🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It's been said over and over: Clint can't force him into a group home. It's like you guys never interact with a world outside of your screen, with laws and people that don't operate on a video game dialogue tree.
I always tell people this. I always see people saying “clint can hold his money!” “Clint can bust down his doors and take his booze!” Clint can’t do these shit.
If he withhold his money, Josh can file a police report since this is technically stealing.
 
I wish we had some way to just kill ayylawgs dead instantly.
A total alog death button would be nice. But since we're in reality the best thing we can do is wait for the content dry spell to slowly starve out the weens and alogs. They're dopamine addicts who will leave and try to find their fix with another lolcow if given enough time.

I'm more worried about the legit psychos like NAL or the handful of persistent alog psychos who want Cobra dead or homeless.
 
I don’t give a shit about him being drunk and falling over, though it can be entertaining. I just feel like once he left the apartment it’s been pretty boring — and yes, I know he ebbs and flows with content.

I just don’t see it getting better.

The real question is why doesn’t Clint just put him in a group home?!
This is pretty standard in terms of Josh's content. People got spoiled with the Jessica arc and all the excitement it brought.
Josh was always an incredibly slow burn that would go months without doing anything other than uploading pipe thoughts and food hack videos. Josh often enters a hibernation period, sometimes weeks and sometimes months, before having a banger video that makes it all worth it. I wouldn't worry too much, he will be up to his usual shenanigans at some point. He always comes roaring back with some good content eventually.
 
How did you find that out?
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For the life of me I don’t understand why some of Larson’s a-logs became drawn to Cobes. He’s Larson’s polar opposite - he’s a shut-in and not easy to get a huge rise out of. Most of them are after World of T-shirts - which is understandable - he’s another autistic TikTok zoomer prone to rage, and at least Cyrax (who some of Larson a-logs have also targeted) is easy to get a rise out of despite being an even bigger shut-in.
Based on his trolls ID say they mostly just wanted to see a mentally retarded man dead or in jail, now they want that same outcome for cobes, likely nal as well I'm sure she ended up getting more than the BOY.

Also apparently cobes has joined telegram which has me worried he might be secretly talking to hagwitch, this was Sunday in the AM.
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Sorry am late about the telegram thing didn't think anyone posted about it.
 
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I think they're yanking your chain. It's now part of the loop, to ironically reference the loops.
I was going to chime in with my usual large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos and anchovies.

People who are new to the Cobra thread, it's been slow for a while outside a couple of recent moment so don't get shocked.
 
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