🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Shoutout to Cousin Matt



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Pascal's Wagie said:
Cobes is going to end up see-sawing between pro-Ukraine and pro-Russia telegram channels. One week he's a bonafide Zigger with Z-shaped snake merch, the next he's switching everything to look like sig runes.
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Telegram was a mistake for me. Because of this damned war I am addicted to these horrible channels. It’s like porn, news porn. I pray that skygod never lets Cobes in on their existence, or he might start posting in the Happenings threads.
 
Shinkai said:
100% for pillie dealer
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Why would a drug dealer who sells pills in Casper Wyoming ask Josh to install and sign up for telegram? Josh huffs airhorn and duster and consumes whatever drugs paypigs mail to him, but I don't see him buying pills unless I've missed a major development. It's far more likely he followed a link from xvideos for a telegram porn group or fell for a youtube comment scam from one of his favourite youtubers. (Hey @KingCobraJFS it's me @TotallyRealZoomerAlcoholReviewer you won my giveaway of 1000 bottles of boner pills, message me on telegram for your prize, do not redeem sar) Josh is an extremely gullible retard.
 
JohnnyAppleSneed said:
The final straw was a while ago , that Halloween stream at the bar when the Trollz called in and got him kicked out. Our boys favorite holiday and he was so pumped only to be thrown to the streets like a god damn peasant. This is a sick sick world. Since then he has made ZERO effort to show us any peek into his day to day. All the cow touching killed the content. I cant blame the guy honestly.

Fuck these trolls dude.


Glory days throw back to comfy check in's from the bar in the middle of the week mid-day.
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Ugh I remember that Halloween. It had its moments, sure, like when he pulled out the cap gun at the bar but after the troles got him kicked out, he went dark for a few hours. We'll never know how he managed to cut his hand that night.
 
Low volume food review time. You'll have to max out your volume to hear the dank ingredients he put on it.
 
Agares said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CCupfKLO4S0Low volume food review time. You'll have to max out your volume to hear the dank ingredients he put on it.
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“Pramajohn Romero” this pizza’s about to make me it’s bitch?

“And the ‘whole’ being it’s covering the whole pizza kind of thing” Thanks for clarifying cobies, I’d thought they’d just started dumping Philly steak and onions in a hole
 
Agares said:
Jessica would unironically believe a story like this.
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I'm team "pawn aNAL off on CoolTaste".

If only someone was to start a crowd fund to doordash her to his front door.

He'd be slow on the uptake seeing as he's blind and she's liable to be deeply entrenched before he realizes what's been done to him.

All it would take is some buddy trolls in his ear convincing him how much it would piss Cobra off and how easy it is to bacon her nator.

This would truly be the most graceful eloquent and beautifully poetic timeline.

I, for one, will continue to hope my little heart out for this thinnest of fate's strands.

I ship CruelTaste, I digress, and Jessica.
 
UncommonParlence said:
I'm team "pawn aNAL off on CoolTaste".

If only someone was to start a crowd fund to doordash her to his front door.

He'd be slow on the uptake seeing as he's blind and she's liable to be deeply entrenched before he realizes what's been done to him.

All it would take is some buddy trolls in his ear convincing him how much it would piss Cobra off and how easy it is to bacon her nator.

This would truly be the eloquent beautiful poetic timeline.

I, for one, will continue to hope my little heart out for this thinnest of fate's strands.

I ship CruelTaste, I digress, and Jessica.
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Not even Cooltaste deserves to be tormented by the bog hag. At least his blindness means he wouldn't get a good look at how ugly she is or how off putting her tweaker dances are.
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She thinks doing this is sexy.
 
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