🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Agares said:
Did anyone else catch Cobes saying the trolls were hacking his iTunes to make it run slow?
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I was wondering about this...the fuck was he actually talking about? I mean he would blame anything on the trolls really.

Also, the presidency campaign loop...lol I want the goberment to pay for treatment for addicts but yet also want to legalize all drugs. It will pay for itself! He's a natural.
 
Grape Garden said:
I want the goberment to pay for treatment for addicts but yet also want to legalize all drugs. It will pay for itself! He's a natural.
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When it's condensed down and de looped the funniest part of his boglim-nomics is hearing every side of the retarded YouTube /pol/ videos he's suckered into "commentary hacked" together into the most nonsensical shit that comedians couldn't write if they tried. But to the BOY it comes naturally.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
When it's condensed down and de looped the funniest part of his boglim-nomics is hearing every side of the retarded YouTube /pol/ videos he's suckered into "commentary hacked" together into the most nonsensical shit that comedians couldn't write if they tried. But to the BOY it comes naturally.
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Inside Cobes there are two wolves.
One is a an amalgam of the progressive/liberal ideas shared by Clint and co, the other is whatever facebook boomer schizopostings he's consuming at the moment.
Both are severely regarded.
 
ibeatmywife said:
Saddest part is and most ironic to me is little fella doesn't realize that's his fate once jessica is finished with him.

Also gonna edit just to give an obvious add on. He didn't just watch the video and post about it he commented about liking the sound the bunny made when it died. Thats sicko shit doodt.
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He's just being edgy
 
Grape Garden said:
I was wondering about this...the fuck was he actually talking about? I mean he would blame anything on the trolls really.

Also, the presidency campaign loop...lol I want the goberment to pay for treatment for addicts but yet also want to legalize all drugs. It will pay for itself! He's a natural.
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He's complained about trolls fucking with his wifi connection before. I think he thinks they're like TV super hackers fucking with him IRL.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Those chair legs have been plotting a long time but they've not broken the king's circle of protection.
"The attempt on my life has left me scarred... and deformed toobz. BUUUUUT it is what it is, ya know? There's more to it than just looks YouTube... I'm just gonna keep waiting pay-shent-lee... Rocking the tactical soap... And they're just jealous because I'm gonna be swimming in of age pussy inside my clock tower dream house."
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I was expecting to hear the "GAWWWDAMMMNIIIIT", the silence is uncanny.
 
YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
He's just being edgy
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Yeah Cobes is an attention whore who wants people to think he’s an edgy badass. This is no different than him saying “hail satan” “fuck your skygod” trying to pose like baphomet etc etc it really isn’t that deep he just wants a reaction. He’ll probably double down on it and post more of the same if it succeeded in making people clutch their pearls so he can act smug about “triggering” people.

Side note: this channel was recommended to me. I think YouTube thinks I “have a type” when it comes to internet content. This guy is gonna be Cobes biggest rival in the comedy scene

 
yeah the comments popping up at the bottom is always the highlight of any boglim chronicles video.

"You better not go live, BOY!!!"
 
Dankness

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Molly Millions said:
Dankness

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Reviewing a "California burrito"

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For real for real, no cap, bussin burrito no glaze yootoob!!! Total level 10 J@ flavor moment present at the Op-lobby in Ohio toobz!!!



On a serious note, what the fuck even is this? We have a rotten-toothed British cowboy speaking Zoomer sucking on condiment packs, while complimenting the excellent driving service of the doordasher (we know he didn't tip) what is he even watching to get this new age slang in his system?
 
Dill said:
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Cobra has become really unwatchable lately. Content dry spell
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LOL cursed.
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Like Casper itself, we're in a drought.
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Yeah it's been pretty rough watching, I've gone back to older cooking videos when he was full of life and hope. Well...there is mention of the hag on the horizon come August, but the boy barely goes live as, so I imagine she will be or it will be worse if they both refuse to go live.
 
Grape Garden said:
Yeah it's been pretty rough watching, I've gone back to older cooking videos when he was full of life and hope. Well...there is mention of the hag on the horizon come August, but the boy barely goes live as, so I imagine she will be or it will be worse if they both refuse to go live.
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He'll be even worse off if she does, she's just dogshit for the soul.
 
Cobra won't go live because it puts his living situation at risk. If he lays low for a year then starts streaming properly again the shit touchers will be bored and move on. It sucks not having live streams but what did you expect to happen if Cobra is constantly sent garbage and gets kicked out? He's going to defend himself from the pozloading my neghole.
 
Cobes doesn’t have the foresight or willpower to intentionally not go live. It is literally his only outlet beyond drinking and beating his pudd.

If he takes a break, it’s something Clint suggested. Which is also why it wouldn’t last that long.
 
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