"Listen dood I was out in the parking lot looking for cigarette butts when bigfoot came up to me and offered me a bowl of cheesy ramen dankness, we talked about that bill gates sicko and the glowies for hours. Homeboy bigfoot is awesome dood he just gets a little handsy sometimes when he thinks about peter caine."
Cobes is incredibly gullible. He believes his pig pheromone soap makes women horny. He had a whole kitchen counter full of 4am infomercial boner/T/hair pills because he believes every word of commercials. He believes a ghost drank his 4 locos and that Ghost Adventures is a documentary. If there's a television show about it, he believes it.
I noticed people seem to think he's more intelligent and not at all as gullible than other lolcows because he doesn't fall for catfish troles or trole schemes anymore.
He is familiar with the pawn shop, I recall him going there for weekly loans of $20-30 bucks. They show it in one of the documentaries I think.
If he wanted to try finasteride, the real deal, he’d have to get a prescription for it, and he’s too lazy to do that. His diet sucks though, and what hair he can grow likely isn’t any good, as he’s likely lacking certain vitamins. Even in a world where he could get all the prescriptions for hair regrowth, his overall lifestyle and diet would hinder positive effects from said medication. He reminds me of deathfats that buy into all this overpriced skincare, but don’t bother with cleaning up the diet to make lasting changes.
yeah, he use to buy shit from pawn shops before. like shit he could have got at walmart for cheaper.
I think part of it might have to do with his teeth. I also think due to his poor diet, poor physical health, and alcohol and drug abuse, he may not be hungry or may feel terrible most of the time. He just may be unable to eat at many points during the day. He even waits for pizza from little caesars to cool down before eating it so it doesn't seem limited to his own terrible food hacks.
Yeah, he used to talk about different guitars, and shit he saw at the pawn shop all the time. I think he used to go just to window shop.
"My fucking communist troles have infiltrated the federal govt, toobz. TMDNWTFIU. Circle of protection on our economy"
"The Subreddit is infested with sicko troles. I have here in my hand a list of 205 — a list of names that were made known to the moderators as being members of gayop Discords and who nevertheless are still alogging and shitposting in the Subreddit.”
“Your honor, I’d like you to take a look at the bottom of this list. That’s correct, those are the names of the moderators.“
Haven't been to the wiki, but I remember that story, it's in my bookmark folder of stories I want to make a video for;
Seeing him like this is what makes it sad seeing what he has become he was almost normal and now he fully boglimfied
