🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Really happy for our boy. He escaped the swamp hag's curse and he's doing the boglim equivalent of taking a victory lap by concocting another foul brew. May the next terminally online woman who decides to fuck him for clout be the type of mentally ill thats wants to mommy her boyfriend and coddle him into getting his teeth fixed.
 
Molly Millions said:
Did you get a garlic butter? Because Little Squeezers, not a sponsor, didn't send me a garlic butter. I asked for a garlic cup in the notes and they must have just ignored it. I'm not even mad, in fact I call them Little Squeezers because they really squeeze your paycheck taha, like thats what's up. But I asked for a garlic butter and they didn't send me a garlic cup. Did they send you a garlic butter cup?
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I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three!
 
gobread said:
He was so close to making something close to a traditional grape meaduh but his retard brain opted for raisins instead. Incredible. Also I love how he adds even more sugar because his boglim brain has latched onto "sugar turns into alcohol" hence why he believes mixing soda with booze magically makes it stronger. Praise his magic.
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All things considered, it is probably the best overall batch he has made to date. He didn't load it up with candy and Monster, and other kinds of bullshit.
 
Attractive Sexhaver said:
Really happy for our boy. He escaped the swamp hag's curse and he's doing the boglim equivalent of taking a victory lap by concocting another foul brew. May the next terminally online woman who decides to fuck him for clout be the type of mentally ill thats wants to mommy her boyfriend and coddle him into getting his teeth fixed.
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We'll know he's in the clear if incident-free until Labor Day.
 
Agares said:
Reminds me of that old 420chan post
>BWAAAAAMP! *huffffff*
>Oh yeah that's some good shit
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overweight said:
what are the chances that josh will find a new gf?
maybe next retard female that will like him wont be an absolutely used up old woman?
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It could honestly go either way.

Riding the high of the attention, he strikes again with some other munter who is hopefully not as destructive the King, and her pussy smells of a different fast food outlet.

Or

He backs away from that, because no matter what we think of her, Cobes seemed to actually like her on some level. He might be a tad heartbroken and not willing to put himself out their. Could also fear another nutter who might ruin his current living situation.
 
There was a reason he had a six year dry spell. If it wasn’t for some buddy troll door dashing him some Wendy’s Pussy with extra dipping sauce, he’d still be lathering up his rug with ropes of cobra venom.

The trailer arc has been ever more depressing, he looks even shittier, and his teeth are literally breaking in his mouth. No woman, who is not literally insane, will see him and think he’s a great option. If they do, they will be meth heads/BPD split tails even worse off than him somehow.
 
overweight said:
what are the chances that josh will find a new gf?
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I think we are going to get another 5 years of dry spell. The amount of mentally deranged "fan girls" who are willing to actually fly out and fuck Josh then stay with him after is incredibly tiny.
 
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