🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I know everyone loves to hate clint but considering josh admitted she got him evicted they obviously both clearly know she is a serious threat to his living situation. If someone ends up showing clint that jessica plans on coming anyways despite not being welcome, he should get an order of protection/restraining order. Then if/ when she shows up all it will lead to is her arrest. Letting her wail to cobes outside his trailer with him inside is basically asking for him to give in and let her in.

I think the main issue is any attempt at getting ahead of the situation would require cobes involvement and I don't think he is going to go to cops without her being in the state even if she is telling everyone she will come anyways. Hopefully reality has set in for him more than we realize but isn't likely I don't think.
 
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Just going to piss on all Us' parade. That shit is not happening. She is not going to Casper.

*It is all just mix of begging, threatening and baiting Josh, when she says that shit,
 
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Shiverpeaks said:
Cobra would ramble aimlessly and drink while Wings throws softballs.
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Nah, hes not the same person we see in his videos when he gets around other people, especially people he doesnt know. He just sits there quietly while giving brief "hell yeah dude" answers to everything. Look up that gay shart cast(?) interview if you really want to see how this would go.

ibeatmywife said:
I know everyone loves to hate clint but considering josh admitted she got him evicted they obviously both clearly know she is a serious threat to his living situation.
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In one of her recent streams post break up, she mentioned something about Clint sarcastically thanking her when dropping her off somewhere during her last visit (airport?). She gave no details, but it sounded like Clint didn't exactly approve of her last visit, at least according to her. She is a psychotic retard with a victim complex though, so it could just be her misinterpreting something he said, and/or trying to gain sympathy from her twitch viewers.
 
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bonified retard said:
Nah, hes not the same person we see in his videos when he gets around other people, especially people he doesnt know. He just sits there quietly while giving brief "hell yeah dude" answers to everything. Look up that gay shart cast(?) interview if you really want to see how this would go.


In one of her recent streams post break up, she mentioned something about Clint sarcastically thanking her when dropping her off somewhere during her last visit (airport?). She gave no details, but it sounded like Clint didn't exactly approve of her last visit, at least according to her. She is a psychotic retard with a victim complex though, so it could just be her misinterpreting something he said, and/or trying to gain sympathy from her twitch viewers.
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Pretty sure that is correct because when clint came to his apartment the first time she was there clint ain't even look at her. I'm pretty sure clint knows she is bad news but just can't say it to josh because of the ODD.
 
Shiverpeaks said:
Cobra and Jessica wouldn't fit lolcow live very well. Keem is desperate to keep the spotlight on the show with Boogie's freakouts. Cobra would ramble aimlessly and drink while Wings throws softballs. NAL would be insane but neither Boogie nor Wings are the type to wrangle her and Keem is a loud idiot. NAL should be given enough rope to hang herself on a podcast with a host able to keep pushing her to say more and more. Wings is just too passive and Boogie would want to compare rape stories when she starts talking about incest.
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Another thing about Cobes in particular is that he’s more often than not super shy on panels.
 
NAL stranded in Casper would become a local cryptid, the legend of the swamp hag stranded in the high plains who bangs on windows at night looking for her beloved Jawwwwsheeeeeeeeee
 
Honestly? Good for him. She was emotionally manipulative, insanely clingly, and very dismissive of him and his thoughts and feelings. Boundaries needed to be drawn. I don't care if you are the biggest cringe faggot retard on the internet, I sympathize with a guy getting his life railroaded by a woman that does not love him but just loves his attention. It's miserable. She'll go do whatever she wants while the fella gets to be used as an emotional dildo or a punching bag, metaphorically or literally, before being set aside and ignored. It's hard enough to break these off as a normal guy, not even mentioning the MeToo hashtags and lolsuits. If you're a big cringe faggot retard on the internet, it's got to be a least substantially more difficult. You attract even worse crazy.
 
ApplewhitesSummerCamp said:
Guarantee Aryan Aaron lets her come over instead even with bad blood between them. Junkies are fickle like that (esp with the possibility to score in more ways than one).
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He let that crazy bitch drive his car cause he wanted to be included in the content. I could see him letting her stay with him. The biggest thing in his life was being involved in the cobra universe.
 
Deez Nuts said:
He let that crazy bitch drive his car cause he wanted to be included in the content. I could see him letting her stay with him. The biggest thing in his life was being involved in the cobra universe.
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Admittedly with four DUIs under his belt she was the safest driver of the three. Although I guess if you drive drunk that much you get pretty good at it.
 
RollingRock2 said:
NAL stranded in Casper would become a local cryptid, the legend of the swamp hag stranded in the high plains who bangs on windows at night looking for her beloved Jawwwwsheeeeeeeeee
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let me offer you what AI made of your inspiring words.
THE NAL ( in this depiction seen from inside the trailer):
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and then these informative cards:
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So if Cobes and Jessica do go on Lolcow Live (I hope this doesn’t become this thread’s next loop) do you guys think it’ll be live or be prerecorded like with Cyrax? I’d be willing to bet that they’d make this one live because Cyrax was a special case. I’d imagine they didn’t want to risk a live getting jeopardized with all the slurs Cyrax uses and the potential of him whipping his dick out.
 
she's gonna show up at his trailer and m'jord is gonna take her back because it's the path of least resistance and boy is shy/scared of any confrontation that isn't behind a screen (and bog is horny). she'll stay for a bit then when she goes home he will immediately start shit talking
 
What's Cobra going to do if she has a bag of cheeseburgers in one hand and a handle of rotgut in the other?

That man won't even take time to open the door, he will simply come crashing through the wall and he will claim his prize!

 
I got this screen of NAL the other night, and you cool cobras can use it in your horror posters.
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Man. There's a real, personal horror in realizing the funny little autistic guy isn't able to defend himself, and he's stuck with an ugly succubus.
 
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