🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It's honestly pretty cool sucks it's only 6% because that kind of makes it a pussy beer type drink I expected it to be one of those flavored high volume drinks they have wines that are fruit flavored and 20% made by a company based out of Michigan they ship to any state besides South Carolina. I don't know why I even know this I don't even like or drink alcohol but their line of wines intrigued me one of the flavors was bomb pop.
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Edit the name is st Julian's
 
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I’ve always wondered who the target audience is for liquor in stupid gimmick bottles. Now I know.

Quote from the video, RE: reminiscing about a foul-sounding pipe tobacco combo:

“Pipes and Cigars was like, ‘You can create your own custom blend.’ And I’m like, ‘Yeah, I’m all about that life.’”
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Indeed you are, Jord. Indeed you are.
 
biggacracka said:
I looked it up, it's 6% ABV. So it's like drinking a very large beer more than drinking wine
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Whatisgoingon said:
Yea that's not that much for a normal adult, it would give you a nice buzz but it would be manageable for anyone that drinks a couple of beers in a single sitting. What's more worrying is how much more he probably consumed offscreen. He already said he drank an entire one the day before "but the review didn't turn out right".
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We aren't all born knowing the abv percentage of fruity boglim potions, but I digress.
 
din said:
it's only 6% abv, are you 50 pounds or something?
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Seriously I didnt even know they made wine that weak. At least convenience store rotgut fortified wine is like 10%.
IsaacShraeder said:
Chinese Emperor Qin Shi Huang drinks a mercury and arsenic elixir prepared by his eunuchs in hopes of gaining immortality, 206 BCE, woodprint
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black flame to light my green radium poisoning tmdwu
 
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I used ElevenLabs' speech-to-speech to make this. I recorded myself reading out the Job Corps saga article from the Wiki and then converted my voice to Josh's voice. I'm thinking about setting up wav2lip next and making a lip sync video where Josh can be seen reading it.
 
Whatisgoingon said:
I also notice him talking about his new song he's making being like "Hammerfall mixed with Ozzy". Has he ever talked about Hammerfall before?
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There's 2 pages of results on Lolcowgo for hammerfall, going all the way back to 2017. Pretty sure they're the reason he does the layered vocal thing in his music

Drive-By Comment said:
And oh lord I hope for everyone writing wine review on youtube that is 4th result.

That is some cultured audience Cobra needs.
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Just searched wine review in an incognito browser, and it came up as the 3rd result. TWU
 
Orkeosaurus said:
Seriously I didnt even know they made wine that weak. At least convenience store rotgut fortified wine is like 10%.
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It probably tastes like Jolly Ranchers. I wouldn't really want a "wine" that tasted like that but it must be delicious compared to his toilet slop retard mead.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
May potentially be bullshit.
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I have a feeling this may be bullshit. one, jessica is lazy and didn't want to fly both times. second, she doesn't get as much money as she use to from doing this shit. first time she went, she got a shit ton. second time, not so much and she bitched about it. unless there is going to be a big pay day, she's just going to stay in her shit hole room and ask for donos.
 
I doubt she got much of anything besides stuff people donated directly to her and josh giving her 100s of dollars for cab rides. Josh made alot of money during her first trip because they kept going live but be didn't get any of that money till the next month.
 
Whatisgoingon said:
His description of his new "British Humor" shirt almost made me spit my drink out. "It says on the back I'll show you my Big Ben if you show me your minge". Classic cobes.
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It's even better than he described. "Midge" :story:

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Edit: Just caught then instead of than. This really is a funny British tee shirt. Good job cobes.
 

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Agares said:
Downing 90% of a bottle of wine in half an hour is MDWU toobz. And I thought my wine tolerance was high.
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Not as high as you think, this is 6% ABV so it's like drinking a pint and a half of decent beer.

Not Mad Dog or Wild Irish Rose like back in college. Mad Dog was manageable and even pretty good in the Bling-Bling Blue flavor, but Wild Eye had this nasty-ass oily undertaste I still remember.

EDIT: I had this written last night and it's late. IT'S PISSING ME OFF.
 
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