🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Ah, all the ingredients you need to make a deli style pinwheel: bacon grease, Lukraine mozzarella and cheddar cheese, bacon bits, cream cheese and country crock. Simply exquisid, youtoob.
 
He couldn't even rip a sheet of plastic wrap. He can't operate essentially a tape dispenser.
 
He used two 8 ounce bricks, and one 8 ounce tub of cream cheese for this one recipe, and also showed 2 more 8 ounce tubs in his fridge. Roughly $21 spent on cream cheese alone lol

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EDIT: Roughly calculated the total amount spent on ingredients for this recipe (doordash fees not included). I didn't count the things he already had like the shredded cheeses, bacon grease, etc. Pricing is based off his local Albertson's website.

8oz cream cheese tub x3 = $15
8oz cream cheese brick x2 = $6
Dried Cilantro = $6.79
Diced onions 7oz = $3
Bacon bits x2 = 7.58
Cherry tomatoes = $3.00
Shredded lettuce 8oz = $2.29
Pickles = $3.99
Tortillas 16ct = $7.99
Gallo salami = $6.49
Gallo pepperoni = $6.49
Hillshire Farms ham= $5.99
Total = $74.61
 
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funscape said:
"That's going to be our food paste for our pinwheels."

Calling his concoction "food paste" might be the most accurate thing Cobra has ever said
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It would be even more Cobra if he said it was congealed too. Sounds like some experimental slop food Vault Tec would make.
 
bonified retard said:
He used two 8 ounce bricks, and one 8 ounce tub of cream cheese for this one recipe, and also showed 2 more 8 ounce tubs in his fridge. Roughly $21 spent on cream cheese alone lol
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He didn’t wait to let the cream cheese soften, either, so he had extra trouble stirring it. The one rule with cream cheese that you’d think he’d be good at, letting it get to room temperature, wasn’t followed.

I’m also surprised he didn’t add fish paste, sardines, or smoked salmon to this food hack. Though, a smoked salmon and cream cheese pinwheel would probably taste good, so long as Cobes doesn’t make it.
 
JambledUpWords said:
He didn’t wait to let the cream cheese soften, either, so he had extra trouble stirring it. The one rule with cream cheese that you’d think he’d be good at, letting it get to room temperature, wasn’t followed.
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His ability to fuck something up is supernatural I’m telling you. You could say “Hey Josh, today I want you to do nothing. Just stay home, get drunk, smoke weed, watch family guy, watch YouTube, jerk it to chaturbate, whatever just do exactly what you usually do for one day and I’ll give you $100” and just as fast as he’d say “hell yeah sounds easy enough” he’d be off to ride bike, resume in hand, to the local Walmart to see if they’re hiring
 
I think the disconnect is he's got central air and heat but in his smoking and YouTube room he has to smoke with the window open which is probably not great. He may be messing up and shutting the whole system off and then shutting his door while he has the window open or he's just leaving the window open all the time because he's lazy and it's venting his atmosphere
 
You KNOW he only shared this cause he read it and could not let it slide, he is compelled to prove them wrong. He’s such an easy mark lmao. “Better not share that and stand firm in it, BOY” also wouldn’t having the mark of the beast in him be a good thing by his logic?
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I forgot to include the image GAWDAMNIIIIIITTTTT I HATE BEING CLUMSY!
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I wonder what Facebook page or YouTuber he saw doing this. Only Josh would play a drinking game by himself so he has an excuse to drink, not that he needs one at this point.
 
Slim Boglim said:
You KNOW he only shared this cause he read it and could not let it slide, he is compelled to prove them wrong. He’s such an easy mark lmao. “Better not share that and stand firm in it, BOY” also wouldn’t having the mark of the beast in him be a good thing by his logic?
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I forgot to include the image GAWDAMNIIIIIITTTTT I HATE BEING CLUMSY!
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He's the funniest supposed "Satan Dark Lord Worshipper" when he also believes he met Jesus face to face in the church and always talks with Protestant-esque knowledge on Theology
 
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