🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I don’t think they’ll be getting back together. She has so thoroughly shit talked him I don’t think it’s possible to go back. Even more so that he has finally admitted to her getting him kicked out of the apartment.

The video ‘Im single’ is one long scream of very cognizant (bognizant?) analysis of what we’ve known all along, and he finally has the courage to say it. He says it loud. It all makes sense. He has been holding this in for some time.

I hope they never get back together because she is an insufferable nightmare of a poor excuse for a human being.
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
I don’t think they’ll be getting back together. She has so thoroughly shit talked him I don’t think it’s possible to go back. Even more so that he has finally admitted to her getting him kicked out of the apartment.
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Agreed. Calling Josh a sicko and meaning it is a big no-no. The final nail in the coffin.
 
She's going to show up in Casper. She's going to grab him by the balls. He's going to make Minecraft zombie noises. He's going to put it back in her snatch and they're going to be back together until she leaves town.
 
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>mfw a bog witch shows up at my trailer with a $8 machete
What are the odds that Jessica is gonna put our boy into a self-defence situation?
 
ibeatmywife said:
Man she really did imply that Josh's biological mom and his stepdad mark SA him or some shit. As much as I hate nal and think everything bad she said josh did is total BS that seems way too specific to be totally made up I think he must have told her something.
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She is always talking about people fucking their dads or talking about SA. She would absolutely make that up. She is unmedicated and fucking batshit crazy.
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
I don’t think they’ll be getting back together. She has so thoroughly shit talked him I don’t think it’s possible to go back. Even more so that he has finally admitted to her getting him kicked out of the apartment.

The video ‘Im single’ is one long scream of very cognizant (bognizant?) analysis of what we’ve known all along, and he finally has the courage to say it. He says it loud. It all makes sense. He has been holding this in for some time.

I hope they never get back together because she is an insufferable nightmare of a poor excuse for a human being.
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Yea him admitting she's the reason he got evicted is huge for him I don't think he will talk to her again just because of that tbh.
Deez Nuts said:
She is always talking about people fucking their dads or talking about SA. She would absolutely make that up. She is unmedicated and fucking batshit crazy.
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Yea if he referenced the pushing into the wall incident in a song its likely that's what he told her and she warped it into SA like she does everything else.
 
Giant Machine said:
FULL BLOWN teeth check

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The hubris of this creature compels me to see it's demise. I am so tired of arrogant, dirty finger, sweaty Josh. I see now why Bitesize quit because Josh has become so filthy inside and out, but I also see now why he came back, a crow circling a corpse, nothing to be mad about. It's just nature taking it's course. I hope Bitesize squeezes a few more dozens of thousands out of this grease ball, he is so fucking vile.
 
I tried to recreate this pizza on pizza hut's website, and it got to $41.79 before fees (using his location), and it wouldn't let me add the last 2 toppings (slow roasted ham, seasoned pork) because it maxes out at 10. This pizza probably cost him around 60-70 bucks once the other toppings, delivery fee, and doordash upcharges were added. TWU single liiiiiiife.

The Southwest Strangla said:
the pizza looks under cooked. christ, how he doesn't have worms yet puzzles me.
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They tried to tell him but he's too stupid to see it!
 
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bonified retard said:
I tried to recreate this pizza on pizza hut's website, and it got to $41.79 before fees (using his location), and it wouldn't let me add the last 2 toppings (slow roasted ham, seasoned pork) because it maxes out at 10. This pizza probably cost him around 60-70 bucks once the other toppings, delivery fee, and doordash upcharges were added. TWU single liiiiiiife.
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This pizza cost me 89 dollars on Doordash but I ordered the toppings for my fans
 
Mushroom King said:
The hubris of this creature compels me to see it's demise. I am so tired of arrogant, dirty finger, sweaty Josh. I see now why Bitesize quit because Josh has become so filthy inside and out, but I also see now why he came back, a crow circling a corpse, nothing to be mad about. It's just nature taking it's course. I hope Bitesize squeezes a few more dozens of thousands out of this grease ball, he is so fucking vile.
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Are we talking about Saunders? You say SAUNDERS is too proud? If you'd said bog hag's hubris would destroy her I'd agree. But Josh Saunders, based King, DESERVES to be proud after destroying hagraven. Don't presume to criticize our BOY! on this blessed hag free day. Good day sir or madam. I said GOOD DAY!
 
bonified retard said:
I tried to recreate this pizza on pizza hut's website, and it got to $41.79 before fees (using his location), and it wouldn't let me add the last 2 toppings (slow roasted ham, seasoned pork) because it maxes out at 10. This pizza probably cost him around 60-70 bucks once the other toppings, delivery fee, and doordash upcharges were added. TWU single liiiiiiife.


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They tried to tell him but he's too stupid to see it!
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The boy is flaunting his wealth for a future mate already
 
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