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It got bad when he started drinking on stream and was constantly given free booze. His trolls made him an addict more than any one else. Like giving a fat kid a candy shop..
Molly Millions said:
I remember in the Clinterview it comes up that when Josh turned 18 he went from difficult to deal with to impossible to deal with because he decided that nobody could tell him what to do

I could definitely see kicking my son out of the house if he thinks being 18 means he's beyond my authority and he doesn't have to bathe or help out around the home

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Cobra decided at 18 he could decide everything and make his own rules for how to live. Obviously they clashed with Clint's rules so the only solution was to find another place for him to live. It's not kicking him out if it's the only option for either of them to have a life.
 
Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
Did Clint kick him out, or did he leave and Clint helped, knowing that it would happen anyways? Some of the Clint hate here is so bizarre. Almost as bad as the reddit
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The thing of it is, he helped him move into his old apartment, he helped him move out of his old apartment, and then he helped him move into his new apartment. He's helped him move in and out of his old apartment and into his new apartment.
 
Shiverpeaks said:
It got bad when he started drinking on stream and was constantly given free booze. His trolls made him an addict more than any one else. Like giving a fat kid a candy shop..
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Alcohol addiction is serious, but over the fact that trolls tends to feed him more alcohol to worsen his addiction, it was clear that they are taking advantage of his gullibility. Cobes is an easy target to take advantage of by the trolls because they believe that if he was born to have underdeveloped lungs and some birth defects to make him look like this today; it would be as easy as luring a mentally challenged kid to a van with a lollipop.
bonified retard said:
The thing of it is, he helped him move into his old apartment, he helped him move out of his old apartment, and then he helped him move into his new apartment. He's helped him move in and out of his old apartment and into his new apartment.
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The Cobes circle of apartment life.
 
Agares said:
Clint himself admitted that Cobra is mentally 12 years old, but his ODD also made him really, and I mean really difficult to work with. He said Cobes was hyped about not having to brush his teeth or wash his clothes anymore when he got his first apartment.
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I hope those posts were archived somewhere. Can't imagine having to admit to troles that.. "Yeah dealing with the boy really fucking sucked and he always made shit worse." I don't get the hate for YourFavoriteSon's Clinterview. It's the best front seat view of their dynamic we've gotten since the eviction call IMO. Just imagine having to do THIS every day for 12 to 13 years. I can't blame Clint for releasing the boy from the basement as soon as he wanted his own bogden.
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Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
Did Clint kick him out, or did he leave and Clint helped, knowing that it would happen anyways? Some of the Clint hate here is so bizarre. Almost as bad as the reddit
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I think it was kind of mutual, Clint didn't want to have to get involved with Cobes and Josh wanted independence which in the early years he was pretty motivated to get. Clint's a bit overhated BUUUUUUUT he is for sure pretty neglectful towards Josh and pretends that there was nothing he could do to help him.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
I hope those posts were archived somewhere. Can't imagine having to admit to troles that.. "Yeah dealing with the boy really fucking sucked and he always made shit worse." I don't get the hate for YourFavoriteSon's Clinterview. It's the best front seat view of their dynamic we've gotten since the eviction call IMO. Just imagine having to do THIS every day for 12 to 13 years. I can't blame Clint for releasing the boy from the basement as soon as he wanted his own bogden.
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The eviction call is legendary

“Well, a lot’s up, Josh” is fucking iconic especially considering Josh’s famous catch phrase
 
I’m team Clint.

He had to deal with a kid who saw not brushing his teeth or doing laundry as a perk of being an adult. Where the fuck do you go from that?

Ohh and your retarded kid will always do the opposite of what you ask, even if it’s for their benefit. And it’s not, “Save for retirement and maybe find a nice girl.” It’s shit like don’t drink yourself to death and put the cream I gave you on the trench foot you have because you don’t shower or change your socks.

Either way, I’m happy the boy is streaming again. Give it a year and I hope he’s back to his usual shenanigans.

Any guess what the next season will bring?
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
What the fuck are you talking about. Josh is retarded. He would feed the kid baby bottles of mead and monster energy drink and blow weed smoke in it's face to stop it from crying. If you want to know how Josh would treat a kid that is forced to live under his roof just look at puff. He'll let it wander around the bogden unsupervised hallucinating conversations with it and lose it in the snow.
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you seem like you want that to happen so you have something to be angry about
josh is a retard and your fantasies about him doing evil shit is giving him more agency and self awareness than he has
also im not suggesting to give a kid to josh im just asking if josh still has enough brain mass that an event such as birth of a child could activate enough hormones in his brain to make him stop drinking every day
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Bixby Snyder said:
Any guess what the next season will bring?
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I'm actually a bit surprised that no other clout-chasing freak with a huge rack and zero prospects hasn't glommed on to him by now. There's tons of desperate women who would love a doodt like Josh. I can see how he'd be a bit gun shy after Nal's (ongoing) insanity but he could totally bag a less-crazy version of her. Stranger things have happened.
 
what does josh actually do all day? i doubt hes just asleep
does he get drunk and listen to dad-rock and leave comments and replies on his favourite songs youtube videos?
 
Stroppy Trollop said:
I'm actually a bit surprised that no other clout-chasing freak with a huge rack and zero prospects hasn't glommed on to him by now. There's tons of desperate women who would love a doodt like Josh. I can see how he'd be a bit gun shy after Nal's (ongoing) insanity but he could totally bag a less-crazy version of her. Stranger things have happened.
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Shit, even Cyraxx has a potential real woman who he just left. But the difference is that Cyraxx talks to women. Cobes doesn't.
 
His dad has a pretty full life from the looks of things. Musical theater would be dreadfully embarrassing for most men but Clint Saunders is built differently than most.

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Unfortunately I think Josh just farts in his chair and drinks all day. I don't even think he plays video games anymore.
 
D.A. d. nial said:
I unironically enjoy his videos. The drink combos are endearing and I started making a few myself.
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Same, I think if you've followed him long enough you just start unironically enjoying it.

Are there any drink combos you recommend? I'm not brave enough to try a lot of his drinks or foodhacks

Hennimore said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wc-7ubd1eikLooks like his "I don't need to drink anymore today" cope went right out the window the minute a paypig sent him some more booze.
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Every addict has their "I don't need it" or "I can stop whenever I want"
 
we are on a roll today. 3 videos in a day. order is slowly being restored to the cobra force. the emperor NAL is slowly having her powers drained away and luke boglim finally got the cheetos mead lightsaber back
 
overweight said:
what does josh actually do all day? i doubt hes just asleep
does he get drunk and listen to dad-rock and leave comments and replies on his favourite songs youtube videos?
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We get all of his daily life out of context clues provided throughout the years, if I'd have to guess his regular daily life, it starts at 10-11 a.m., eats the leftover door dash he ordered, spams tiktok or watches either mgtow or "news" youtube videos or family guy (other cartoons) while getting drunk or high or chatturbating ( or most likely due to loss of receptors and stimuli, all at once) until he gets hungry at which point he doordashes, receives his food and passes out - repeat.

The only variables that change this I'd say is either abject, end of the month, poverty, at which point he starts streaming or spamming videos (which is confusing because barring shit views, I'm like 100% sure he is demonetized), probably Patreon requests(?), or the occasional buddy troll.

I would personally console even my worst enemy if I knew they were facing a hell like this.
 
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