🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Better not be huffin air horn gas, boy!
 
Better not be doordashing more painter's tape instead of just getting a new lid for 7 bucks, boy!
 

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The mental image of him blowing the horn directly into his face to get high has me in stitches. The boy is gonna deafen himself while putting holes in his brain.
That won't help his teeth either. He's gonna fus ro dah them right out of his gums with the sonic blast from the airhorn.
 
Doesn't cobes get shitty but free healthcare? Why doesn't he just go to a dentist at this point?
Oppositional defiant disorder. "Troles say go to dentist, so I no go to dentist". He also refuses to go to the doctor, like when the cops arresting him offered to send him to the hospital but he chose the drunk tank instead. You have to understand boglim psychology before you ask such questions.
 
Why doesn't Clint put him in a group home?
In freedomland someone cannot admit you to a hospital/ward/etc if you do not want to be admitted. In bongland you can get sectioned. You'd probably get shot in the face if you tried to put me, or any other freedom enjoyer, in the hospital against my will. Based cobes sticking to his guns, however he really should go to a dentist and have them at least fill his cavities and shit or pull some of the dead teeth. He's going to be in a world of pain, and tooth pain is worse than pancreatitis as far as pain goes.
 
I'm not even mad KFC canceled the Double Down, instead I got a large stuffed crust pizza from Papa John's with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos and anchovies.
Did you get a garlic butter? Because Little Squeezers, not a sponsor, didn't send me a garlic butter. I asked for a garlic cup in the notes and they must have just ignored it. I'm not even mad, in fact I call them Little Squeezers because they really squeeze your paycheck taha, like thats what's up. But I asked for a garlic butter and they didn't send me a garlic cup. Did they send you a garlic butter cup?
 
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